Demi shaved the side of her head and she doesn’t give a FUCK!
Although Miley Cyrus’ transformation from ordinary girl to whatever the fuck she is now was nothing short of horrifying, I feel like Demi could pull off the “alternative” look in a more classy and innocent manner (like, “look guys, I can be edgy too!”) without all the fucked up shit that comes with it (drugs, being naked in half her music videos, general white foolishness). Although that’s not to say it’s all fun and games just yet. The situation could potentially be alarming as well. We might be witnessing early signs of a downward hipster spiral.
lol is that a fedora?
Okay… now she’s rocking a snapback? I don’t know if this is a good sign. What’s next, Demi? Rapping about molly over trap beats? Also mirin the inverted cross tattoo you have there. Hashtag Nugoth on Tumblr. (I know it just looks like an inverted cross cause her hand is upside down and it’s actually an upright cross. You don’t have to point that out to me in the comments. I’m not a dumb dumb.)
Demi talks about her favorite metal bands and moshing
What do u think about Demi’s new look? Do u think she will inevitably go down the same path as Miley Cyrus? Could this might not be such a bad thing because at least she has somewhat of an ass to twerk with?
I’ve always considered myself privileged to be growing up in the golden era of internet trolling. I have seen the world of trolling expand into great places which I never even dreamed of it reaching. Like how one of Sarge’s facebook status updates “DISRESPECT UR SURROUNDINGS” – Four Year Strongstarted off with the simple idea of quoting a lyric and saying it came from a different band eventually evolved into this beautiful piece of artwork, displaying a more multifaceted type of trolling. Despite my fascination with these more complex, intricate forms of trolling, many times I find that the most basic trolling methods can cause the most butt-pain. For example: this long-winded rant by a stangry dude in the defend pop punk group on facebook which one of my troll posts helped inspire.
woah this dude seems pissed
he’s rly upset!
LOL he saw a thread that I made and thought I was srs!
I had already grown pretty tired of the “call metalcore bands hardcore” method of trolling and thought it was pretty played out before I posted that. I thought it was time to maybe explore different avenues of trolling. Then my buddy Mitchell made that post and it inspired me to do one more for old times’ sake. And I’m glad I did. Now some kid who probably got into hardcore last year is really angry. LOL!
Whenever I try to have a party, it always end up with nobody coming and me feeling like shit because I’m a fucking loser and nobody wants to be my friend and I want to fall on a sword. Like when I turned 30 and invited like 15 people and literally ONE fucking person came. But the other week I had what ended up being an awesome housewarming party with my friends in GOLIATH. They showed up literally as I was signing the lease to my new apartment, helped me move, and slept on my floor for the next couple days– it was by far the best move-in experience I’ve ever had, and I had a blast hanging out with the guise.
GOLIATH slumber party in my living room
Their singer Corey legit has 23 HARM’S WAY shirts (srs). This is his laundry drying; ofc he’s too cool to use the dryer.
Anyway, we also did a podcast. I forget what we talked about in this episode, but I’m pretty sure it included stuff about their upcoming tour, Tumblr soft grunge pop-punk bands, Victoria Gardens and Andrew Glover trying to touch your weiner when you record at Sound Temple. I can’t remember but I’m sure it was the best thing u will ever put on ur Zune or N-Gage.
I’m feeling so much right now that I don’t really know how to process it or how to put it into words, so please bear with me if I get a little emotional. I want to start by thanking everybody who reads this blog, and has fought so hard for so long to make this happen– something that would have been a crude photoshop joke just a few short years ago is now 100% real, and it feels amazing.
I won’t lie. There were times where it was hard, where I thought about giving up. But I didn’t– I kept on fighting, I kept pushing to make my vision a reality, and in a bittersweet way, all those dark days make the taste of victory so much sweeter.
But we can’t rest on our laurels and pat ourselves on the back. We’ve won the battle, but the war is far from over. We have to keep pushing. Until Ian Mackaye wears a BLACK VEIL BRIDES hoodie on TV, our work is not complete.
If u can, try to remember the year 2009: Buzznet and Myspace were the social networks of choice, u probably owned (or wanted to own) a Rockett t-shirt, and spent your free time creeping on Stickam girls, listening to HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD, and messing with your Sidekick.
You may also remember FALLEN THE FALLEN DREAMS, who looked like they might be the Next Big Thing in metalcore until their singer went full hipster and quit the band to became a tattoo model or some other silly thing that alternative white people aspire to be (see photo above). IDK what ever happened to him, but FFTD is back with a new vocalist, and a new song:
As you can hear, it’s like they set the time machine for 2009 and stepped on the gas! I’m not sure I would use the word “good” to describe it, but there is something to be said for the wave of nostalgia that sweeps over you when that classic “ultra-generic 2009 metalcore” sound comes through your speakers. IDK about you but after the first breakdown I was fighting the urge to re-organize my top 8!!
97% of teens these days play djent riffs and never even had a Myspace account. Like if you’re one of the 3% who will never stop using Pod Farm and shooting grassy field videos!!