Fight Club, crunkcore edition

If you have questions about awesome hair, neon merch, Hollister, or when the new Blessthefall record is going to drop (October 6, in case you were wondering), you should ask an expert: a scene kid. On the other hand, if you are looking for tips on how to fight, maybe it's better for you to check out a Bulldoze show. Don't believe me? Here's some evidence:



These scene teens get together in their backyard to duke it out, Fight Club style. This video captures the highlights of their extremely sloppy "fights," accompanied by a soundtrack featuring Brokencyde, Escape the Fate, Millionaires and, uh, Disturbed? And Korn. Scene mix tape: you're doing it wrong!


In this video, some scene douche in what looks to be Hollywood gets in a fight, shouts some nonsense like "THIS IS WHAT AMERICA'S SOCIETY TEACHES YOU TO LEARN!" over and over, and then his pants fall down. This prompts an observer to say, "His butthole comin' out too far!"


So there you have it. Have a good weekend, and before you try this at home, at least watch some instructionals to avoid embarrassing yourself!