Melissa Millionaire, scene balloon

The original water balloon

What's a water balloon?
You've heard of the "Freshman 15," right? It happens to lots of girls when they start college: a year of too many Keystone Lights and nursing hangovers with pizza, and before they know it, they've put they've put on a few pounds and go from Shanae Grimes to Lindsay Lohan. They're not fat by any means, they just have a little bit more meat on their bones than they probably meant to. Luckily, because they're so young, the pounds go in all the right places, everything stays in place. That's a water balloon: a 19-22 year old girl with a tiny little muffintop or belly who still has a super tight body that jiggles like a water balloon.


Melissa Millionaire is a cute little scene queen who also happens to be a WB... the world's first scene balloon! Most scene girls are skinny bitches, so Melissa has a special place in my heart. I know it's a long shot, but I'm hoping that some day we end up crossing paths and have a magical connection. Maybe we can go to the mall, check out Forever 21, and hit up Sbarro. And we would hold hands the whole time, of course.



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