Monday, October 5, 2009

fade AwAy (NEW SCREAMO BAND 2009-2010)



How's your sarcasm detector working these days?? Mine is normally top notch, but this video has me guessing. At first I thought it was a moderately clever but pretty funny joke put together by some bored teenagers, probably something like this:
(mischievous high school emo kids sitting in their parents' basement listening to Atilla and giggling)
Dude 1: "Dude, wouldn't it be funny if we made the worst fucking screamo song ever and put it on Youtube? Oh, and dude, let's put like some crazy Engrish or whatever in the 'more info' box so it sounds like it's some weird foreign kid who wants to be the next Adam Lambert!"
Dude 2: "Haha, yeah! But dude, I don't know how to make music or whatever!"
Dude 1: "Me neither, but fuck it! It'll be even funnier if just sounds like some retard moaning over a lame Garageband preset, right??"
Dude 2: "Suh-weeeeeeeeeet! Hang on a second though, let's watch some Hyper Crush videos to get inspired."
(reaches for Macbook Pro his parents bought him for getting a B+ in Algebra II)
That's how I thought it went down at first glance, but the more I look the more I think it's legit. Certainly Youtube user MojoWeedPatrol9 does:
MojoWeedPatrol9
awesome!
ill sign you straight away if ive got my own record label!
Amazing! This kid is a shooting star, and if you hang on, he'll take you right to the top! If it's got MojoWeedPatrol9's seal of approval, that's pretty much all I need to have confidence in this kid as a performer and personality!

Is this real, or have I been had?
Usually these things are pretty obvious, but in this case it's pretty hard to tell! It's certainly so fucking terrible that I can't imagine anyone actually releasing this to the public unless they have some sort of traumatic brain injury, but I also can't find anything to suggest that it is actually a joke. I love his positive attitude- he won't let lack of skill or technology stand in the way of extending his personal brand into the digital realm:
This is not the final recordING, this is only my mini demo for now cuz i don't have much money to pay a decent studio at the moment lols...the singin is a bit off i didnt have much time to record it in the studio.
if you want to know bout me visit my myspace profile myspace.com/bandcutewithoute and just leave a coment..
thanks for watching and listening guys!!!
it means the world to me!!!
xoxox
The only potential hole is that the MySpace doesn't work. What do you think, real or fake??

10 comments:

HUANSOAHN said...

fake or not its definitely gay as shit!

Guav said...

I want to punch his hair in the face.

Eyelicker said...

At first I thought it was a moderately clever but pretty funny joke put together by some bored teenagers, probably something like this:

this sounds like my average weekend, especially listening to Atilla

H8OverRate said...

He has music flowing through his vain. And low IQ flowing through his brain.

Matt from Denver said...

I like how he says that music is like "the blood in my vain." That's something Billy Corgan should have said.

Anonymous said...

I thought it was good, you all are fucktards

Guav said...

Of course you thought it was good, you're a fucking fruitcake. I'll punch your hair in the face too, asshole.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha , Fruitcake's Yuck :)

Anonymous said...

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeassssssssssst love this fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking banddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

Anonymous said...

dude this band is awesome fucking you niggers who talk shit. go listen to your music that talks about drugs and fucking your life up. Fucking gangster wanna be faggots. YOU'RE the one who are the fruitcakes you piece of shit. I hope you die

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