Emo/Scene Fails II: Brokencyde's Crunk Kids

I have been trying to be more positive on this blog, because the internet is full of haters and nobody needs that. But let's be honest... making fun of scene kids who are doing it wrong is fucking funny. Let me be clear, though: I'm not making fun of scene kids in general, because I think they are rad, I'm only making fun of the ones who aren't very good at it.

Anyhow, this edition is made up exclusively of fatties, weirdos, and failures from BrokeNCYDE's fan album on MySpace. It is entitled "Crunk Kids," although I think "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Kids" or "Evidence In Support Of Mandatory Abortions" might be better titles. Check out my previous edition of emo/scene fails here.

Why does it just say "bad"? Is this a boy or a girl? Why is it crying?? So many questions, so few answers!!

Double scene fail: The guy on the right is BrokeNCYDE's Phat J, illustrating why he has this nickname

This kid is fucking creepy. I predict you will see this image in the newspaper soon, next to the headline, "14 bodies found in a van by the river; neon merch everywhere."

She is smart: Realizing that she is a hideous beast and will never hook up with the frontman of the band, she gives love to Antz, BC13's "Hype man" who also does "fog machine and lights." Well done, porky!

Your filthy room and basketball shorts do not make my peepee hard

WOULD IN 1 SECOND despite the bad self-Photoshopping on her tits and ass.

I will combine lyrics from BC13 and SOD to communicate my feelings about this crunk kid: "Oh my god this bitch is fat, she'll probably crush my skinny ass" and "kill yourself now."

I love the visible watermark on the background image!

She looks like she is scared or in pain, like there's someone just out of frame with a gun to her head saying "If you ever want to see your family again, get fucking crunk!! Look more scene, you stupid bitch!!"

The last thing that Tons Of Fun makes me want to do is skeet skeet.

You have the right idea, bro. In the words of Nike and Judas Priest, "do it."

NAMBLA supports this bro and his interest in photography

No. Not even with someone else's dick. Ever.

Your badly-shopped anime eyes are not sexy, unless you are aroused by fetal alcohol syndrome

I don't know what is happening in this picture, but I don't like it and I want it fucking stopped, now.

Bro. My advice is, don't express yourself again until you are at least 24 years old. Trust me, you will thank me for this advice one day.

This image is accurately titled!

Let's end things on a positive note. Scene WIN! I want to put this cutie in my pocket.

There are many, MANY more Crunk Kids here, post your favorites in the comments!