My good bros at Weedsteeler found the following listing on Columbus’ Craigslist. As they pointed out, it is 99% certain that this is the recently-departed singer for crabcore pioneers Attack Attack.
- What is the difference between regular/orthodox/standard/basic screamo and EPIC SCREAMO?? Is that like a plain donk and a BANGIN DONK??
- Love the “MUST HAVE PRO GEAR AND IMAGE” bit, just like the “musicians wanted” ads that filled local papers back in the hair metal days
- Why is he resorting to Columbus’ Craiglist to find new members?! Did he burn ALL his industry bridges or something?? He might as well put up a note on the fucking Westerville South High corkboard at this rate (Yes, I am aware that they are from Cbus)
More on Attack Attack! and crabcore for the few who haven’t read about it already