Hopefully you enjoyed YeahYouKnowIt's review of the Judge 7" earlier this week. As u can see, she really "has her finger on the pulse of youth culture" and told me about this new pop song that I am real into this week.
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I know some of y'all have probs w/ talking girls into having sex with you. Songs like this are perf for when you're kicking it with a girl and you've had a couple of drinks and you kinda think she wants it but you're not totally sure. It is actually real easy once you know the steps:
1. Find out if she wants it
First you need 2 know if she wants to eff u or not. What I do is ask her, "Hey do you think I should have another drink??" If she say yes, you're in there. If she says "Um no. Ur good," then she is def not having it and you should move on. Let's asume she says yes.
She is like part "urban" and part scene, like if crunkcore bands had actual black ppl in them2. Make her dance
Once u know she is down to eff, the next step is to give her an excuse to act a lil trashy and feel hot. That's when you put a song like this one on. She will start dancing all "urban," grinding her ass on u/getting low/etc. Dance with her for a little bit so she "feels sexy" and "knows u want it."
3. Close the deal
After a few songs, ask her what time it is. When she tells u, say "Why are we still here then? Why r we not in ur bed right now??" Then she will say, "Ummmm I don't know hahaha that's a good question!" and then you say "OK, let's say bye to yr friends and get out of here."
It's that easy bros! Make sure ur Zune has some good "urban" pop songs like this one on it so ur always prepared for when you are trying to hook it up with a scene hottie!
7 comments:
Man I was cynical for the first 10 seconds but as soon as she actually started singing I was sold. Do u think she'll release an album or just put mp3s up on myspace? I tried to look on her wikipedia but it redirected me to the page on 'No-Dig Gardening' :( racism?
ps: the fact that the phrase 'drop it low' is repeated 1000x in this song = THIS SONG IS BEGGING FOR THE BASS DROP TREATMENT.
Yeah dude, this song is seriously fucking great! Albums are for 2k9.5, I've already forgotten about Ester Dean so I'm cool w this single.
Dude I'm glad this recommendation was a hit.. Normally I'd shy away from showing people my flair for the durrrty South (although can Oklahoma even be considered durrrty South?) but I knew that the Sarge would be a fan.. Glad to hear you're on the bandwagon IFK
Deff be adding this to my "bringing scene chicks home" playlist. Cheers for the holla
SD: Even though you already know I 100% agree with this post, I just wanted to, from a chick's perspective, reiterate the truth behind this observation:
First you need 2 know if she wants to eff u or not. What I do is ask her, "Hey do you think I should have another drink??" If she say yes, you're in there. If she says "Um no. Ur good," then she is def not having it and you should move on.
Dudes, take note. Sergeant D knows what's up..
Maybe I spend way too much time on hypemachine but isn't this kinda old?
There aren't too many "scene" girls at the bars I go to, but I'll try this out with generic indie/hipster trash and report my findings.
There aren't too many "scene" girls at the bars I go to, but I'll try this out with generic indie/hipster trash and report my findings.
Most scene kids are under 21, so not too many at bars haha. But this approach works flawlessly with indie and hipster girls too (I have successfully used it at least half a dozen times this year).
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