U Should Prolly Cop This Now: J Bigga + other scene iPhone apps

So apparently Sergeant D isn’t the only one on this blog obsessed with J Bigga. Ever since his post the other day, this Vegas native with the ballz to release EPs with the titles of other band names, has been popping up randomly throughout my musical pursuits – first while I was trying to download a Dot Dot Curve song and now on the iTunes app store as a recommendation based on my previous purchases (and personal faves) – iPierce and Emo & Scene.

Yes, I know what you’re thinking – J Bigga has an APP?!?! WHAT?! How’d I not get my chipped black nails on this sooner? Don’t worry bb, you’re not the only one!



Seeing as that I have nothing better to do with my allowance, I coughed up the $1.99 and got myself some J Bigga digi-luv. Here are the highlights:


Let’s start with the icon, because we all know that’s the only thing most people will ever see anyways. Like a true scene kid, he’s got all the pre-reqs taken care of: self-pic, bright colors, shameless Glamour Kills promo and some sweet Helvetica fontage.


Once launched, the app continues to not disappoint. With features like official videos (almost 100 of them!), photos (only 1, where he’s macking on some other chick – jealz much?!), music (that you can listen to, like Rattlesnakes in my Lunchboxxx and a sweet cover of Party in the U.S.A. that I'm actually obsessed with), concert dates, self-pic scramble games, and live Twitter feed, you’ll have plenty of entertaining content to get you through the opening acts of TDWP’s Napalm and Noise tour.

Clocking in a respectable 30.7 seconds on the J Bigga picture scramble game

iTunes, which markets this app as a “must-have for ... fans to keep up with J Bigga on the go,” includes a warning to all the kiddies under twelve shaking their jailbait tails to JB’s tracks – the app has the potential to contain crude humor, profanity, alcohol/tobacco/drug references, or mature/suggestive/horror/fear themes.

So if you buy it, sssshhh! Don’t let yr moms see her platinum Amex bill.

Some recent @replies to J Bigga's Twitter – my margin notes are in the pink ;)

If you just plain DGAF, might as well pick up these other sweet apps while you’re at it -- in total they'll prob cost you about an hour of your paycheck at TCBY:

iJerkin – official app of The New Boyz, complete with dance tutorials
Brokencyde – official app for the original crunk kids, Brokencyde
Scene Girls – 60 scene girl pictures currated by Ben Cousins (yeah, don’t know who he is either). Personally, most have too much going on in the tit-department for my taste, but to each his own I guess. P.S. if anyone knows where to submit a pic, holla at me fo realz/
iPierce – see what you (or your cat) would look like with that anti-tragus or septum piercing. And yes, you could see what *cough* that *cough* would look like pierced as well.
Emo & Scene – 99 cents for thousands of scene girl pics?! Too good to be tru <3 too much hairspiration than I know what to do with. AND I can upload my own mirror pics.. yeauhh bitches!