
Their singer Austin Carlile has a weird thumb neck.

I'm gonna pop your chain on tour, christian

He's like a long lost, cornier version of a Ramone
But I digress, the album will probably be 10 mediocre to boring, synthless christian themed "rock" songs catering to the Rise records fanbase. The singer, Austin Carlile, will wish he never got booted from Attack Attack!, who have only improved since his departure. Meanwhile, Attackx2 posted a new song on their myspace with way tougher screams than this garb.
My boy Nate hipped me to the singer's blog Fuck Yeah Austin Carlile, which is total LOLZ WAREHOUSE. Dude is posing in teh mirror for mad pics with his girl, dudes, cats, and Melissa Millionaire. I mean, what kind of a frontman has a girlfriend? Aren't you supposed to be out banging 17.5 year old groupies? Sample pics below...


You call yourselves rockstars? This tour vid bored me to
death, where's the coke at?
In case you haven't heard this monstrosity yet...
I really don't think this album will be any good, even for entertainment purposes. How does OM&M make you feel?








12 comments:
Wow, commenting w/o some kind of identity thingies I never heard of and never cared! :D
Anyway, can't we just talk about the new AA! song? Seems like they wanted to sound more xHCx an stuff and less childish... I don't really like it that much...
OM&M? Probably the same... not enough crab in this core anymore! :(
Also, not only is there no coke, it also seems to be some kinda "bring your own groupies"-tour... LAME!
I don't know exactly why, but taking the name of an iconic novel for your band name really pisses me off. If they ever come to my town, I'm going to tell all the old local skins that they're gay and black and watch the fun from afar. (If they can get out of their walkers, that is.)
I'm old and would rather spend my nights listening to Motorhead drinking expensive wiskey I bought with the money I make working for the man, so naturally I could care less about this band. Looking at their myspace page though, I have to admit the tour hard, so I give them credit for that.
I'm with Matt on the name. I kinda wonder if any of them have even read the book or if they just watched the movie.
Douchiest kids in Columbus, glad they're LA's problem now.
"The book Of Mice and Men says 'the well laid plans of mice and men often falter.' You make plans, and they get screwed up. [Jaxin Hall] and I both had plans for life, and they both got screwed up, so now we're making the most of what we can."
They are really deep. Westerville South has reared such astute and intellectual young men.
most shit on rise records sucks, attack attack includede, the best band is dance gavin dance, those guys fucking rule they have real talent and do legit stuff.
lame band not backed. that dudes blonde girlfriend tho...HAWT!! i woulddddd. also the new attack attack song is by far the best song they've ever written.
This is that band that had a full lineup of merch, expensive photo sessions and no songs a few months ago, isn't it?
Funny thing is that he DOES sleep with 17.5 year old girls and his girlfriend is too stupid to break up with him for it.
I was wondering why the chorus of that song was so good, then it hit me that it was a Lady Gaga cover. That explains it. This band sucks. What is it with Ohio producing this wave of horrible shit?
i thot this band sucked like a week ago and that the lady gaga cover was gonna be their only good song (i love that cover) but i just listened to the new stuff on their myspace page and i reeeaally like it. austin sounds way better than he did on someday came suddenly. and the dude doing the clean vocals actually has an interesting voice, rather than sounding completely flat like jeremy from the devil wears prada or ryan from miss may i.
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