Fuck Fight Fair

Via skram boss & Fight Fair singer Alex Bigman comes this post from FuckThatBand.com:

Is the beach still cool? Should I start a band and take "promo" pics on the beach? I love the beach. The beach is so chill. Can you pass that Corona? This Jimmy Buffett CD is siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick, bro! He's like talking, brah, about partying and drinking and the ocean and the beach and shit. Insane. It's like he read my mind. Jimmy RULES! Are you a Jimmy fan like me?

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Fight Fair is hella mass tight!

Hopefully whoever wrote this is just being an ass hole for the lulz, and is actually a Fight Fair fan. If not, I feel sorry for this poor dude-- it must suck to be so angry and butthurt all the time :( I would be miserable if I was like this bro, who clearly hates fun and loves misery.

Actually, wax the whole thing-- bush is for indie girls!

I know it's hard when you see someone having more fun than you, but it is extremely entry-lvl to overcompensate by hating on them. Being bitter is tacky and unattractive! Instead of getting his granny panties in a bind, he should treat himself to a Hollister shopping spree to bring a dose of beach-style cheer into his life.

For example, here are a couple images from the latest Fight Fair photo shoot:

Chris shows us a little crack, along with his famous smile

Evan and Kyle frolic in the waves together


After a long day of surfing, Alex (laying down) and Kyle (seated) can't wait for a bite to eat-- maybe they can share a footlong hot dog??

RMBR...
DON'T HATE, CONGRATULATE!