Wowwww.. This vid was sent to me the other day on Twitter. I don't usually pay attention to messages from ppl I don't kno since most are either from smelly beardos still butthurt about the Judge article or oldz looking for n00dz, so what made me click the link I dunno.. I can tell u that I'm super glad I did. While I want 2 h8 this scrawny fggt and his leashed chicken i sorta can't for a few reasons://
Based on the "special thanks" at the end of the video, I'd assume this to be Whiskers.First, I luv the mall.. Always have, hopefully always will. The mall in my town is like a poor person's runway and a home for disadvantaged youth all rolled up into a linoleum tiled package, reeking of cold taco meat and that kind of oil that black people put in their hair. My friend Jose has a code word for 'those ppl' that you can use when u 'want 2 be discreet.' We say 'public transportation'.. And it's true, my mall is real ghetto now;; too much public transportation.. But that's okay, since it redeems itself by having a bitchin Forever 21 and a Sbarro.
can't tell if that's a dude/chick/life-like sex doll in the back. i dunnno, i guess they're trying to make this video 'have a cultural impact' and say sumthing abt diversity nd acceptance??Second, Hot Topic stole my soul toooo! Ages ago when I was a kid, like 14 yrs old or so, I was a total goth.. LOLOLOL I kno! But I'm srs.. I hated neon, sparkles and skinny jeans and listened to angsty metal bands like the Misfits and Good Charlotte. Back when it was all about the fairy illustrations and Invader Zim, HT was where I bought all my patches and buttons and black things, so I can see why the dude in this vid is so pissy now that it's been taken over by the scene. Just the other wknd I was there and saw a Justin Beiber shirt next to the Ke$ha cd.. WTF Hot Topic?!? I mean, I luv it now that I'm totally into having fun, but if I was still in my "i wanna look like a dark gothic majesty" phase, I'd be whining on teh YouTubez too..
So here it is, the official vid for Violent Crush's tale of suburban angst and 'call for revolution'. Does it make u want 2 burn down the chain store that u obvs buy all ur clothes from, too?
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Us oldz love Velvet Crush!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu4D5MaS3Cs&feature=related
Love the Burzum style riffage in that one
"Back when it was all about the fairy illustrations and Invader Zim"
SOLID GOLD
All I wanna do is scream about things and stuff
Didn't know this was a real full length song. Loved the South Park episode this was from. Seems like they're having good self-aware fun to me. Goths ftw!
Also no offense but you and your friend Jose sound like stuck up twats.
You do realize this is a joke cover of a song featured in South Park, right? Like 30 seconds of reading the comments and you could have saved yourself from writing this whole article.
it doesn't matter that it's predicated on an obvious and easily avoided error - it's like when dung beetle rolls up a massive ball of shit...sure, shit is the medium, but the end product is pure gold! or a huge shitball. in this case, more like the latter. no-one's easier to fool than a narcissist.
it's worth it all just for "leashed cocks"
I completely disagree that ht is for posers. that place is where i get my shoes, nerd and sunglasses, belts, tutus, hair dye, makeup, and all sorts of other shit i need. LOL!
I liked the Home Depot part. The female at :41 is hot.
HAHA this is SO tru. The poor people at my mall smell like shirt and probably never even shower. SO GROSS. Especially the ones that speak spanish (latino??). Also, poor kids smell the worst. WHy dont these people (public transportation lol) use birth control or even condoms? I wish the governmnt could tell them to so they would stop spending money on stupid things like soda and rims and actually pasy some american tax dollars. YEAHuknow it with a slam dunk!!
I think my favorite part about this is it seems that he is wearing a blue tooth headset.
Haha I know!! It's awesomely conformist!
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