The Brutal Truth: J Bigga Is A Lie

SYWH got a very interesting email the other day from someone named Dylan Ross who claimed to have some interesting things to say about moderately popular scenebro J Bigga. Dylan is a funny dude and knows what he's talking about, so I asked him to contribute to SYWH. We don't take sides, nor do we really give a shit about this one way or the other, but we do like to stir up shit, so here you go. It should be worth some lulz if nothing else. Thanks Dylan, hopefully we'll get more posts from you in the future! -- Sgt D

So, apparently some drama has been started....
If you are at all familiar with my history as a producer, you know that I used to go under the name "Wake Up Will", and make scene electro-rap with fake F-List myspace celeb, J Bigga. You can check some of his horrible music here. Just make sure you have a plastic bucket near your computer. So, J Bigga, also known as John Browning III, the grandson of John Browning, founder of Browning Firearms.

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Kewl tophat

Now, J Bigga has a reputation for saying offensive, or stupid shit, for no reason. He then uses his rightfully agitated haters responses as fuel for his proud bad "reputation". Little do the majority of his fans know, J Bigga is a 30 year old computer programmer from Vegas. Very well spoken, and articulate, though hes convinced himself that his facade of a young, hip, edgy, offensive scene guy is good for his marketability. For the past few months he's been trying to get in contact with me to contribute production to his forthcoming projects", if you can even call them that.
Recently, J Bigga made one these attention-whore statements, on his myspace, twitter, and facebook. The statement goes:

"The brutal truth: being in the military doesent make you a hero. It makes you a hick."

What the hell.... I'm not a blindly submissive patriot at all, but I'm not necessarily an anti-patriotic asshole that will hide behind his freedom of speech flag, whenever confronted with why he says things like that. I'm all for having a bad reputation when it's in order, for something cool. But when you're a thirty year old who says offensive, retarded things just for the sake of saying them, is that really the angle you want to come at, for your bad reputation? On top of that, are you really going to spend that much time saying ignorant, un-educated, offensive things all for the sake of your "bad reputation :D"?

So, I asked him about this whole ordeal, in a totally mature fashion. This is the email that I sent him...

"As far as work, I've been real busy. But it is not going to happen. Honestly, man. I have have lost all respect for you as an artist. You are a very well spoken, intelligent person. You also have an impeccable sense of melody and songwriting, but you do not have an original bone in your body. Come on... Scene music? Still? You are trying to coat-tail off the short live jerking fad, now. You title things other groups names to get hits, and bribe girls with picture comments to get an o.k. album rating. Your attempt at self promotion is a cheap, dishonest failure, which goes hand in hand with your music.


Second, I'm not the most patriotic person, and I do think America is fucked up, but saying its the brutal truth that if you're in the military you're a hick is out of line. That is an offensive, un-educated, disrespectful thing to say. I also think its ironic you would say that, being directly related as a grandson to a Mormon gun company. But then again, maybe it's causing drama, for promo, as you've admitted you've done as a marketing ploy before. Then again, if a 30 year old man who dyes his hair and dresses like a 12 year old isn't enough, this is making you look much more stupid than I ever thought you were even capable of. And that's saying alot! Bye, Dylan
P.S. Dahvie Vanity went to jail for raping a fifteen year old girl."

to which he replied the short, and sweet, mature defense of...

"lol. spam can."


I would appreciate all of your feedback. Who is in the wrong here? I feel I was completely just, and within my right to be pissed off and offended by this DIY internet celebrities ignorant-ass, stupid comments, all for what he thinks will gain him popularity.

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Dylan
http://www.myspace.com/ilovedylanross
http://ilovedylanross.blogspot.com