Deetz on Stormy Daniels x Hollywood Undead

It's no secret that I'm a fan of Hollywood Undead. So much in fact, I have my own website devoted to 'dat bomb shit' -- where Sergeant D plucked me from to write 4 SYWH. Anyway, I use Twitter to keep up to date on all things HU, which includes following their frndz and luvahs and creepin their Twitpics.. One such chick I follow is Stormy Daniels, the girlfriend to HU's drummer/all-around-sweetheart Biscutz. If u can't already tell by her name, this girl gets paid to eff ppl she wouldn't have even knew existed in high school.

Since most of our readers are oldz/metal beardos whose longest relationship is with the worn in Lay-Z-Boy ur grandpa left u in his will, I'm sure y'all are hella familiar with porn stars. But don't pour on the haterade just yet bb! I'm totally chill with porn chicks too. Despite the fact that having sex with one must be like throwing a hot dog down an empty hallway, I do have to give them credit where credit is due. Those girls share my taste in footwear and smoky eye makeup, so they can't be all bad, right? Besides, Stormy's a total sweetheart and probably a lot smarter than most give her credit for. I dunno but you can't b a total douchelord and run for the governments, right??



So last night I thought I'd have some LULZ (and maybe get a peek at Biscutz) by tuning in to Stormy Daniels's first ever live chat on her 'stormylive.com' (obvs NSFW, dummy).. Now, I'm telling u this 4 two reasons. The first is cuz during the live chat, I started asking a few questions abt Biscutz and got the deets u all (or at least I) have been curious about! Yes, it's true that Biscutz just shot his first porn flick with Stormy, cleverly (like all porns) titled "Sex Therapy." And yes, there's more on the way (with him effing other chicks too, apparently!).. Yikes, this makes me sad, since Biscutz has a special spot in the hearts of my sis and I. He's like my 30-something yr old little scene brother.

yeah, we're 2 keut bros, havin fun 4 the cams

But more importantly, my site Fuck Yeah Hollywood Undead got a HUGE shout out on the live chat! That's right! I wish I had a copy of the vid becuz it made me LOL hard nd I bet y'all would eat it up! Pretty much what happened is that I, and a bunch of actual porn fans, were typing Stormy questions in real time while she picked her faves nd answered them live for all the viewers. It went almost word 4 word like this, with my parts being typed and hers answered live:

(note: I had asked a few questions prior to this, all of which were answered, because I was prolly the only one there not requesting/wanting 2 C tits.. Also, Drummerboy is what she calls Biscutz..)

yeahUknowit: We love Drummerboy over here! You're a lucky girl!
Stormy: (reads my post aloud) Aww I love him too! Ohh wait, I know who this girl is! You little YouTube stealing bitch! oh my god we know you!!
(note: Stormy is referring to this other 'yeahyouknowit' who I agree is a name stealing cunt. I use yeahyouknowit for everything, including my Twitter account. But my username on YouTube is iwillburnfirst, and my videos are 100% self-recorded/produced so there should be no confusion there Stormy ;) !)
yeahUknowit: hahah!
Stormy: haha look she's laughing at me! No, we know this girl! She's actually really cool! She runs this awesome website called Fuck Yeah Hollywood Undead! And she never blurs my face out! We like you here! It's all good!
yeahUknowit: aww no! it's all good! no haterade over here girl!
Stormy: aww yeah! No worries! Wait, are you even old enough to be on here?
yeahUknowit: Hahah yeah, I'm almost 21!
Stormy: yeah I know! I'm just kidding! Haha thanks!!
yeahUknowit: Thanks Stormy. Mad luv always girl xox

So yeah, pretty much FY!HU got a shout out 2 hundreds of sleazy porn fiends last night! And I got total confirmation that both Stormy and Biscutz check out the site! That adds my HU confirmed viewership to 4 (I won't tell who the others r tho!)

What do you think: Does having a porn star endorse your site, no matter how lovely she is 'as a person', do more harm than good? Are you worried Biscutz won't be as lovable once he gets consumed by 'the industry'? Will he leave Hollywood Undead to 'eff for pay'? Should SYWH look for an adult film star that's in line with our personal brand to endorse us [I am a huge fan of Evan Stone, mb we can talk him into it! -- Sgt D]?