As usual, it's 11PM on a Saturday night and I am watching Disney Channel with my AZN. Tonight we watched "Princess Protection Program," and original film about what the filmmakers clearly see as an upcoming race war. In it, an AZN and a Jewess try to screw two hardworking Mexi girls out of being prom queens. The two Mexis are played by tween pop stars Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato.
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Will "Starstruck" top "Princess Protection Program"?? We'll find out this weekend!
This song is a classic "wunza" setup: One's a scene girl, the other's a mosher chick, but somehow they make it work. You might know Selena Gomez as Forever The Sickest Kids' most famous fan, and Demi Lovato holds it down for the metalcore side of things-- she's a big fan of Abigail Williams, Underoath, and Dimmu Borgir, among others.
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FTSK X SELENA "She's A Lady" acoustic duet
Despite their different musical preferences, Selena and Demi are BFFs IRL, and teamed up to do a brand new, exclusive song for the film. We think it's some of the best disney punk since the Josie & The Pussycats soundtrack-- it's about a year old, but it's new to us so we're presenting it to you under the heading of "new jamz" anyway.
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This is the "Royal BFFs Extended Mix"
This song is super tight, and we are stoked that Demi is repping deathcore for the tweens. Haters will hate, of course, complaining that she doesn't like "real metal" or whatever, but that's the No Fun Club for you. And anyway, it's only a matter of time before Demi starts reading Metal Inquisition and gets into wigger slam. Don't be surprised to hear her name drop Devourment and Disconformity next time she's on Leno.
As for what's next, SYWH suggests she do a collabo with our bros in Winds of Plague!
4 comments:
Thanks for reminding me about the pure awesomeness that was Josie and The Pussycats!
CallPastorBob
Wow, the idea of a mosher chick potentially being prom queen is so totally alien to anyone over 30 who remembers what school was like "in our time"... Things sure have changed.
I talk about this with my bitter old friend a lot. He envies his lil bro who is a scene kid nowadays and dates cheerleaders. What is the world coming to?
Well, as you know it's entirely possible for ppl like you and me to bang mnstrmrs/19 year olds/etc, but the truth is that the novelty wears off FAST and you realize it's not worth the effort. But yeah... sucks that you had to settle for Jesse Parsh back in the day, right??
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