Saturday, February 6, 2010

WHAT DO U THINK: Why do emo girls have big butts?


I was thinking it would be cool to take advantage of technology and "make this more of a conversation." With that in mind, I am starting a new section on SYWH entitled "WHAT DO U THINK" where I post some food for thought and you tell me what u think about it. The first question: Why do emo girls have big butts, even when they are skinny???

I was looking at some scene/emo hair blogs and came across this explanation of "what it means 2 b emo." It make me think about how I h8 that emo girls have skinny arms but big hips/wide butts. Skinny jeans only make it look worse.
I am with myself on the inside.

Everyone is right and at the same time wrong on being emo. It's just the way the world works. See, everyone has their own opinions and no one should shut them up no matter what others think, or if they don't agree. It's just how the world works. Isn't that the whole point of trying to "find" you? To never hold anything back and always look for a you that you feel comfortable in, and all the people who call the others posers, how are you to judge that?

Everyone is still human, still people trying to find themselves in this image crazed world. There's no right or wrong thing to think or say or be for that matter, "When your mother tells you to love and appreciate your body, it's not just to get you to shut up. They know that when you're old you are going to feel exactly the same way you do inside as you do now.

We try on different dresses, different selves, but our souls are always the sameongoing and full of light." It's from the book, Psyche in a Dress by Francesca Lia Block (All time favorite book). It's true, no matter what shells you try on you're always going to be the same, no site on the internet can tell you who to be, but you make that choice to look at it and see if maybe you could try on that shell. That is you, the human that wants to appreciate and love their own body. You just gotta see the good and bad in it. Not just what you want to, but everything else that makes it.
Via Emo Hairstyles

I think it is important for girls to have shoulders that are wider than their hips, otherwise they look "hippy" and "made 4 birthing." Ew. I know a lot of dudes are into girls who are "curvy"/have some "junk in the trunk," but not this guy. What do u think??

19 comments:

IndieFaceKillah said...

As a fan of hip-hop, I'm pro-big butts. But as a fan of goth moshcore, I quite like the skinny scene girlz as well. So this combo sounds like it's ideal for me. Sadly, all the emo girls I've seen are either crazy skinny or all-over chubby. Where are u getting your data???? Should I just be going to a better class of party?

D. Smolken said...

I second my esteemed colleague's call for more data. And by that I mean more pictures of emo girls' butts.

Tom said...

I am an equal opportunities guy. I'm a fan of the ultra-rail thin scene chick as I am the wide-hipped big-butt girls.

IndieFaceKillah is right though, scene chicks tend to be either skinny or chubby. Never any middle ground, which is a little odd. Even weirder/funnier is the ultra-fit-fuckable girls I knew while I was 16-18 are now huuuuuge washed up and overweight scene chicks with crappy tats and burnt hair who are entirely bitter at the new crop of skinny sexy scene chicks (I'm 22 for reference).

joseph said...

But Sarge, what about scene balloons??

IndieFaceKillah said...

Tom: sadly, those washed-up 'scene whales' (ok, that's cruel, but whatever) that used to be so desirable are a horrible clue into the future of those sexy, skinny young Bring Me Blood On The Dancefloor fans. Soon enough, those hot young things will be covered with shitty tats, put on weight and get bitter and cruel at the new generation. Not to be a Gloomy Gus, but it's the circle of (scene) life... just like the Lion King taught us.

Sarge, I submit that SYWH should do a movie review feature. I just watched 'Crank 2' with my buddies and I think it's probably the closest we'll get to 'Stuff You Will Hate: The Movie'...

Sergeant D said...

IFK, funny you should mention that-- when I was originally thinking about starting this blog, I jotted down a bunch of things I wanted to write about. One of them was Jason Statham movies! I will def do a post about him and how fucking rad that movie is.

dnsrninja said...

Sadly I have only been with the chubby brand of scene chicks. I remember this one chick who had a body shaped like if you put a pillow into a black t-shirt with neon skulls on it. No boobs and no curves at all. There was another chick who, sitting down looked hot, but once she stood up, damn that ass was so wide. It was kind of un-nerving.
I think it was love at first sight in both cases, but scene love is not ment to last.

I regret nothing.

BRITTLEBRAIN said...

shoulders wider then hips= u like dudes

Ryan said...

You know that CockSParrer song "Out on an Island" that starts off "Everybody has a number tattooed on their soul ..." well that applies directly to scene girlz but instead of just some random number, it's an expiration date.

After they hit 21 and enter the magical world of bars it's just a few appletinis and sex-on-the-beaches from them being forced to shop at Torrid and go from getting gang banged by Forever the Sickest Kids to getting fingerblasted by the venue's rent-a-cop security in the bathroom floor.

JasonTDA said...

Weird post, I don't find this to be all that common to be honest, I wish it was haha. Scene girls are so rarely amazing looking but when they are THEY ARE. Haha

Sergeant D said...

Ryan, holy shit-- Cocksparrer, FTSK and Adam Carolla (fingerblasting) references in one comment!! You are the man, bro! If you ever want to post on SYWH, hit us up!

DAK said...

im alllll about a scene girl wit a big asss holla!

Anonymous said...

Only girls I date are skinny girls with big asses. Not really scene girls though, but really any youth subculture has a ton of girls with that body type- weird!

Anonymous said...

okay I know for a fact, there can be scene chicks that stay hot well into their 20's.
so you cant just put all of them into one group.

Anonymous said...

I remember that, in my high school years, there were only a couple of really hot girls among all the rubble, and everyone knew them because of that.
Now, almost all girls look fit to devourment, but the kids are, mostly, gay or emo (or both).
Ironic, isn't it?

anonymous said...

as a fan of 4chan, i'm also a fan of assholes. not the butt itself, just the hole leading into the ass.

-anon

Anonymous said...

I feel sarge on the wide hips/ asses, I've witnessed such happenings.

Anonymous said...

i my self am emo/scene and im niether ultra skinny nore chubby..i do see what u guys have gotten on to meain only hot ones are skinny and then the girls who arent perfectly skinny arent good enough and so u over look them..

Anonymous said...

Well either because only hot girls have big and sexy butts that gives us all a boner whenever we see one... you know guys!! and emo's are the onlty hot girls on hte planet...those and goth chicks..... or they're mother has had a long history of anal sex. ( <--- Seriously no joke!).....Emo girls usually tend to not mind anal.....its interesting right?

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