Tween Scene chicks heart "Teaser" by T Mills

Much in the same way that shirtless tweens like to do Screamo covers of "The Biebz", I have recently discovered another trend amoung bored middle class white kids. As we all know from the seemingly endless stream of Mills related content recently, nothing soaks underage scene panties like that dude, and now we have another disturbing manifestation of this.

For some unfathamable reason, there is a whole host of videos of girls who have filmed themselfs awkwardly singing along to the song "Teaser". When I first discoved two girls torturing a cat via this method in a Hyperviolence post I thought it was just a one off, but as you can see, the problem has spread much, much further afoot.

The "Patient Zero", of awkward T Mills covers. Note how the cat really wishes he wasn't there.


heart the annoying chick in the Whitechapel tee

"At the ennnnnd, I say he gives my vagina an erection and
if I had a penis, he'd give it one to :)" - Wut?!?!?

Obviously a big thing with the OTWs

The last one is the most worrying to me, as they appear to be in some kind of shop/gallery/public space. Who knows quite what overtook them here, that they absolutely had to whip out their Macbook and do it right there, instead of in the safety of their own homes, free from the confused creepy azn guy behind them. Love how whenever the lyrics get particularly raunchy they hastily glance over their shoulder, presumably in case their parents (who probably own said macbook) hear them, although they definately dont seem to give a shit about azn dude.

Creepy/Dissapointed/Shocked/Disgusted/Confused/Aroused/Spectral/Azn bro?

One last thing, before I go, In addition to Monday's post, I would also like to add that animal cruelty is neither cool nor scene, and that you take a moment to remember John.......