Feel like America has a lot to learn from the Euros re: their progressive views of alternative lifestyles
Wiggerism in Europe
When I think of Europe, I think of brands who make jeans that are popular with homosexuals, flaky desserts, and zany comedy that all the drama club types at my high school would quote at annoying moments. With that in mind, it’s hard for me to take them seriously as tough guys, even when they wear baggy jeans, puffy jackets and other classically-wiggerish clothing. Perhaps as a way of compensating for their reputation as “those fruits who make jeans for fggts,” many European hardcore bands try to act like tough American bands such as Madball or Skarhead. Here are some notable examples of Euro thugcore (thanks to readers Ian and Greg for the tips):
I’m not really sure who this band TRC is but they call themselves ‘rapcore.’ I know Euros aren’t very good at rapping, but if you ask me this should be categorized as ‘talkingcore’ since he’s just not so much rapping as talking over the riff they stole from E-Town Concrete. Also, the chicks in the video are pretty busted.
Via MySpace: “Did wonder what Wham were up to these days!”
The other members of TRC should take notes from this guy– this is some advanced-level wigger steez! The New Era hat at a jaunty angle is mandatory, but the mesh shorts are what really set him apart from the rest. A++
This is the other video from TRC. I have never been to England, so maybe things there are different, but here in America the only people who wear polo shirts are the guys at the cell phone kiosks at the mall.
In America, wiggerish hxc bands usually have some slutty groupies who are pretty hot. Guess it doesn’t work like that in The Australian Islands.
There is a band from Australia called DEEZ NUTS who are huge wiggers. They actually do a really good job of copying early-90s style NYHC, but come on… Aussie thugs? I’m not buying it. I know that Australia isn’t in Europe so they technically aren’t Euros, but to me it is close enough because Australians seem to ‘not quite get it’ just like Euros.
The video for Deez Nuts “Everyday I Hustle” is really cute! They are trying so, so hard to be like Skarhead, kind of like when your little brother copies everything you do because he thinks you are the coolest guy on Earth. It’s slightly annoying, but you really can’t hate too much because it’s so adorable.
As reader Ian notes, the best part of this video is at :15 when the singer consults his calendar to make sure that he has indeed hustled everyday.
On their MySpace, you can see several unfortunate examples of Deez Nuts tattoos. Their fans seem to be really into using as many words as possible in their ink, as you can see below. I am not sure sure what that is all about, but apparently they haven’t heard the phrase ‘less is more’?? Let’s all chip in and airlift some books about the Bauhaus/Walter Gropius to Australia for their sake.
I think this girl tried to fit 3 tattoos into a space meant for one
There is still room for “DUMB IDEA” on your fingernails
These bands would be more popular in America if they had more pics of the slutty receptionist at their day job wearing their merch. What’s up girl, come to America and we’ll show you what REAL wiggers are all about.
Typical European hardcore flyer. Seems like they just took random words from Death Threat and Sworn Enemy songs and combined them. If any Euros are reading this, please tell Yesterday I Had Roadkill that their name doesn’t sound intimidating to Americans, it just sounds like dumb foreigners who can’t speak the language, kinda like when the weird Austrian exchange student at my high school asked a girl if he could give her a blowjob.
Weird cartoons about cute animals: What azns are best at
Azn thugz
There are many different kinds of azns: math azns, slut who shops at Wet Seal and drives an Eclipse azns, hella mass chill bro in a dance crew azns, creepy tentacle-rape azn, and so forth. There is also the azn wigger, or JIGGER. Maybe it is because the azn male is typically portrayed as a wimp in Western media, and rarely the object of sexual desire, but these azns seek to emulate the style and mannerisms of American street criminals. However, since they are azn, they just come off as loveable post-teenagers going through a silly phase.
Remember when this song came out about 10 years ago? Reminds me of growing up on the West Coast in the 90s: pictures of riced out Integras and Tila Tequila when she was just an import model. The only think missing is buying bootleg Playstation games in Chinatown
The Japanese rapper/thugcore MC Sand. Wonder if he knows that “Nothin but a bitter mouth” will sound fucking retarded to ppl who actually speak English.
I cringed at the white guy at 3:20 in this video who talks about being into anime porn. If he wants to bang an azn, he should know how much they hate white guys with yellow fever.
The singer of the hilariously-named band Dead Reforce reminds me of Hard Gay
This isn’t really thugcore, but skip to :45 for some wizard-level wiggerish arm movements!
Another Japanese hxc band with a hilarious Engrish name is TJ MAXX. The extra-funny part is that only poor azns shop at TJ Maxx, the real ones prefer paying full retail for expensive brands like Burberry and Prada
The Japanese are very good at copying American things, like this band LOYAL TO THE GRAVE. In true Japanese fashion, their attention to detail is impeccable: pointy-headed ESP guitars, baggy t-shirts straight out of some crappy corner store in Newark/Queens, and a name borrowed from one of the only decent 25 Ta Life songs.
Some Jigger hardcore bands are entering advanced-level territory, such as Stab 4 Reason. They go beyond the obvious (imitating Merauder, Madball, and Skarhead), instead copying Bad Brains/Lion Of Judah/those other weird bands who use Rastafarian imagery. Note: take it easy with Rasta imagery, or you’ll remind Americans of college kids chilling on the front lawn of the crappy house they share with a bunch of other ass holes and listening to Bob Marley “Legend.”
Many 2nd/3rd+ generation azn girls rebel against their wealthy, conservative parents by acting like slutty airheads. I fully back this variety of azn.
While Jiggers are always good for a laugh, they’re also kind of a bummer. To me the best thing about azns is that they are quiet, respectful, hardworking and do not make trouble. For example, this morning I went to my favorite yuppie coffee shop (full of North Face fleece, sloppy ponytails and Subaru keychains). I was trying to read my new book, but it was really hard because this little girl kept screaming at her parents. I gave up and returned home to my azn, who asked me if I enjoyed myself. “It was ok,” I told her. “There was this loud white child that was being really annoying– I wish all children could be as good as azn ones.”
I wondered, will our hapa (half white/half azn) child be quiet and obedient like her ancestors, or will it take after its white side and be loud, difficult, and disruptive?? I told her to pray for our child to act more azn than white when she went to church this afternoon. As entertaining as Jiggers are, I wish azns would just be content with being the master race instead of embarrassing themselves by imitating the most despised, laughable parts of white culture.
Which is funnier, Euro or Azn wiggers?? Could u ever be intimidated by a European? Do they know that they just seem like clueless buffoons to Americans??? What do u think would happen if they tried to kick it on the streets of Inglewood/Newark/Detroit??
wow… alot to this. i say TRC definitely should get credit for having very creative lyrics like "Fuck you, die slow". that french band proves that no matter how hard you're trying, french people can never come off tuFf, even when you have the stereotypical huge bald dude, no matter how many spin kicks he does. and in reference to well behaved aZn children, when i was eating earlier there was a little aZn kid running around, climbing on everything, and yelling. they're already losing it. its a shame.
Wait a sec, are you really going to be a dad or are you just playing out a scenario that you hope someday will come true? If you're actually taking up the mantle of fatherhood, honestly, major, major congratulations to you and yours from this long time reader/fan/painfully dorky commenter!
If not I'm just another loser sucked into your web of hated stuff…which you should also be congratulated on.
I know yanks are all like "we are mega violent, we have gunz lolz! We won the wars!", but there's some nasty euro shit beyond all the gay fasion ppl in capital city centers.
"kind of like when your little brother copies everything you do because he thinks you are the coolest guy on Earth. It's slightly annoying, but you really can't hate too much because it's so adorable."
This perfectly sums up the Sergeant D -> Eyelicker relationship. Or, alternatively, Carles -> Sergeant.
Bonus LOLs for the guy on the left hand side of the TRC pic having a Nas tattoo.
lol thats what i was thinking the whole time! this whole post is a real fail, just taking a joke video and the one band everyone here makes fun of and putting it as the standard…very low quality here :/
I know….you cant expect a dumbass US tough guy to get that, he thinks all are trying to imitate him, cause hes so cool, when in fact hes being made fun of…making fun of people who REALLY make fun of the thing you try to make fun of is just really retarded XD
how someone couldnt get the US big car gangster parody when 10 guys squeez themselves in the smallest, most shittiest car they could find is a mystery to me…
sergeant D, I mostly really like your stuff, but this one was just cheap…I hope you learned a thing or two about moshcore in europe as you were really clueless and missing some good stuff 2 years ago ;)
there is well enough to make fun off for you not to go that low trying it…
This is the funniest part of the whole post:
(thanks to readers Ian and Greg for the tips):
Back when I lived in the valley, I was friends with a Korean gangster dude. The gangster part was funny, but he knew the best Korean BBQ and sushi places, and we ate for cheap. It was worth it.
I think it's hard to define what "getting it" is. TRC have got a lot of the "rapping style" of a british band called The Streets that can be heard in their music, which is very talky.
As far as Deez Nuts are concerned, I'd consider myself a fan! Those guys bring enough tongue in cheek to the hip-hop side of their music than most hardcore bands and they can write a good riff.
Leave them alone, especially the handsome lead singer, he muscles are so buff and I love his tattoos, he looks so cool in the video and is natural…..I think his name is Chris!!
I actually met one of the lead shouters of TRC once, I think his name was Tony? He shook my hand, it was sweaty!!! TRC are cool for a Euro Band, their style is something new! US tour, I hope so!!!
when i first saw the Cordier Street Breakdown video, i thought it was some parody made by the french skramz scene since some of the singers incorporate the pteradactyl vocal stylings in. the vein of Spirit of Versailles, Hyacinth etc.
serbian streets way rougher than usa…and all these frenchies and brits suck ass well..SKINHEAD YOUTH and yeah..h8 asian wigges, asian skins, and asian punx
surprised no butthurt aussie has come in here to mention that Deez Nuts founder was in seminal aussie generic-core band I Killed The Prom Queen, so somehow gets a free pass in producing this retarded bullshit.
surprised no butthurt aussie has come in here to mention that Deez Nuts founder was in seminal aussie generic-core band I Killed The Prom Queen, so somehow gets a free pass in producing this retarded bullshit.
This article is so american… “i’ve never been in foreign countries, but i know how it is over there” There’s a lot of crazy country here in euro, try and come scream out loud you’re a fat sweaty american in serbia, rep tcheque, romania… Or even in paris suburbs… (but first, check out a worldmap to know where it’s located…) You’re far from knowing how rough is euro..
Learn to speak your language? Seems to me that everyone knows YOUR language, now try ours you insignificant american cunt, don’t talk about places you don’t even know where they are! You took some failing band videos and blew it right out of proportion, if there is one nation that exists mostly out of wannabees and bubbleheads it’s the US of fucking A..
i think it’s a typical behaviour of us citizens to look down to other parts of the world they’ve never been and to consider themselves as tougher, rougher, what the fuck else you can imagine.. just to let you know: germany is not reigned by hitler anymore, not all people from france wear a mustache and are fags. and also you us guys ain’t the inventors of everything. if you take some songs agnostic front covered from bands like Cock Sparrer, which is an Oi! band existing since the seventies, its pretty awful too, to see what they made from the original songs.. its always this “i’m better than you” behaviour that leads to hypocrite tensions.. why don’t you come across the atlantic and have a look at how we live? most americans i met in europe just went to see all this touristical bullshit but have never been to places not that popular. so come on over and you will see how far you will get here with this kind of behaviour. i bet you’ll shit your toughguy pants and hurry back to the states, moron!
Listen to Sergeant D bullshit with people in your favorite bands, talk shit, and laugh at his ghey voice. New show every week or two, don't sleep on it!
The other members of TRC should take notes from this guy– this is some advanced-level wigger steez! The New Era hat at a jaunty angle is mandatory, but the mesh shorts are what really set him apart from the rest. A++
As reader Ian notes, the best part of this video is at :15 when the singer consults his calendar to make sure that he has indeed hustled everyday.
These bands would be more popular in America if they had more pics of the slutty receptionist at their day job wearing their merch. What’s up girl, come to America and we’ll show you what REAL wiggers are all about.
Typical European hardcore flyer. Seems like they just took random words from Death Threat and Sworn Enemy songs and combined them. If any Euros are reading this, please tell Yesterday I Had Roadkill that their name doesn’t sound intimidating to Americans, it just sounds like dumb foreigners who can’t speak the language, kinda like when the weird Austrian exchange student at my high school asked a girl if he could give her a blowjob.
Some Jigger hardcore bands are entering advanced-level territory, such as Stab 4 Reason. They go beyond the obvious (imitating Merauder, Madball, and Skarhead), instead copying Bad Brains/Lion Of Judah/those other weird bands who use Rastafarian imagery. Note: take it easy with Rasta imagery, or you’ll remind Americans of college kids chilling on the front lawn of the crappy house they share with a bunch of other ass holes and listening to Bob Marley “Legend.”
Many 2nd/3rd+ generation azn girls rebel against their wealthy, conservative parents by acting like slutty airheads. I fully back this variety of azn.
wow… alot to this. i say TRC definitely should get credit for having very creative lyrics like "Fuck you, die slow". that french band proves that no matter how hard you're trying, french people can never come off tuFf, even when you have the stereotypical huge bald dude, no matter how many spin kicks he does. and in reference to well behaved aZn children, when i was eating earlier there was a little aZn kid running around, climbing on everything, and yelling. they're already losing it. its a shame.
Wait a sec, are you really going to be a dad or are you just playing out a scenario that you hope someday will come true? If you're actually taking up the mantle of fatherhood, honestly, major, major congratulations to you and yours from this long time reader/fan/painfully dorky commenter!
If not I'm just another loser sucked into your web of hated stuff…which you should also be congratulated on.
CallPastorJerkface
She's not preggers yet, but that's the plan sometime down the line (unless I fuck it up somehow haha). Wish me luck!!
Outer Paris is fucking rough bros.
I know yanks are all like "we are mega violent, we have gunz lolz! We won the wars!", but there's some nasty euro shit beyond all the gay fasion ppl in capital city centers.
"kind of like when your little brother copies everything you do because he thinks you are the coolest guy on Earth. It's slightly annoying, but you really can't hate too much because it's so adorable."
This perfectly sums up the Sergeant D -> Eyelicker relationship.
Or, alternatively, Carles -> Sergeant.
Bonus LOLs for the guy on the left hand side of the TRC pic having a Nas tattoo.
Just to let you know, The Cordier Street video was intended as a joke, it was never made to be taken seriously …
lol thats what i was thinking the whole time! this whole post is a real fail, just taking a joke video and the one band everyone here makes fun of and putting it as the standard…very low quality here :/
I know….you cant expect a dumbass US tough guy to get that, he thinks all are trying to imitate him, cause hes so cool, when in fact hes being made fun of…making fun of people who REALLY make fun of the thing you try to make fun of is just really retarded XD
how someone couldnt get the US big car gangster parody when 10 guys squeez themselves in the smallest, most shittiest car they could find is a mystery to me…
sergeant D, I mostly really like your stuff, but this one was just cheap…I hope you learned a thing or two about moshcore in europe as you were really clueless and missing some good stuff 2 years ago ;)
there is well enough to make fun off for you not to go that low trying it…
This is the funniest part of the whole post:
(thanks to readers Ian and Greg for the tips):
Lol @ 90 Acura integra tag
Back when I lived in the valley, I was friends with a Korean gangster dude. The gangster part was funny, but he knew the best Korean BBQ and sushi places, and we ate for cheap. It was worth it.
Scary Euro's involved in music are probably just skins.
Btw nothing about Armenian wiggers from SoCal???
yeah i'm in Australia. pretty funny place. there are some badass British gangsters, though. like Micheal Caine in Get Carter
I think it's hard to define what "getting it" is. TRC have got a lot of the "rapping style" of a british band called The Streets that can be heard in their music, which is very talky.
As far as Deez Nuts are concerned, I'd consider myself a fan! Those guys bring enough tongue in cheek to the hip-hop side of their music than most hardcore bands and they can write a good riff.
Yeah, TRC's "rapping" did remind me of Streets– I always thought grime was pretty terrible too, though.
Shitty US thughcore (both major LOLfactories):
Crimescene – Outcasts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHBkHoQrOQg
Facecast – Wifebeater
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuUphbx-Tu0&feature=related
LOL@ Wham comment btw
I lold hard at crimescene but notsureifserious.jpg
No one would make fun of facecast if this guys were playing sludge with a southern touch XD
Sheeeeot nukka.
I think they are totally radically cool!!
Leave them alone, especially the handsome lead singer, he muscles are so buff and I love his tattoos, he looks so cool in the video and is natural…..I think his name is Chris!!
xxx
I actually met one of the lead shouters of TRC once, I think his name was Tony? He shook my hand, it was sweaty!!! TRC are cool for a Euro Band, their style is something new! US tour, I hope so!!!
i just came back to post trc=hardcore streets, but its so effin obvious you guys beat me to it.
who is more embarrassing to their elders? british teens or american teens? post coming soon maybe….
i think Suprême NTM pulled off the euro thug thing pretty well, just not core
The point with the polo shirts is,in England the hooligan scene likes em!;-) But the island apes are generally into crappy clothing!:D
when i first saw the Cordier Street Breakdown video, i thought it was some parody made by the french skramz scene since some of the singers incorporate the pteradactyl vocal stylings in. the vein of Spirit of Versailles, Hyacinth etc.
serbian streets way rougher than usa…and all these frenchies and brits suck ass well..SKINHEAD YOUTH and yeah..h8 asian wigges, asian skins, and asian punx
surprised no butthurt aussie has come in here to mention that Deez Nuts founder was in seminal aussie generic-core band I Killed The Prom Queen, so somehow gets a free pass in producing this retarded bullshit.
surprised no butthurt aussie has come in here to mention that Deez Nuts founder was in seminal aussie generic-core band I Killed The Prom Queen, so somehow gets a free pass in producing this retarded bullshit.
hahahaha!!! man, you really need to come to some shows in England before you judge!!!
nice blog tho!
Paddy
and btw, i personally knows TRC! they are a great bunch of geezers!!!
How this article leaves put Doggy Hoods from the asian bands, I do not know. Maybe becausse Doggy Hoods is the greatest hardcore band of all time.
This guy knows what’s up.
Look like typical douchebags to me…
This article is so american… “i’ve never been in foreign countries, but i know how it is over there” There’s a lot of crazy country here in euro, try and come scream out loud you’re a fat sweaty american in serbia, rep tcheque, romania… Or even in paris suburbs… (but first, check out a worldmap to know where it’s located…) You’re far from knowing how rough is euro..
Learn to speak your language? Seems to me that everyone knows YOUR language, now try ours you insignificant american cunt, don’t talk about places you don’t even know where they are! You took some failing band videos and blew it right out of proportion, if there is one nation that exists mostly out of wannabees and bubbleheads it’s the US of fucking A..
Sincerely,
someone that actually knows other places…
this site is the lulz
Belgiandude and the french one are fuckin’ right.
i think it’s a typical behaviour of us citizens to look down to other parts of the world they’ve never been and to consider themselves as tougher, rougher, what the fuck else you can imagine.. just to let you know: germany is not reigned by hitler anymore, not all people from france wear a mustache and are fags. and also you us guys ain’t the inventors of everything. if you take some songs agnostic front covered from bands like Cock Sparrer, which is an Oi! band existing since the seventies, its pretty awful too, to see what they made from the original songs.. its always this “i’m better than you” behaviour that leads to hypocrite tensions.. why don’t you come across the atlantic and have a look at how we live? most americans i met in europe just went to see all this touristical bullshit but have never been to places not that popular. so come on over and you will see how far you will get here with this kind of behaviour. i bet you’ll shit your toughguy pants and hurry back to the states, moron!