THE PAINFUL DISAPPOINTMENT OF ‘PARTY DEATHCORE’

Hurray for the future, sweet Oli Sykes be praised for this open field where all old barriers between genres and sounds and haircuts and ages have been floorpunched to mush, and people who in a less enlightened age I disparagingly referred to as ‘fr00tz’ and even in a far lessenlightened age, ‘fagg0tz’, are able to drag music kicking and screaming into the bedroom, where all the coats are, to be drunkenly raped and afterwards accused of being a slut. Music in 2010 is a non-stop frathouse keg party and so Atlanta’s Attila, who promise to merge Dirty South hip-hop with brutal deathcore, are ticking all the boxes to becoming my favourite band.

So far so good yo, our (slightly too happy) crew hang in the ghetto
with some sluts in school uniform.
Sadly, they huff some serious d0ng. Dirty South hip-hop and deathcore are natural allies and yet so seldom wed, like uber-nihilistic d-beat metallic crust and tree-dwelling US black metal (anyone?), they like bootshaking, foil-print, hotpants, calling out haterz, bitchez and bassdrops, and a gumbo of both brands of testosterone-filled misogyny in the form of ‘party deathcore’ will make any peepee harder than an angry Australian paedophile.
Where Attila go horribly wrong is that their hip-hop influences are entirely limited to talking about it, growling about parties and how much they don’t give a fuck if you don’t give a fuck, and what remains is just boring mid-tempo death metal, only with shrieking, like Jungle Rot having their balls kicked into their colon. Even their merch is just the standard lazy gorecore garbage and their promo shots a load of shiny-happy Easycore starjumps, ‘party deathcore’ is a total missed opportunity frankly.
“Yeah, cool party bro, lets go indoors and choose a balloon animal
- word is that Cuddles the Clown can do a dope seagull.”
Fuck you Attila, why can’t you be Deez Nuts?
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17 Responses to THE PAINFUL DISAPPOINTMENT OF ‘PARTY DEATHCORE’

  1. Sergeant D says:

    My thoughts exactly! I really WANTED to like this band, and many people have emailed to suggest they would be my favorite band. Sadly, as you said, they are just not very good :( In fact, they are awful, neither getting the deathcore nor southern rap parts right. Instead, it's a just a big shit sandwich with my ears in the middle.

    Maybe they should get one of the bros in Attack Attack to produce their record??

  2. Eyelicker says:

    I liek them :(

  3. Jimmy Christ says:

    BMTH bring the party far harder than this shitfest.

  4. Word says:

    Reminds me a little about I set my friends on fire.

  5. D. Smolken says:

    Good concept, just needs better execution and more rap influences.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Before I give it a listen; does it contain (parts with) rattling 808 hi hats and slapping 808 snares/claps?

    If not, too bad, because I would really like to see a band that perfectly mixes Three 6 Mafia – influences with, let's say, Whitechapel or anything like that. Juicy J has to produce this stuff, because he's sportin' Iron Maiden shirts, which make me think he actually likes metal.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Holy shit I lol'd at that Australian Paedophile. He was HIGH LARE EEEE OUSSSSSS

  8. chris says:

    their singer was on an episode of mtv's "made". to be made into a male model.

  9. Aaron says:

    Saw this band back in December, walked out after 3-4 songs

  10. W A MacMurdo says:

    I'll back you up on that crust/post-Weakling black metal thing. It fucking blows. Lets combine the taking yourself and your ridiculously simplistic political views way too seriously of crust punk, and combine them with 20 MINUTE LONG SONGS of wolves in the throne room! Gee, that sounds like fun!

    Srsly, Weakling was the worst thing to happen to black metal.

  11. Chris says:

    Skinniest band I've ever seen.

  12. Anonymous says:

    Fuck it I like this band. Most shows here in the south suck but these guys can actually get a decent pit going so their great in my book. Also I once did an interview with the bands singer check it. outhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQjie4LOWKE

  13. Anonymous says:

    Can't get the damn thing to copy right so if any one gives a fuck put in Attila interview on youtube and mine is in the middle by DJBree 13

  14. shawnyouwillhate says:

    can't say I'm mad at it….the black metal rapper vocalist is kinda cutting edge

  15. Thomas says:

    Disappointed by the future again?!?! It's like Dippin' Dots all over again.

  16. lloll says:

    Dude, wtf? I love Attila, a lot actually They really don’t give a fuck and it’s nice to fuck to also.

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