In this video, OTW (“other-than-white”) scene queen Melissa Millionaire does a makeover on Penny, her “PA” (I am guessing this means personal assistant, but I don’t know all that Hollywood insider lingo). It’s pretty straightforward, but I do have two questions:
1. Does Melissa really have a personal assistant?? To do what, get her tampons from CVS and make onigiri for her mom when she’s too hungover to do it for herself? Which would you rather do, tell your parents you got AIDS from a transexual prostitute you picked up outside Hollywood Video in Fontana, or that the best job you could get was as Melissa’s “PA”?
2. How is Melissa evolving her personal brand now that we are in the 2K10s? I can’t imagine her wearing a simple faux-vintage t-shirt from Kitson like she did back in her scene balloon days, but I’m not really sure where she’s headed with the grandma dress/novelty bow thing either– in any case, I’m sure she’s got it all mapped out, and I think I speak for all of us when I say that I can’t wait to see what’s next!!