Hey whats up I’m GRIZZ that’s not my real name but that’s all I will answer to lol, I’m just another kid who likes moshing, comics and oh yeah PIZZA lol! Anyway music is basically my life, when I’m not practissing with my band I write reviews, go to shows, or just like hang out with my buds and play Nintendo.
Anyways the reason I am writing this is because I think I should be the face of Hot Topic! I know what you are thinking like “yah right have u looked in the mirror fatass lol they don’t want your fat ass in there catalog!!!” and yah I am not like a normal model but I GOT THEM SEXY CURVES lol! But seriasly I think ppl want to see someone who looks normal as a model! So yah I know these are not like proffesional photos or whatever but here is a few pictures I took to kind of give you an idea of the kind of looks I can pull of!
BIG PIMPIN lol
Wish I was a kid when old school Nintendo was around it’s so tight!
I am in The Acacia Strain lol!
This shirt is so beast I’m all SUP O THIS? ITS LIMITIED EDITION BITCHES!
Music = my life!!! Here is what I did the last couple of days so u can see how much it means to me:
may 24 = woke up today and found that i got the new starting line and yellowcard cds. reviewed the starting line one but couldnt post it cause they have given me the disc before the band has even approved artwork. went a made a sweet bagel sandwhich and got my broken ass U2 ipod out of my car and am fixing it now. loaded up the yellowcard disc and i am going to go for a walk now. band practice did not happen cause of poor communication. so i ended up going to a speaker rhodes show and then black jesse got back into town and we all met up at josh dangers house for his birthday party.
may 25 = wrote and posted my the academy is… review. cleaned my bedroom a little. emailed a bunch of people on getting new free albums. started an argument on a message board and now i am officially entered into a wheight loss contest, so we will see how all that turns out. went to work, worked, got home and i was supposed to go out with black jesse and the gang to go bar hopping but i was tired and my liscence expired like 3 months ago and i keep getting kicked out of bars even though i dont drink. seems fair though. so i just went and rented POESIDON instead and fell asleep watching that and eating a blueberry creamcheese muffin.
RAWR!
Zombies are sweet not sure why he is holding an old radio tho lol
Sometimes I do artowork for bands this is just a rough sketch!
80s movies and pizza how sweet is frickin ROBOTCOP?!?!
I dont drink but Im all about a Cobra Starship dance party!!!So yah that’s me!!! Nice to meet u lol! If you want to do anything or whatever send me a MySpace message or like email me and I will get back to you right away!
Yuck, who would have thought that the Sarge's little brother is THIS ugly?
That's ME, not my little bro :(
ROBOCOP and Thriller, what the fuck is wrong with you?
that was hilarious xD
great blog :)
Then you're holding up really well, considering all the decades of hard living under your belt!
Psh thats not Sergeant D.
I'm certain its one of his trolling articles and got these pics from a scenebrah dude on Myspace.
HE'S TROLLING AGAIN, I'M SURE OF IT.
LOL dudemanbro, you're a pisser!
This bro is sick, and has impeccable taste in clothing and music. His build makes him a perfect Hot Topic model, as their consumer base contains many plus-sized individuals. That is all.
the comment quality here is really dropping
THIS FAT ASS MOTHERFUCKER NEEDS TO LOSE WEIGHT AND GET A REAL JOB!!! HIS UGLY SELF NEEDS TO REALIZE THAT HE SHOULDN'T EVEN PUT HIS UGLY FACE ON THE INTERNET LEST HE WANTS TO GIVE OLD WOMEN HEART ATTACKS JUST FOR LOOKING AT HIS IMAGE! Fucking prick!
OMFG, YOU ARE SO SEXY!!!!!!!!
Cherry grill, bro. I really dig the prominent gum line.
Sincerely,
Dan Lilker
Invisible oranges FTW. LOL XD
You are so fucking hot :)
you have no chance..
This must be trolling. Well played, yo.
I thought the “not getting the John Cusack/Say Anything” reference was a nice touch
Pizza is pretty cool, but whats with it being everywhere now??? its like some people just discovered that bread, tomato sauce and cheese go great together.
is it just me or is the gut actually fluctuating in size..?
lol @ artowork
how sweet is frickin ROBOTCOP!!!!???
fuck you bro, fuck you.
“Band practice did not happen due to poor communication”
LOL @ this whole article.
The quoted parts are actually from this dude’s real blog :(
>mfw no one can spot a troll of this magnitude.
>mfw this isn’t 4chan.
>mfw I have no face.
He looks like Jonah Hill in that pic where he is wearing standard glasses with a for yeah strung tee.
I wanna see him mosh with his shirt off. I’m not sure why.
That guy rocks!
Whoops, guy set his myspace profile on private