Since it’s looking like the “Did Jonny really scam a bunch of fans out of thousands of dollars?” question has been answered, lets move along to “Should we forgive Jonny?”
But he looks so innocent…
Well, to start it should be a given that under no circumstances do you trust a ginger, someone with a mullet, and especially not someone who fits both of those stereotypes. But overlooking that, I still feel no pity for the fans who got scammed because when you know the ginger with a mullet that you’re dealing with is Jonny you should have realized that he’s Jonny Craig bitch and he drives in reverse as well as acts like a douchebag to absolutely everyone.
…Fine. Maybe he doesn’t look so innocent….
Also, his friends are forgiving him. Well some of them (read this awesome Jon Mess interview). Unfortunately this may have sealed the fate of Isles & Glaciers forever for Craig (“@nodirectionhome @briansouthall – …and people wonder why we won’t do another I & G record.”). <3 = Broken.
Okay VERY not innocent…
But in the end, even if I had been one of the fans who fell for this and decided I would try and beat him up after the show when I went see Dance Gavin Dance on tour, all it would take is “I threw her away on the second we met, I couldn’t have lied…” and panties are dropped. You can’t stay mad at a voice like that.
So in the end, Jonny, I forgive you. You can do no wrong in my eyes =)
But I’m still going to continue to laugh my ass off at jonnycraigslist.com and all the facebook/twitter comments from haters.
What do you think, are you going to forgive Jonny? Do you still feel him?? Can we talk about what’s really important (fixing his mullet problem) and then deal with all his drug/scamming people/douchebag issues?
a teardrop and a heart.. fuckyeahhardcore
feel like i’m missing something here
this? http://mindequalsblown.net/2011/02/jonny-craig%E2%80%99s-great-5000-swindle-the-story/
Who the fuck is Jonny Craig?
Jonny Craig: 1. The singer for Emarosa and Dance Gavin Dance 2. A man with the voice of an angel 3. An asshole 4. A drug addict 5. AWESOME.
Truthfully, I lol every time I see a picture of this dude. He looks like an ugly white-trash ginger(well, he basically is). The fact that this dude is scamming fans doesn’t surprise me either. Yeah, the people scammed were stupid, but that doesn’t make it okay, so I hope he faces at least some negative consequences.
As a fellow ginger, I feel I should tell you, he doesnt represent us. He is a rogue agent.
We have our best fraternity agents after him as we speak.
Jonny, if you’re reading this. Give yourself up. We can and will twist bullet trajectory to get to you.
Oh in other news
New Gambling opportunities, buy a laptop from a guy from DGD.
I love that it’s Mac products he’s baiting these kids with. That’s just cruel, there’s no way a pretentious kid can resist that logo.
bahahaha
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whats johny craigs fan mail adresss? :o