TRC release a video for their single

I love TRC cos i’m pretty sure they’re what a hardcore band would sound like if Tucker Max was in charge. Or that guy from The Game.

The best line in the new video above is ”FOR PETE’s SAKE YOU ARE NOT FROM NEW YORK CI-TY” which is great unless you’re from NYC. TRC have essentially alienated three fans there…

They pretend like they’re in it for the music and making art and shit, but really it’s all about getting laid. Most of their music is about cheating/fucking/drinking. I guess putting the video in black and white is technically arty.

I think the reason they probably do well, allegedly, is that the London Hardcore scene is 99.9% full of dickheads who cum in their pants when a girl looses her bikini top in a mosh pit.

Also, i know the bald guy from TRC hangs out in Crow Bar in London. If you haven’t been to Crow Bar, it’s full of guys who look like vikings wearing Paradise Lost and/or Dream Theatre t-shirts.  The last time i went, i was wearing a Hollister polo, got talking with the only hot girl in the bar, and was then introduced to her viking-metal husband. Apparently Vikings hate collars and seagulls.

Anyway, if you’re into Hardcore with sweep picking, and you can’t find a alt-girl to suck your dick, i recommend taking advice from some of TRCs back catalogue:

VIP

“You look like shit and you’re wondering why you’re not getting hit, LEARN TO DRESS YOU FAT PRICK.”

Essentially, the advice here is to not dress like a twat and you will get laid more.

Define Cocky

“Now your Mrs loves it, there’s something about that cocky thing that makes her wanna know what’s really going on”

The advice here is to be really cocky and arrogant and other men’s wives will want to blow you. I included the live video above because it is both super-high-quality and features all 10 of TRC’s fans in one room (6 are in the band).

Protip – if you tweet the bald guy from TRC, he WILL reply with tips on how to shave your head/balls.