For the most part women are mentally weak creatures who will do all kinds of mental gymnastics to avoid facing reality. For example, if a girl says another girl is “soooo pretty” there’s a 99% chance the other girl is fat/homely/etc. On the other hand, if she says another girl “is such a slut,” then she is probably really hot. With that in mind, when a girl says something that isn’t completely retarded, delusional and backward, it’s always a pleasant surprise.
I stumbled across a couple videos last week on Misc in which an extremely annoying (but hilarious and very intelligent) girl tells it like it is, and thought I’d share them here- they have like 14 million views so you may already be familiar, but I was very impressed. Ladies, take notes: this bish is advanced-level. I kind of love how she is obviously a very weird, super-smart nerd, but must have realized that it makes life easier when you look like a slut.
“How To Trick People Into Thinking You Are Good-Looking.” Pretty lulzy, and also very accurate– she starts this video as maybe a 5/10 and ends up a solid 7.5/10.
“I’m super nice, I’ll talk to anyone. But as soon as your penis touches my butthole without me knowing, I’m not happy!” I wanted to hate this girl, but I can’t lie, this is fucking hilarious and I think I would die laughing if I saw her bust this out at a club or whatever. Also mirin that PA/MD accent.
What do you think, brahs?? Is she annoying, hilarious, or both? Kinda gross, really hot, or both?? I can’t decide, but these videos = A+++ in my book.