I’ll just come out and say it: I’m calling bullshit on The Millionaires’ whole act. I’ve fucked/gotten high/partied with a lot of crazy, fucked up girls who try to numb the pain of getting molested/beaten/ignored by their parents by doing tons of drugs and fucking as many sketchy older/black/tattooed guys as possible, so I know a trainwreck when I see one, and I’m not buying it.
I mean, WHERE ARE THE NUDES???? It just doesn’t add up. They are seemingly the only scene girls on the planet who don’t have pictures of their tits, pussies, and buttholes on the internet– even the mega-uptight Kiki Kannibal has nudes out there! If they do as many drugs and fuck as many guys as they claim to, surely someone would have tweeted a picture of Melissa’s asshole at some point.
I’m sure they’ll try to say that their game is so tight that boys love/want them too much to share butthole pics, but I can tell you from firsthand experience that once the booze, blow and pills come out nobody knows what the fuck is happening and snapping a few n00dz is never, ever a problem. And a REAL slut/trainwreck, in a moment of drunken loneliness/low self-esteem, would definitely quench her thirst for male attention by at least tweeting her tits.
Let’s all tweet Melissa tell her it’s time to put up or shut up– TITS OR GTFO. Actually, I’m as ass man, so I would prefer a butthole pic, but I’ll compromise. Melissa, I will always love you, but we can’t be together unless you keep it real with me. Now let’s see that butthole.
What do you guys think?? Are Millionaires actual trainwrecks/sluts, or just pretending? Are you a heavyweight fuckup like me who can smell a crazy bish from a mile away? Would you rather see tits or butthole?