STAND UNITED = you’re moshing!

Aw, little kids are so cute- they’re all “LOOK HOW SERIOUS AND INTENSE WE ARE AND LOOK WE LIKE OLD SCHOOL HARDCORE LIKE THE EARTH CRISISES”

There’s nothing I like better than some generic, ignorant hardcore- what’s more awesome than some scrawny 20 year-old screaming retarded lyrics you’ve heard a zillion times over interchangeable breakdowns?? I seriously never get tired of this shit, which brings me to the latest generic, ignorant hardcore band I stumbled across: STAND UNITED.

Lyrics to this one are solid gold. It’s like they made a list of all the cheesy hardcore catchphrases, then just randomly combined them into a song: “TALK SHIT YOU FUCKING BITCH,” “You dont know what it’s like to be here for so many years,” and of course “straight fucking edge!!” No clue what they song is actually about, other than being an angry little kid lecturing people.

I think this is a newer song and it’s pretty fucking sick– reminds me of old Throwdown, before they turned into Pantera Jr. And is that the Seahawks mascot in their logo?!

Hit these kids up on Myspace and tell them it’s time for study hall. Thanks to SYWH reader Billy G. for the tip!

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7 Responses to STAND UNITED = you’re moshing!

  1. Martin Regnen says:

    Seahawks mascot, haha. I hope they find this post and get all pissed off about that. Then do a song about how pissed off they are about people who think they’re Seahawks fans.

  2. lukeoneil47 says:

    Just saying over here, but maybe you metal and hardcore4lyfe turds wouldn’t complain about hearing the same shit over and over again if you, you know, ever tried other genres of music? Just saying. /noaggro

  3. lukeoneil47 says:

    FINE! My point still stands though. Mostly talking about all my oldfag metal friends who won’t go see Underoath with me.

  4. shawnyouwillhate says:

    this is tight

  5. bert says:

    Sick gauges, bro! It almost balances out the monstrous forehead. Yeah niggas I hate on motherfuckers based on looks alone.

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