I’ve spent most of my life living in Seattle proper and despite what Calvin Johnson or any other K Rec fucko will tell you, Olympia sucks balls. Here is a list of places that I would rather go to than Olympia:
1. Libya
2. Butte, MT
3. Boca Raton, FL
4. Arizona
5. West Covina, CA
Unlike a war torn African city or the armpit of America, Olympia is chock full of self-righteous white kids who attend Evergreen State College, a liberal arts “school” where privileged bastards learn the very best in how to siphon money from their parents who work at Boeing or Microsoft. Olympia is also the hotbed of shitty indie rock bands where it’s perfectly acceptable to call yelping singing and play drums on a Rubbermaid garbage can.
Because of its mix of half-baked liberal ideals and the availability of having subpar bands jerk each other off, Olympia has attracted lots of narrow-minded individuals (feminists, post-feminists, crust punx and cartoonists) and has more or less become the least desirable place in all of Washington.
Tipping the scales a bit, Olympia is also home to Washington’s state capitol building where you can totally drop a load in gold plated toilets, but usually, the Evergreen crowd and vegan bakery restaurateurs hold rallies about the legalities behind white people dreads and their inability to shower. This was proven when a bunch of kids rioted after Dead Prez played Evergreen.
Recently, I had a ridiculous ex get all up on my shit via Facebook because I wantonly posted awesome videos of Charlie Sheen’s freakouts. I accused her of getting all “super Olympia” on me, and so, a new catchphrase was born [1].
Basically, if you find yourself buying everything that Kathleen Hanna has done or somehow relating to Sleater-Kinney, you’re probably getting Super Olympia on the world at large.
While Seattle is full of its own lame hipster archetypes (this will be another post, no doubt), their apathy is far less annoying than confused post-feminists (i.e. chicks who dress like homeless cat women with butch ass haircuts) who try to shove dry ass vegan cookies down my throat. I’ve personally offended some of these fuckfaces by eating a cheese pizza around them.
Anyway, if you find that you’re towing the line of being a Super Olympian, do the world a favor and go cop yourself the last two E Town Concrete records. That shit will straight destroy your pisspoor ideals.
[1] The official definition of Super Olympia from my tumblr: “When someone gets on their privileged high horse about issues that affects minority groups of which they are not necessarily included in. Will also run rampant with opinions on your Facebook page and will oftentimes try to ‘call you out,’ but in return, they only look crazy to your immediate social circle.”
aka liberals
I like most indie rock, but I fucking hate the people who make it. And fucking lol at liberal arts. What dumbasses.
my mom went to Evergreen. She has also never made more than $12 an hour her whole life :(
but more importantly.. what’s wrong with west covina, ca?
my gf is from West Covina, it’s not half bad!
This article = perfectly accurate
Liberalism=conservatism that supports abortion and pot. Pepsi and Coke. I’ve got some friends who are going through a phase that is very Super Olympia. Wat do?
Find new friends (srs)
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu……..
Kurt Cobain is amazing.
His picture is irrelevant.
I don’t disagree in principle, but you do kinda come off as a whiny cunt in this. Do you secretly wish u were hanging out with these people bro?
and eat their dry vegan cookies? UGH, no THANK YOU!
TOTALLY agree. I would say this is a phenomenon that runs extremely rampant on Tumblr, where you can’t even dress in green for St Patrick’s Day without people accusing you of being both a racist and an appropriator. UGH.
lol. I only follow teenagers who listen to A Day To Remember so I haven’t seen this– in fact, they all have names like -niggerfaggotpussy.tumblr.com
Totally getting a follow from me! Check some of this Super Olympia shit out: http://meloukhia.net/2009/07/hipster_racism.html
tl;dr
OP is a faggot
Hahaha
I love you. I can’t believe it took someone else showing me this blog. And I’m sad to report there is no niggerfaggotpussy tumblr…yet
protip: you’re a fucking faggot, get back to 4chan and stop hating on people who have lives lol jk jk. oly sux butts, but on a serious note, op is a fucking fag.
I live in Olympia. I love you. <3 I feel like an Olympia reject because I love high heels and makeup.
You say all of this and then talk about listening to A Day to Remember, but then you have a guy in the background with a Parkway Drive tattoo???