The “Downtown Battle Mountain 2″ tour made a stop in my hood last night, and I went to the show for one thing and when thing only– To claim my macbook from Jonny Craig.
Here’s what went down…
I rolled up to the venue later than I probably should of, as I had a pretty hard time trying to find parking close to the venue. What? It was cold. I immediately went to the first person I saw with a tour lanyard and told them I was running late for a scheduled interview with Dance Gavin Dance. I was then informed that everyone was “unavailable”. I said “okay” and walked over to another guy with a lanyard. He told me to wait one second and he vanished into a row of buses/vans/storage trailers. About 30 seconds later he reappeared with the man of the hour Mr. Jonny Craig…
Doing hard drugs like a real man. amirite?
KOLGATE: Hey! I’m Kolgate for stuffyouwillhate.com
Jonny: Hey man sorry I’m late, I was a little busy.
KO: No worries bro, I was late too.
(keep in mind this was not a scheduled interview at all)
KO: Enjoying Cleveland so far?
JC: yeah man, It’s been very nice, the snow kinda sucks though.
KO: really? I thought you loved snow?
JC: …What do you mean? I hate snow. haha, it’s so cold.
KO: yeah, I guess that makes it hard to wear a nice deep V right?
JC: what are you talking about man?
KO: anyways, does it feel good to be touring with DGD again?
JC: yeah man, for sure! these guys are like my brothers and to be bac..
KO: I’m gonna cut you off really quick, what are your thoughts on Clevelands snow?
JC: okay.. i mean, it’s cold and i don’t really like it..
KO: have you gotten any snow balls since you’ve been here?
JC: ..are you asking me if I’ve done any drugs here man?
(more awkward silence)
KO: so, uhm.. will you sign my macbook?
(shakes his head in disbelief and walks away)
God doesn’t care about gingers.