If you enjoy heavy metal music very much, you probably hate any metal that’s got dance beats, synthesizers, rap, and is liked by lots of teenage girls. This is how to do that kind of metal right, though:
It’s basically a rap track except they added a white guy playing a pointy guitar on it. That works a thousand times better than the usual approach of starting with a bad metal band and adding a rapper on top of it, doesn’t it?
Though I generally like rap (and country) with dudes on vocals, I gotta say that Dama Do Bling is my favorite chick rapper ever. And I don’t even understand Portugese. Without white dudes or pointy guitars, she usually sounds like this:
That’s an excellent example of how average-looking chicks can manage to be pretty sexy by slutting it up and moving their hips a lot. Average-looking chicks can learn a lot from her!
Fashion note: I want the suit that dude is wearing in this video.


“It’s basically a rap track except they added a white guy playing a pointy guitar on it.”
Fuckin’ lol
Can’t say I am a fan of this girl. Mediocrity up the ass.
But are you a fan of the pointy guitar?
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