Here’s my entry: “Girls just wanna have fun.”

About Sergeant D

I was like yeah ok whatever
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  1. “when butt secks isn’t gay enough…”

  2. Travis says:

    Wanna come back to our place, listen to some Against Me 7-inches from before they sold out, and make sure you won’t get laid for at least a year?

  3. Hughycash says:

    I just realized that the magazine isn’t called City Boat and I’m no longer impressed y’all

  4. heemeyer says:

    the inevitable result of “everybody gets a trophy”

  5. Anonymous says:

    Two not so street smart cyclists

  6. alex says:

    my friend said:

    “retard chic: super cool, offensive or HURDURRRRDUHURASAAA!”

  7. Funcking Coffee. Where did this bike come from?!

  8. foobear says:

    I have no quote, just play this song…

    …and feel the hate grow while you gaze at the picture

  9. Nick says:

    Haha! I actually work for CityBeat, so this contest is doubly hilarious for me. Great find Sgt. D.

  10. Anonymous says:

    Nick doesn’t work at CityBeat, he just wants us all to hate on him

  11. RJG says:

    WHITE PEOPLE: An exposé.

  12. “To the Pabst store, Thurston!

  13. Grizzley says:

    2 banana, 1. Two bananas biking in the bright warm sun.

  14. Katy says:

    Latest hipster trend? Fixies with butt plugs.

  15. rwh says:

    If only they used the wide-angle lens you could also see the truck pre-impact

  16. Charles C. says:

    “Looking for a hella tight bro to sip joe, cruise around, maybe do some edging…Found him!”

  17. tayfo says:

    Having too much caffeine? Find out on page 5.

  18. Kyle says:

    Brooklyn: not like the rest of us.

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