Defeater = you’re sleeping

As of lately, a couple of my friends have been trying to get me into this band called Defeater.
From the sound of the name, I thought they’d be some bad-ass ignorant mosh shit like Trapped Under Ice, but nope. The other day I pulled them up on Jewtube and saw this.

WTF right? I was like, is this a joke?
so I pull up a few more songs, and to my luck they aren’t long acoustic snooze-fests.

Instead, it’s a long hardcore snooze-fest. That’s a little better. So yeah, It’s ok I guess. I can’t really see myself moshing to it, but so far I wasn’t really impressed. Then I saw their Wikipedia article and read this, “Defeater’s body of work is conceptual. The lyrics of each release contribute to a larger story, which concerns the hardships and internal conflict faced by a working-class family living on the Jersey Shore during the post-WWII period.”

I thought, “wow. That’s sounds boring/beta/homosexual”. Then it got me wondering, why focus on Jersey Shore during the “post-wwII period”? I’m pretty sure nothing happened back then at all. They should focus on the modern Jersey Shore! Lettuce be cereal, THAT is what sells.

I figured these guys needed some snooki in their album

Instead of writing pretentious lyrics about boring crap no one cares about, they could write about tanning, clubbing, and pulling bitches! MAYBE then I’d give their boring garbage another listen.

Sorry Defeater. You need to loosen up and not be so serious. Until then I’ll have to pass. But what’s your opinion of Defeater? Do you legitimately like them? Or are they only good when you can’t sleep and you’re out of Ambien?

 

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51 Responses to Defeater = you’re sleeping

  1. xIAMDOOMx says:

    i like them, but i agree that the subject matter is a little out there.

  2. Isaac says:

    It’s like if Bring Me the Horizon sucked even more.

  3. Nick says:

    Aww I like Defeater. Although I will say that the kids who memorize all their lyrics and shout them back at the band are operating on a Coheed and Cambria level of nerd.

  4. Duh says:

    Ex-Transistor Transistor. Dude claimed that Transistor Transistor kept stealing his riffs after he left the band.

    Judging by how shitty this band is, I don’t believe him.

  5. Save Parker says:

    Love Defeater, didn’t know about the whole concept thing though. Just saw them a few weeks ago, pretty solid pit going.

  6. Dope says:

    you’re missing their key songs. go look up “red white and blues” or “dear father” and then get ony my level

  7. Anonymous says:

    Hipstercore. Same goes for Touche Amoré.

  8. xtrinidadx says:

    “red, white, and blues” is a fucking awesome song actually that whole ep is tits

  9. Anonymous says:

    I have spent a good deal of time reading their lyrics. It’s on par with some great works of literature out there, just in a way different format. I am not joking. It’s really easy to get sucked into the characters and emotions. If your not into that, it’s cool. But “pretentious”? Wtf do you mean? Cowardice was supposed to be depressing. Like maybe a hardcore version of DSBM, at least that’s how I saw it.
    Their acoustic songs are from an EP called “Dear Father”. Or the reverse side of their new record.

    Tl;dr, if you even care, the first album is about a bastard who kills his father, runs away from home, returns to find out that his addict mother is dead, his brother tries to kill him but he kills his brother back. Then he an heroes. Their “Red white and Blues” EP is a tangent off of a character that the guy from the first album meets. African American WW2 veteran who sees bad shit and comes back home to physiological problems. Second and album is from the perspective of the brother.

  10. Andy says:

    Don’t give a shit if it’s hardcore, I love this band.

  11. Danny says:

    is this “hardcore” enough?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ho5p1Vg16Q
    Travels is the greatest album of all time, and if you don’t like them because there “not hardcore” enough, then you really shouldn’t be listening to music at all

  12. steff dogg says:

    “bad-ass ignorant mosh shit like Trapped Under Ice”
    drop the “bad-ass” and you’ve got TUI described perfectly.

  13. xxxBROxxx says:

    i like it. agree with hipster core lololol

  14. I really like Defeater and hipster hardcore. I also like knuckle dragging ignorant mosh. Good job I don’t give a shit what people think of the music I like.

    Haters gon hate. Defeater gonna continue to write pretentious bullshit that’s enjoyable.

  15. Anonymous says:

    how can you even say this isn’t hardcore and keep a straight face? i think in an era with bands like fucking alesana and bmth music like this is a breath of fresh air. why even listen to music if its just for the breakdowns? just do coke like an adult if you want an adrenaline rush and stop bashing an original and honest band.

    • Sergeant D says:

      Old BMTH = you’re moshing

      • fakejazz says:

        Comadre, Defeater, La Dispute, Touché Amore, Loma Prieta, Converge, Shai Hulud, Cult Ritual all are superior to most stuff thats posted here (old saosin, circa survive, old chiodos, thursday, blood bros and dance gavin dance are ON PAR with bands like Defeater).
        old bmth is terrible, and the best band to have a good time mosh is definetely Comadre and the best to sing-a-long, is pretty obvious that bands like the ones that this blog favors are not in the same league stuff like blood on the dancefloor and such are for the birds, Seargent D and his internet posse just enjoy pissing of the kids, and the kids get pissed off because they are bands they genuenly care about and love, and the kids are probably into DIY scene and love getting involved and thats really awesome and respectable and cool in my honest opinion, so when they read this blog the get deeply offended, but they fail because they forget this is the internet and this is a comedy blog not a serious music journalism blog.
        well thats what i belive, and i hope im right because if seargent d and his internet thugz really dislike bands like that, it would mean that they are really fucking old and ouf of touch with the actual punk rock youth, because sergeant d this is what the kids like this kind of hardcore and they also love ‘hipster’ indie rock and stuff like crystal castles (but everyone loves CC even the scene kids that shop at hot topic rock CC shirts, because they are just that awesome, as awesome as kap bambino ripoff band gets.)

  16. Anonymous says:

    > implying that green text applies on whatever the fuck site this is.

    Also “an hero” & “tl;dr” became viral terms via 4chan. & L2tl;dr

    On a seperate note, defeater are god-damned amazing and whoever the fuck wrote this article is confirmed for suffering .
    2/10

  17. Mike says:

    i bet Sergeant actually likes what he heard, but wouldn’t pass up an opportunity to piss off a bunch of hipsters

    and yeah, Defeater owns

  18. Kotenks says:

    This is kinda funny.

    I like Defeater because their songs paint imagery in my head and I like this style of music. You can feel the emotions of the lyrics. You said you don’t really care about lyrics so I see why you wouldn’t like Defeater since it’s an equal balance between music, imagery, and emotions.

    They’d probably have more fans if they made songs about Jersey Shore though, that’s for sure.

    I’m going to see them on Saturday. I’m not sure what makes them hipster. Writing songs about the post WW2 era is hipster? Really?

    That’s not say that hipster music is bad anyway.
    I like this chick a lot

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyMTeEtctkk

  19. tittycream says:

    Sergeant D is searching for streetcred with his SoD av and user name, but im pretty sure hes a trendy fucknut that loves open chord chugging and shitty breakdowns. And cock

  20. Pornstar red flagged roadkill says:

    yeah this band was really boring and tell them the concept shit is OVERPLAYED AS FUCK lately with bands like Coheed and The Dear Hunter coming to mind. Plus its not even a good concept/storyline. Seriously, I would rather read JFK’s wiki page, fuck Defeator, with you SGT!

  21. Ben says:

    You’re a fucking moron. Not gonna start listing everything I hate about this but there is a lot.

  22. Anonymous says:

    Defeater is my favorite band, followed closely by Trapped Under Ice at number 2. Fuck wit it. These dudes are simply putting a new spin on hardcore, which is more melodic, but it has a lot of substance. You can write it off as hipstery, but if you read the lyrics while listening to the albums all the way through, it’s pretty impressive. Also, if Defeater’s albums were combined into a movie it would fuckin rule.. Jus sayin

  23. ultraspatial says:

    I can’t express how much I’m sick of bands like Defeater, Douche Amore, La Dispute, Pianos Become The Teeth, The Saddest Landscape etc. Pretentious no fun clubbers with ” meaningful heartfelt lyrics about harship & struggles”.
    And I fail to see the “innovative” part in their music. They pretty much sound like Hot Cross meets mewithoutYou.

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  25. Anonymous says:

    Kill yourself.

  26. yuuup says:

    if defeater was so unrelatable and pretentious why would they have a fan base. It would be utterly pointless to be what you accuse of them almost as pointless as this grandoise self abuse of a blog. serioudly thanks for reminding me why kids cant actually make music that means something to them. My advice to you would be stick to what you know instead of making yourself look like a brash intellectual to seem distant but isnt that the ironic truth i avoid from every band … who list bands lyrics like bibles. What a scene? i think we forgot the point that when we express our inner hatred towards the hipster blogger (who even.nickeback could bring themselves to hate) that we lose pur identity abd forgot what its like to be above it

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