I haven’t been straightedge in about a decade, but I still love super judgmental, self-righteous sxe bands who bring the ignorant mosh. And what band fits that description better than X LIFERUINER X????
Singer-bro has the physique of Grimace from McDonald’s– can’t blame him for being so pissed, I’d also be pretty mad at the world if I was a chubby wigger from Canada who looked like Mr. Potato Head in skinny jeans
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ly47MxsJrY
This into = so so sososososo embarrassing… nothing worse than a bunch of white Canadians who think it’s really funny to talk about “throwing up gang signs.” Other than that, I fucking love this song- it’s pretty much exactly what it would sound like if I was in a band.
I have no idea what these guys are up to now, I assume that they followed the same path as pretty much every other straightedge band and either A) broke the edge and became burned out stoners who drunkenly talk shit on sxe all the time or B) are still sxe, only they are now old enough that it’s really embarrassing to still make a huge deal out of not drinking. Not sure which is more shameful.
Either way, LIFERUINER = YOU’RE MOSHING!!!
the guy on the far right is the only one without a twin….
they actually played a show in my hometown last week being the town reading in the UK.
they brought the mega ignorant mosh at it’s best, although all their new stuff is super cereal, and not standard thugcore as originally hoped.
Super nice guys, played a few shows with em the other week in the Uk. Stayed at my guitarists house and were the nicest bunch of guys ever.
They’re on a Uk/European tour atm, and are bringing the mosh like no other. Mad ignorant
Fat people should not lecture on self-control…
trolololololol ZING
Taking Back the Nightlife was a pretty sick album. I can’t really say that about No Saints though. That one kinda sucks IMO.
I am a big fan of this awful, awful band. I will say that the only time it feels appropriate to listen to them is when you are doing things that require very little mental power: lifting weights, clobbering fools, and eating an entire carton of ice cream alone in your room.
Haha – nothing says awesome sXe discipline like gorging yourself on ice cream, alone in your bedroom!
i can’t believe i’ve never heard of these guys! so amazing/ awful!
There’s a great article in this terrible band and its many iterations. Someone just needs to write it.
I think they hold the World record for most ‘Final’ shows. And the least people that give a shit.
I love them.
For example, this exists: http://www.myspace.com/liferuineruk
Read the bio.
lol is this really a legit. band?
I think there should be a xLIFERUINERx for each country now.
yeah absolutely, we need an article about how there have been atleast two seperate liferuiners. There was the original liferuiner, and when they broke up the band’s manager decided it would be in his best interest to get some of the ex-members of the band to reform. When that happened, the original liferuiner got mad that fake liferuiner was carrying the torch, and got back together to teach them a lesson LOL. This band had atleast 25-30 members throughout the years, in fact the last time I played with them, I’m pretty sure only the two dudes on the right were in the band. The dude on the far right smartened up and jumped ship and now he’s a barber at Frank’s Chop Shop in NYC. Either way, I’m moshing.
I believe Quiet Riot had the same problem? Or maybe it was Ratt… happens to all the greats.
Oh god, this is terrible. I love it.
SUK MAH DICK
“Oh god, this is terrible. I love it.”
exactly.
Played the UK recently, bring the ignorant mosh to the extreme. Never been able to work out if they’re mocking edge but actually are edge or if they’re edge and being ironic and taking the piss. Either way it’s all good.
Pretty sure they’re all still edge too, but they didn’t seem to mind that the entirety of the UK and Europe all drink.
This shit if fucking EPIC, so good. I always wondered how vegan sXe people get fat? You’re not drinking beer, getting the munchies or eating any animal products (i.e. no saturated fat), but your clocking in at close to three bills? How? Do you exclusively eat french fried?
Anyways, this is great drinking music and I will definitely be moshing later.
you should go to whole foods and check out the “vegan junk food” aisle– all kinds of vegan chocolate, soy chicken fingers, french fries, etc.
xlifruinerx played one of their supposed final shows at a venue in milford, ct back in 2008 and it also ended up being the last show at that particular venue. they ended up trashing the place because the promoter, a dude named elton who went by the nickname greasy, apparently fucked them over. i’m inclined to believe liferuiner’s side of the story, because greasy lived up to his nickname a number of times and tried to blame the incident on some girl who worked for him who he claimed just wanted to fuck dudes in liferuiner. either way a bunch of slime balls got fucked over and i got a good laugh.
Liferuiner is a meta joke band. Everything about them is hilarious. There’s no way they can be serious about even half their lyrics.
Also I’m pretty sure they were the most hated hardcore band both irl and on the internet for at least 5 years.
Oh man xLIFERUINERx, I’m actually from Toronto so me and a couple of my bros who claimed edge back in the mid/early 2000′s were really into them naturally!
Anyway I’ve got a bunch of fucking hilarious/terrible stories about Johnny OC! As you might guess Toronto isn’t exactly known for its hardcore scene but he’s always done a ton of promo work and set up some fucking killer concerts around Toronto. He’s overall a pretty cool dude who kept me and my brother going to some decent fucking concerts during that mid-2000′s hardcore scene.
Doesn’t change the fact he’s a hilarious fake thug from Canada though! He used to get his crew to kick the shit out of random kids who pissed him off outside of venues all the time. I still remember one time where he actually got so pissed off he pulled a gun on some 17 year old while screaming at him outside of a show because he had tossed a cup at johnny OC during their show.
Gun wasn’t loaded LOL.
why do they have to be from toronto…
xLIFERUINERx were completely serious. Johnny OC (the overweight singer) was a fucking clown, and stalked this girl I knew who was sixteen at the time, while he was twenty I believe.
Bwahahahaha I think I know the girl you’re talking about!
Dude was hilariously creepy with the ladies.
late in the game. while we’re on the topic of liferuiner, if you like them you should check out OH! they sounded almost the same and had johnny oc as a member. i started a sentence with a preposition, sorry guys.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH. Jonny is still fucking underage girls, is now some sort of dj and liferuiner changes band members every two weeks or so. He’s also an artsy hipster now…
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To be fair, most white people in Toronto think they are black. Our collective second language is white-bred ebonics…