Ron Swanson: Ultimate Hipster AND Most Hardcore Dude Alive

If you’re a Tumblr user or a casual observant, then you know that the NBC sitcom, “Parks and Recreation” gets a ton of love and thousands of reblogs. Most people seemed to be fixated specifically on Nick Offerman’s stoic libertarian boss, Ron Swanson.

A billowing tower of man and mustache, Ron Swanson is like the magical unicorn of hipster and hardcore ethics (straight edge notwithstanding). He wears sweaters, rocks facial hair, has a perfectly coifed haircut (like a rockabilly dude), and he indulges in eating breakfast food, a constant subject of food photographs on Tumblr.

Fuck you and your vegan bullshit

[Fuck you and you're vegan bullshit]

Speaking of Tumblr, the motherfucker has a whole blog dedicated to the fact that he looks like a surly cat.

In any case, Swanson’s anti-government libertarian views would fit well with the likes of bands that cry out for fall of the government such as Anti-Flag, Against Me, Bad Brains, Black Flag, Strike Anywhere, Bad Religion or Subhumans.

[You know, John Kerry's favorite Blink member is actually Travis]

Actually, scratch that, Ron Swanson out does them because as a government employee, he’s destroying the government from the INSIDE, and not just writing some fucking shitty song about doing it while scouring for vegan-friendly treats at the food bank.

Most of all, Ron Swanson is the only white dude who can confidently rock cornrows and has a collection of firearms, so as to shoot your crappy Have Heart 7-inches out of your hands.

Go to hell, you B9 scumbags

["Go to hell, you B9 scumbags"]

There you go: Ron Swanson: Ultimate Hipster and Most Hardcore Dude Alive (that exists within the realm of a fictitious television show).

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6 Responses to Ron Swanson: Ultimate Hipster AND Most Hardcore Dude Alive

  1. Andy says:

    I love the show/character. Big fan of the cornrows.

  2. anon says:

    that is not how you button a 3button jacket

  3. Sergeant D says:

    He was on Adam Carolla’s podcast the other day, turns out he is IRL an expert woodworker! They geeked out about routers and sanders for an hour.

  4. Anonymous says:

    “Fuck you and you’re vegan bullshit”
    you are vegan bullshit?

  5. GullLars says:

    He had a great 2 hour 20 minutes interview with Kevin Pollak this week (2nd week of june 2011). This dude is totally awesome IRL, and he’s married to Megan Mullally (Karen from Will&Grace).
    One “untold” story that came out was he toured the world (mostly europe) for a year in his early 20′s doing with a company doing theatre in japanese Kabuki style interpretation of ancient greek and old english plays, and was a theatre fight scene coreographer (and fighting himself).

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