If there’s one thing that I miss more than anything else about living in Seattle, it’s aznbros. If you’ve seen The Fast & The Furious, you got a snapshot of aznbros that was a bit cartoonish, but not entirely inaccurate.
Usually seen eating at a teriyaki or noodle shop with a bunch of other aznbros, you can spot them by their North Face jackets, Abercrombie/Polo gear, and 4.0 GPA (typically in a high-value major like accounting, engineering, or finance). In that respect they’re not so different from your typical azn student, but the difference is that aznbros have not only the grades, but srs AZN SWAGGER.
Classic internets: GOT RICE, BITCH?? My favorite part is when he disses forks.
Kid Yamamoto, the ultimate tuff aznbro
Always coming correct in the freshest, preppiest clothes, the aznbro manages to live up to his dictatorial azn parents’ sky-high expectations while still repping Shoreline/Irvine/Alhambra/etc every weekend with his dance crew, tuning his Acura/Lexus/Infiniti, and chilling with his fiancee.
Typical girl an aznbro would be seen with, hanging out at the Alderwood Mall or outside the Zumiez at Victoria Gardens
Speaking of his fiancee, if you are from the west coast, you know the kind of girl I’m talking about- not nerdy, math-Asian, but hot, slutty Asian girl who drives a white Integra, shops at Wet Seal/Forever 21 and rebels against her rich, controlling parents by going to the club, getting sloppy drunk and grinding on black guys (who she will fuck, but never ever marry).
MISS U AZNBROS. WE WILL BE TOGETHER AGAIN SOMEDAY- SAVE ME SOME TAKOYAKI.
Do they have aznbros in your part of the country/world?? Or are all the azns where you live Chinese grad students in physics or stats? U jelly of aznbros for having rich parents and hot, slutty girlfriends?? Are you LOLing at me for buying an Acura because aznbros drove them back in the 90s??
Haha – we have vietbros – who drive broke down hondas/integras, maintain a solid 2.0 GPA and never/ever speak english. Also look like they would happily knife you. Girlfriends are usually under 4’8″ & have weird tattoos.
Can deff relate to this!
You forgot Nigo though
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxp5f3xON31qari4so1_400.jpg
http://www.pigmag.com/images/stories/people/2004/09_settembre/nigo/nigo_01A.jpg
Much more bitter looking than Yamamoto imho
lolololol good call! although, why would Kid be bitter- have you seen his wife?!
True azn style leaves his shoes in the garage.
Mmmmmm……Asian girls.
let me clarify: I don’t have yellow fever (i’m not into asian girls any more or less than any other girls), i just have a thing for that particular kind of slutty Wet Seal/Integra girl
Yea yea sure. I remember your metal sucks post where you talked about jrpgs.
btw, have you played the new tactics ogre? shit is god like :)
Yeah I have like 38 hours or something into it haha- probably the best SRPG since Disgaea??
yeah the ability to rewind the battle if you fuck up is great. its def the ultimate refinement of the traditional tactics game, have you played valkyria chronicles? that might be my favorite.
I also have like 40 hours into valkyria chronicles 2. Im pathetic :(
I definitely do. Only second to Latinas.
HA!
The sergeant backs you hard
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Lexi Diamond pre-surgery, yes. She did not do it right.
Yeah- her new tits look ridiculous
Not in a good way. And most of my famous pornstars have fake tits. But this is not the time and the place for that. Asa Akira. Mmmmmm.
Eva Angelinas are the best as far as fake ones go, altho i liked her better beforehand
Eva Angelina used to be my favorite pornstar, some of the best fake tits. Her and Rachel Starr together, damn.
I went to college at a Kwantlen campus in Richmond, BC. At the time I drove a ’74 Corolla, and parked it in a lot whose sum total value was likely greater than my lifetime’s gross income. I suffered in agony while aznbros with better hair, better grades and better cars got attention from women of every colour.
DARN YOU AZNBROS!!!
ouch. BC = aznbro central, I was born in Bellingham so I know all about that area
In NYC all aznbroz hide in flushing, you never see them. Just aznchickz with ugly white boyfriends.
Pretty much all of the aznz I know are really nerdy. Like, every class is AP and they all get As in them and all that. Except for one kid who’s pretty average. We make fun of him for dishonoring his family.
Most of them wear glasses.
Living in Seattle and being Asian sucks, all these fobs and asian bros. I just don’t fit in with any of them.
Kid Yamamoto sucks now. Hatsu Hioko is now MMA’s resident azntuffy.
Yeah Kid is washed up, its a bummer :( Hioki is bad as hell, cant believe he spanked Marlon Sandro like that
Hells yeah bro. Now that he’s signed for the UFC I cant wait for him to run through the fw division en route to a shot at Aldo and dispel the myth of japs suckin in america.
Def hung out with Korean AZNbros in LA. funny cause they think they are like real gangsters, but are just like little gangsters
I remember a friend of a friend who was azn. He wore this gucci belt with a huge buckle and a really long burberry scarf, and lived in some huge apartment where he slept on the couch, becuase it was too expensive for him. From what I remember he was pretty unintelligent though, so he might not have fit the description
im in San Jose CA…… nuff said
I’m a grad student in stats, so all the azns (mostly Chinese) I know are pretty boring. There’s maybe like one bro in the whole program.
well…im in japan, so lots of asians. bunch of azns and lzns too
Spent my teenage years in Vancouver, went to a school filled with Aznbros. Uniform for them every day: Puma shoes, adidas track pants, Puma track jacket and Armani Exchange shirt. Kids were stylin’, although I’m glad I never dressed like that because I can now put together a decently fresh outfit for less than 100$.
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Sydney, Australia is full of aznbros. And lebanese bros. Technically still azn I guess.
Aznbros need to look tough so that white guys don’t steal their lengluis (‘chicks’). At night, in bed, he posts on Crunchroll.com complaining about his life.
I went to HS with some aznbros, but they were native sons, and their bro-ness was just slightly off.
so they were more like exchangebros or something.