With the death of Myspace and Buzznet, the few remaining scene kids have been left without a home on the internet. I’m not sure why, but Facebook just doesn’t seem scene to me- does it even work on Sidekicks?? Fortunately, there’s a new social network to fill that gap, SceneKids.com!
Obviously, it’s full of idiot teenagers with vapid profiles full of retarded details about themselves and absurd pictures, but I’ll be honest: it’s more depressing than funny. The fact that the domain was even available tells you something about how relevant scene is in 2011, and it really bummed me out to see that there are kids who are actually this stupid. I mean, we were all dumb teenagers at some point, but fuck… these kids are on some next, NEXT level retardedness like Gummo or something. The site just makes me want to hold my head in my hands and weep at the bleak future for these poor kids.
The next Jeffrey Dahmer?
Feel sorry for this dude– he’s half scene fail, half lonelybro. Life will be long and sad for this guy. I see him shopping a lot in the “meals for one” aisle at Target.
What do you make of all this??? Is this even funny, or just a sad anachronistic snapshot of lost, confused kids who will work at bingo halls and gas stations their whole lives? Do you know anyone who is still scene in 2011??