With the death of Myspace and Buzznet, the few remaining scene kids have been left without a home on the internet. I’m not sure why, but Facebook just doesn’t seem scene to me- does it even work on Sidekicks?? Fortunately, there’s a new social network to fill that gap, SceneKids.com!
Obviously, it’s full of idiot teenagers with vapid profiles full of retarded details about themselves and absurd pictures, but I’ll be honest: it’s more depressing than funny. The fact that the domain was even available tells you something about how relevant scene is in 2011, and it really bummed me out to see that there are kids who are actually this stupid. I mean, we were all dumb teenagers at some point, but fuck… these kids are on some next, NEXT level retardedness like Gummo or something. The site just makes me want to hold my head in my hands and weep at the bleak future for these poor kids.
I’m also a big fan of techno-ish music
I seriously didn’t think anybody actually typed like this anymore. And keep in mind, these kids are 17 or 18 years old.
The next Jeffrey Dahmer?
Afroman?!
ALL MAI HATERS THEY ONLY MAKE ME FAMOUS XD
Even the joke profiles on this site are painfully unfunny and outdated
Feel sorry for this dude– he’s half scene fail, half lonelybro. Life will be long and sad for this guy. I see him shopping a lot in the “meals for one” aisle at Target.
What do you make of all this??? Is this even funny, or just a sad anachronistic snapshot of lost, confused kids who will work at bingo halls and gas stations their whole lives? Do you know anyone who is still scene in 2011??
This site is just food for trolling. Let the flames, Lolz, and butthurt begin!
I’m making An account! lmao, I actually am.:)
I will, too. Haha, give me the link when you’re done creating it!;) Haha.
“I am 40 60 bisexual”
LOLOLOLOL WAT?!
aka “gay”
i think he meant the 40 60 part. wth does that even mean?
he only likes putting 40% of the dick in his butt
only about 40% of me likes guys.. the other 60% likes girls.. wheres your right to judge?
Going over old posts and I found this. Anyone else think it would make an awesome gang vocal for a 3rd rate metalcore band ? “WHERE IS YOUR RIGHT TO JUDGE ?”
and acctually i only like putting 40% of your moms dick in my butt
oh yeahh and Sergeant D….id stfu cuz u hate on aaron u hate on me… Im bisexual too but the BIG difference between me nd aaron…I aint afraid to kick ass when u hate on my friends… loveeyouu aaron
lolololololol this is priceless!!!! I was just about to comment again on how hilarious aaron’s picture is. This just made it 100000 times funnier.
The butthurt is strong in this one… and many lulz are had.
My right to judge comes from this little thing called the frontal lobe. It’s very fun to use.
A+++ is being good at percentages!!
Aww, this is sad. These are all the kids who are just finding out about scene now and totally late in the game.
Kinda like Pg 99 & the likes to the 90s screamo scene…
EXACTLY
wait,wut?
i am so, so, so behind the times. then.
This seems like what would happen if you feed 2007 MySpace and Buzznet into HAL and asked him to make up personalities… “Good morning Dave. I’m into Asking Alexandria and lulzy grammarz”
xD
man. RIP the “scene” style. it can still live on… in our hearts
lol i just luv excessive use of lol when it adds nothing lol to the lol sentence <3
I always find myself picturing the person typing and I'm like, "Why are they laughing at that part?"
It seems that “lol” has become a substitute for periods.
depressingly accurate observation :/
I first read that sentence and did not notice all of the lols….is that bad lol
TEEHEE
thanks for this steaming pile of internet treasure. i have a feeling i will get lulz for many weeks to come from this suhweet find.
http://scenekids.com/venom95
not sure if troll
Lol
Holy shit, that is too good.
I stared at it for so long laughing. Good find.
wow… i really can’t tell :/
I pray that this is indeed not a troll.
Hahhahahah the name of the chick that commented on that shit fucking cracked me up…. BritneyBrutality… BAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!
Juggalos attracting juggalos… oh god, the inbreeding.
You mean that’s not Shaggy 2Dope’s son?
I made an account here a few weeks ago, ironically of course.
lol’d forever at the Gummo ref
https://www.facebook.com/melissamarie422
I cant believe people like this still exist.
scenekids.com has chat yes
Where do these kids get their fucking nicknames? Her boyfriend’s name is Cammy Blueberrybooty… what the FUCK?
I guess I missed out on the whole scene thing… and man, am I glad I did…
Haha…
Hot Topic worker – check!
Community College – check!
Bad tattoos/future regret – check!
Pierced lips – someone’s havin’ a fun Friday night!
I’m going to get so much pussy because of this site
10 to 1 you just think you are.
http://scenekids.com/horsedick.mpeg
… and you’ve already got a collection of scene pussy rolling in. Bravo!
The fact I’ve found people who’re 20 and still scene on there is so embarrasing.
+1
http://scenekids.com/LexxiLux
“My name is Lexxi.c: I basically love almost everyone especially my bf Garry (who has a sexier accent than me) lol dont call him that call him Gaz. His name is SKULLcandy666 on here <333 c: . Im a vegetarian that hates the word moist and anything that consists with orange. "
"Yes im European, Black,and Korean at the same time!"
At least she remains semi-relevant by linking to her tumblr.
Her favorite band is Sleeping with Sirens… Such a mediocre band. I don’t understand what they have created that would make them a favorite for anyone. Well, maybe european black koreans just have different musical taste than i do.
“maybe european black koreans just have different musical taste than i do”
hard to believe, huh??
I’m sure this site is blowing up in all the states that no one gives a fuck about. Can’t wait for their IPO.
in b4 they get hyped on Mad Money
This IS depressing. This is almost worse than Vampirefreaks, except VF is filled with people who think they can be taken seriously by trying to look smart and deep and intellectual while having an account on VAMPIREFREAKS.COM. Still, I laughed
“i am random” equals “I model my behavior after anything that I am told by pop culture is random. As such, I am boringly formulaic and unoriginal, and I overcompensate in the most annoying way possible.”
BOOM
Was gonna post to say that. Saying ‘I am random’ is basically a guarantee of being boring as shit and more annoying than usual.
http://scenekids.com/KingCockStar12Inches
Hey Hey Hey I have an account there and my bff Aaron is not jeffery dauhmer….u wanna bag on sum 1… bag on me Amber.Alert cuzz if u dont…that means the person who bags on all my friends has no life or guts
Jesus, call the burns unit.
just wanted to add that the domain’s been in my possession for close to 10 years… it wasn’t that it was recently available
Glad I wasn’t bagged on. :)
Honestly, I just joined that site to talk to people.
Facebook started getting old.
I have noticed A LOT of trolls on there, though. :)
don’t worry gurl i understand scenekids.com is the new fb u r startin a new trend ok
being trendy is the new faggot
wut
Wtf? Amber alert^^^? haha
yes… Amber.Alet…. they always call me tha where I come from soo yeah SMD :P
to catch a predator bait?
Love the Gummo reference as well~
http://scenekids.com/HannahhHorror btw, :)
14 / Female / Pansexual / Omnisexual
Hahaha wow
hott with two t’s
O_O
Hannah horror? Hahaha
HannahH Horror. You forgot the other ‘H’ :)
Oh fuck the scene kids are taking over the comments
Oh, boo hoo.
http://scenekids.com/Amber.Alert for n e one who wants to bag on sum 1
They’re all 14! The horror!
Man, being 14 sucked balls. Everything gets so much better at 16 and then crashes brutally 2 years later with the onset of legal adulthood.
Not all are 14.
No, just many of them are.
There’s more 13 year olds than 14 year olds.
To anyone over 20, there is no difference between 13 and 14 year-old kids.
This site reminds me of going to a state fair and seeing the backwater hillbillys that wear Limp Biskit and Korn shirts non-ironically…
Hahaha all the random scene kids commenting on here are fucking ridiculous. Amber.Alert is the most retarded screen name ive ever heard. Just by reading her comments im pretty sure shes probably one of those short ugly fat scene girls. The ones who wear really baggy black veil brides t shirts to hide their rolls.
+1
Its sad if some of these people are real.
http://scenekids.com/TravisLadouceur
Look at his info. he mad
“”"”The kinda music i like well i have a huge variety so here’s my top Megadeth, nirvana, lords of acid,Slayer, The crystal methods,sevendust,Korn,Limp Bizkit,Dot Dot Curve.Brockencyde, Marilyn Manson, Disturbed, Kittie, Methods of Meyhem.”"”"”
OMG I TOTALLY MISSED WHERE I WENT THRU A TIME MACHINE
mindbottling
lots and lots of lulz at that site
“Sidekicks?! How’s the weather over there in 2007?”
-Sergeant D
Gotcha!
go add me, HATERS ;D
http://scenekids.com/allOFtheABOVEE
Ah,I remember the Scenekids.com days.
I was a sitemodel and shit on there and I used to get all butthurt whenever anyone asked me for a for a proof sign.
@n5 ! t4!k35 lyk 5iz.
(And I talked like this)
:’3
Memories…
You need to check out one of mymost recent favorite sites, juggalobook.com
Bunncha kids are still scene in 2012. Lol it’ll never die. Its a cockroach trend. It may seem dead but in the end its antennas are still movin and its legs are still kickin lmao.
Its a cancer. You can cut it out, or irradiate urself like a fucktard, but it will only grow back in time…. the next gen of stupid srs and hxc will just attract the next gen of tweens into the scene kind of faggotry. Tbh i always liked the peacockingly large hairstyles. Everything else about them is fucking retarded.
I give it a few more years minimum, some “original” trendfag will try to do it again realizing how dead the original got.
i have no idea whatsoever how you can think its so stupid…. i like… and i know im not retarded. i think this was just a way to insult people…
It just makes me sad… Once upon a time when I was a sophomore in high school I thought it was cool to be scene-ish (high school activities would never let me do anything to drastic) but, now I am just so sad to see that this trend still exists in 2012. Seems like just yesterday it was 2006…
Unfortunately, I am stuck in high school now, and every day I see more and more of these scene kids… they’re coming back and it’s scary.