I can say without any hesitation that Seattle is probably the least tough city in the country. Think of it as San Francisco, but without Oakland, East Palo Alto, the Tenderloin, or any of the other parts that will keep you on your toes. Thanks to Microsoft, Boeing, Nintendo, Amazon, and Starbucks, there’s a lot of money in Western Washington these days. No crime, no dirt, just hipsters, software engineers and aznbros as far as the eye can see. Sounds great, right?? It is– but that doesn’t stop hardcore kids from acting otherwise.
Introducing SOUTH SOUND BROTHERHOOD, a cute little “hardcore crew” from Western Washington. I’m not exactly sure where they are from- does “south sound” mean Bremerton? Port Townsend?? Tumwater??? It’s hard to say which one of the picturesque, sleepy little towns in that area they are talking about, but I like to think of them sitting in their parents’ breakfast nook, looking at the sun set over Puget Sound, and buying tickets to the upcoming Madball show on their iPhones. The real punchline? I can’t tell if it’s a joke or not!
Not sure if srs- are the lulzy grammatical errors like “being apart of a ever growing family” and “help out our communities, friends and family’s” clever satire, or the product of kids who dropped out of high school and listened to too much 25 Ta Life??
Which member is your favorite?? Personally I like Devin’s impish smile, but it’s also hard not to fall for Lenny’s boyish good looks! And how come other crews don’t have a website that has all their names and faces on it?? Seems like a great idea… as long as the cops don’t find it.
What do you think of SOUTH SOUND BROTHERHOOD?? Is it a clever parody of jr hardcore crews, or a super lulzy example of “white people gone wild”??? What do you think the Road Master is responsible for??
PS I stole the title of this post from a B9 thread of the same name