Elysia was a forgettable, fairly crappy metalcore band who sounded like a shitty version of Darkest Hour. Their music wasn’t very good, but they were in the right place at the right time, and got fairly popular during the golden years of scene bands. Also, you may have fapped to the picture of these hot little scene sluts with Elysia song names written on them, and you have to give them some props for that. What’s more, they have one of the best breakdowns of all time, at 3:20 of their best song, “Incinerate”– you’ll know it’s coming when you hear the gang vocals say “WHO’S THE FUCKING FAGGOT NOW??!”
Aside from that line, I have no idea what the lyrics are to this song, but I am assuming it’s about someone who picked on them in high school. Then I imagine playing this song to the jock who they wrote it about, and him pointing and laughing at the singer like “NICE SONG, FAG! DOES THE CD COME WITH A TAMPON FOR YOUR PUSSY?”
no. but damn….hot sluts tho
“Elysia was a forgettable, fairly crappy metalcore band who sounded like a shitty version of Darkest Hour.”
literally lol’d when i read this. metalcore? darkest hour comparison? wut…
great band though, actually wearing their old ass shirt right now
obviously would smash, but what’s with the hips on the one on the left?
It’s too small underwears creating muffin top action (via freshman 15?)
It’s hard to get the freshman 15 when you are 15…
man I fucking loved Elysia back in high school. until Lion of Judas came out. that was awful. so awful.
this song is actually about standing up for gay rights believe it or not, hence the gang chant go look up the lyrics
LOL if true that’s gold!
In the end you will be laid to rest where you belong.
bathed in the flames for your hatred and your ignorance. Your the symbol of masculinity, but I can beat king kong.
I will stand up for those who suffer [x6]
I will stand up for those who have suffered, been crucified by your insecurities [x2]
You cant say what love is…when your castrated….FUCKERS!!
Hatchets castrating the fuckers! [x8]
The voice that I’ve been given I will use to crush bigotry and defeat intolerance. With bodies ablaze (mother fucker) Sadly no one’s there to push you in the flames. So throw another stick in, and I swear with every ounce on strength I have……I WILL BURN YOU ALL ALIVE!!!! In the sticks lay your worthless bodies, screaming, keep fucking screaming.
and with your eyeballs boiling! [x3]
WHO’S THE FUCKING FAGGOT NOW??!! [x5]
changed the lyrics up a little bit to make it completely clear that this song is and has always been an anti-homophobic song. If you’re butthurt the lyrics are different I simply don’t give a fuck! -Zak
zak as in zak the singer of the band, zak? and here i didn’t think you acknowledged that this band had happened any more, broheim.
i kinda still like em in a mildly forgettable way.
Lion of Judas was definitely a bummer of an album. The old stuff had super gnarly two steps that were always pretty moshable.
If they got those sluts they must have been doing something right.
that’s pretty much my take on it
Hatchets castrating the fuckers!
Hatchets castrating the fuckers!
Hatchets castrating the fuckers!
Hatchets castrating the fuckers!
Stop giving me wedgies!
Terrible. Fucking. Band.
But I lol’d at the last part:
DOES THE CD COME WITH A TAMPON FOR YOUR PUSSY?
funny story, supposedly their first cd (the one with incinerate and triumph) WAS all about standing up for the rights of people who had been persecuted. However, they still got jumped twice when they were on tour which led to their more “mature” (aka shittier) sound for their second cd. Too bad by the time Lion of Judas came out no one gave a shit because it sucked. All in all I’d call their band a “success” because they were standing up for the rights of others and get hot scene sluts to take semi naked pictures of themselves for the band.
I know this guy who is a hug Elysia fan.
Pretty lulzy whenever I’m at his pad and he’s jamming to it.
You should do a post about Knights of the Abyss ha ha
Lion of judas wasnt bad. Scene kids just dont appreciate some good ol sludge doom. Nothing beats masochist though. Every songs memorable, to me anyway. Darkest Hour fucking sucks.
anyone else notice that all 3 of those chicks are x’d the fuck up?
Not liking lion of judas has little to do with being scene and more to do with the general suck factor of the bands more “mature” sound. The album is very convuluted sounding IMO
Ha “more mature sound” their all potheads dude. They just staryed listening to too much isis.
happens to most people once they turn 20ish, sadly :(
I didn’t even pay attention the song. I was too busy trying to figure out those girl’s weird, skinny yet saggy bodies.
You should do one on belay my last or from the shallows
From The Shallows, that takes me back. Christ, I still have their album somewhere…
Christ, this takes me back to when no-one outside of California played deathcore and This City is Burning was a label people had heard of. Wanna start talking about Belay My Last and Moria while we’re at it?
Admittedly, I did have an “early, dark days of deathcore” evening the other night while I was working. Lulz were had.
(And for the record, I actually like Lion of Judas, but then I like Isis and Cult of Luna and Converge. Do your worst.)