Back in the 90s, I was horrified and amused by a new trend that swept through the hardcore scene: stretched ears. Suddenly, moshbros from coast to coast had giant, smelly discs in their ears– dumb piercings and poorly-considered tattoos weren’t enough, I guess. I thought it died out in the early 00s along with JNCOs and Krishna beads, but little did I know that stretched ears are apparently bigger than ever!
Courtesy of Fuck Yeah Stretched Ears, here are some of the lulziest examples:
Srs bummer to see a girl this retardedly hot with such stupid tattoos and piercings. “PAIN FREE”? Only until you wake up at 28 and realize what you’ve done to yourself, baby :(
BLUE STEEL
“So stoked I finally worked my way up to 1 3/8″ so you can see my OBEY tat. U MIRIN??”
I love Mexican girls, and this one is hot as fuck… are the gauges a dealbreaker????
Uh… sick 1/8″ gauges??
“No it’s not that much work actually, I just spray them with Pledge like twice a week. As long as I dust them regularly the maintenance really isn’t a big deal!”
Most people don’t remember Ugly Betty’s scene phase
“My grandson says I should get a Tumblr and learn how to two-step, whatever THAT means.”
That awkward moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and realize you have 1 1/2″ Dragonball gauges in your fucking ears
“Hearts represent love, which is what I never got from my daddy. That’s why I mutilate my body in order to gain the approval of strangers on the internet.”
“Why are you staring at me??”
I saved the best for last- MIRIN UR SOCIOECONOMIC STATUS, BRO.
What do you think about stretched ears?? Why do girls think this is hot? Would you trust someone with giant white discs in their earlobes to measure out your prescription????
Fuck this shit. It’s such a dealbreaker when I see girls with them.
but you could stick your dick through their earholes, wouldn’t that be hot?
pics or it didn’t happen
http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/38922d1175785102-funny-strange-random-pics-piercing-ear-fuck.jpg
It happened
Lol he got ya
Ha, like any of you could actually get a girl to date you….
Oh I don’t know, I suspect they do alright, at least compared to that lame bastard who invariably posts the same stale bullshit saying in effect that such & such commenters fail in the meat world,
was so close to get some when i was 19, was actually on my way to the piercer (or what the hell those people are called) when i changed my mind and we ended up going to a pizza place instead. the guy i was driving with was also gonna get some, but i guess he also changed his mind, cause he never got any siiiiick gauges.
Its like that saying about how you’ll regret more of the things you didnt do, than the things you did. Well, to this day Im pretty stoked on not doing this.
“Its like that saying about how you’ll regret more of the things you didnt do, than the things you did.”
yeah, that saying is false (and most commonly said by people who haven’t done a ton of retarded shit like I have)
This is almost exactly what happened with me and tattoos. I went to the tattoo shop and showed them the design i wanted, and it ended up being a lot more money than I had, so i held off. Never got any tattoos. So happy for that.
Also in a srs heat with the lady right now. She wants tattoos. I am marrying her in 6 months, and i really am not big on the idea of her getting them. She is 22, and hasn’t quite reached the age of reason yet.
Although I did go for an eye exam today and the girl who did the pre-exam had a little skull tat behind her ear and for some reason I wanted to hammer-drill that puss like Bob Vila.
She “hasn’t reached the age of reason yet” — but yet she’s old enough to marry you in six months? So she can commit to one person forever, but not body art? Are you retarded?
Also, yer getting married in 6 months and blatantly talking about how you wanna hammerdrill some other chicks puss? Uh…maybe you need to reach the age of reasoning before you commit to someone for life..douche.
Men are polyamorous by nature.
Tim Allen said it best, “Monogamy is possible, but painful for men.”
A man can resist the urge to fuck other women, but he can’t get rid of the urge.
Yeah sure, men are polyamorous by nature, but when a woman does it, she’s a fucking slut. How nice…
And I don’t think you understand what polyamory is, since it involves having all partners aware and consenting to the relationships in the first place. But I doubt you had that kind of ethical thinking in mind when you used that word.
You’re just another of those idiots taking out the big words to legitimize non-ethical non-monogamy. Without consent from all parties, you’re just another cheating douche giving us guys a bad name.
Tats are fucking hot as long as they are small.
Who are you to say what she does with her body…
1. Would do. Look at it this way: two extra holes. Variety is the bisquick of life.
2. That last chick looks hot and normal except the ears. Kinda gross but then again didn’t you think a Vajay-jay was gross the first time you saw one?
“didn’t you think a Vajay-jay was gross the first time you saw one”
homosayswhat
lolz!
Ear Gauges = Deal breaker. Fucking gross.
Ewww I fucking hate gauges. Interesting post Sargent I had no idea that gauges were a 90s hardcore trend(shudders). Really hoping these get played out soon
This practice has been around for thousands of years. So no, they aren’t going away anytime soon.
yes in africa…. in the us it wasnt until recently.. its fucking ugly and im gonna laugh when these people grow up and wish they didnt mutilate their bodies
They’re not called “gauges.”
They’re stretched lobes, in which plugs of various gauges/diameters are worn.
Just sayin.
Because nothing in the history of the english language has ever had nickname.
Ummm, not a nickname. Gauge is the sizing used, or MM even. It’s like saying “look at those millimeters.” If you’re going to even TRY to talk shit, at least get it right.
y u mad tho?
first “y u mad tho?” is so 2011 get with it. and i think it shouldnt matter to anyone what other people do to their body. and also, learn some grammar before you come and insult other people.
dam nigga u hard
#2, does he just walk around with that witch-doctor-bone-attached-to-his-ear-lobes thing, or is it just for the photo? Is there even a name for that? And how did he get his eye yellow? So many questions about that one guy alone…(not including a general “why?”)
You can get your eye tattooed. there are youtube videos.
PERFECTLY NORMAL, PERFECTLY HEALTHY
D:
My girlfriend has her ears stretched. I make fun of her about it all the time. Its fucking pointless. I think theyre like at an inch. Not to big but still pretty gross. Ive never even pierced my ears before I couldnt imagine walking around with gross smelly inch size holes on either side of my head.
Hook your girlfriend up with me, I’ll rail her from behind and stick my fingers through her ears. I think that shit is hot.
they are only smelly if you dont clean them properly every day
they stop smelling once you get to a big size so i think you’re full of shit.
That kinda sounds like a no-win situation.
My younger brother wanted to do it. I talked him out of it. Exactly like “wake up at 28 and realize what you’ve done to yourself”..
Little ones on girls can be hot, but this big is definitely a dealbreaker. Attention whores need to learn about subtlety/not making dumb fucking decisions with your life.
they do whatever they want, so leave them alone and stop worrying about other people! they’re not attention whores because they’re doing it for themselves not for other people. stop fucking complaining. nobody cares. PLUS THEY COULD TAKE IT OFF AND THE HOLE CLOSES. SO.
I have to agree with all the rest. The zero-gauge-sized plugs/hoops are alright, but the gigantor “DON’T LOOK AT ME!/LOOK! AT! ME!” ones are plain grody. I’d be worried about tearing one off in the sack by mistake, too… Gross.
I’ve seen too many dudes at shows with a torn earlobe.
There was even a guy that glued his torn earlobe around his plug. lol
BTW I would smash all of pictured chix regardless of flesh tunnels (ugly betty-girl would have to show some ID first, though).
the B9 board is also a great source for pictures of lulzy cat-butts and blown out lobes
I’d smash/wife a girl with stretched ears(they can always get stitched up too). It’s not a preference by any means, but lettuce be cereal my standards aren’t very high.
Of course, dudes w/ big stretched ears = way to fuck up
THIS
I encourage this kind of behavior because it’s like a constant visual reminder of why I’m winning.
You are actually losing because you are not enhancing your body. Loser.
Ha! I went to high school with the guy in the last picture. He was super SxE4Lyfe, got Xs tattooed on his feet and such. Now he parties constantly.
you obviously have no idea what you are talking about. nor do you know anything about him considering he doesn’t “constantly party” and if you know so much about him then you would know he spends 95% of his time working.
sincerely,
your worst nightmare x0x0x0
lolwut
all these week minded fools like to talk down about people, who dont wanna poison themselves. then try to say that everyone they ever knew who got a sXe tat broke edge. its just another myth to make drinkers feel better about themselves. get a life and put down the bottle
“put down the bottle.”
Why do you edgebros act like everyone who drinks is an alcoholic?
drinking is fun and the majority of you edge-fags will die a horrible painful death just like the rest of us
everyone I ever knew who got a sXe tat broke edge. true story.
………..and that bothers you why? because you dont have any friends and you sit on your ass the whole day and hate on people you dont even know?
Ugh, I never considered that the ear holes would be smelly. That makes it a whole new level of gross. Not sure if big stretched ass ears would be a deal breaker, but I imagine that anyone who went to the effort to stretch their ears the fuck out would have a completely unbearable personality
Dude, not only are they smelly, but they have to be cleaned out regularly. My friend Kalene and I copped the term “ear cheese.” It’s fucking gross.
they aren’t smelly if you keep them clean just like any other part of your body…
They are only ”smelly” if you don’t take proper care of them. I don’t understand why their personality would be unbearable, it’s not like stretching hurts. It’s not like they are “mutilating their bodies” as the person who created this says. Stretching is just like any other body modification (piercings and tattoos) except that tattoos hurt a heck of a lot more and they are permanent, if you keep your gauges below a 2 then you can take them out and they will heal right back up to normal. I personally find gauges interesting (except when they are giant like most of the pictures above) and a lot of people look attractive in them. These are just really bad examples.
my ears have been out to 7/16” and they closed back up completely. i got them repierced and gauged them out to 00. it all depends on the person as to wat size your ears wont close up after.
My best friend has his shit stretched. He started getting into that crap when we were like 16 and I’m glad I didn’t jump on that wagon.
Funny story about the stretched ears though, one time I was walking down the street with him and this (full blown) African dude started SCREAMING at him asking “WHAT TRIBE ARE U FROM WITE BOI???!!!!!!”. It was both frightening and hilarious.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Holy shit, I wish there was a video of that.
Funny story about the stretched ears though, one time I was walking down the street with him and this (full blown) African dude started SCREAMING at him asking “WHAT TRIBE ARE U FROM WITE BOI???!!!!!!”. It was both frightening and hilarious
You mean incredibly frightening, then funny on reflection…
Wish more tr00 Afribros would do this…
Last guy is my buddy’s brother
DRAGON BALL GAUGES. YOU HAD ME AT THOSE
I am not a fan of people with huge plugs, and for personal preference i would not get plugs because of the negative side effects that come from them. but at the same time i dont think it is necessary to find random pictures of people you do not know, and post pictures of them to bash or put down them personally for what they chose to do to their own body. Stuff i hate, are people like you, whoever made this page, that hate on others for no reason. what did they ever do to you? and do you really have enough free time to randomly search for pictures of people with gauged ears and post them on a website?
and just to add, when you are 28 and regret stretching your ears, you can have surgery to close them. kinda like getting tattoos removed, painful but still an option.
HATERS GOAN HATE
i didn’t know white knights were allowed here
“Stuff You Will Hate is a blog where we make fun of stuff we like, which usually makes people angry who don’t have a sense of humor. We are into pop, hardcore, death metal, rap, and pretty much anything else that isn’t for indie rockers and hipsters.”
How/Why on earth did you come to this site, then?
to be fair, i posted a link on the Fuck Yeah Stretched Ears tumblr haha
cant help but feel like body mods only belong to people who had some major issues growing up
I’m with you bro, I see these people as attention whores aka walking insecurity beacons
i had a great childhood. i traveled the world. but i have a passion for body mods. not a passion for attention. sometimes i regret doing it because of too much attention but i did it for me. not everyone else
such a lie
People that judge other people due to their appearance have some major issues themselves.
People that start websites to make fun of other people are obviously hiding their own insecurities or flaws in their own body image. Small penis maybe?
lol tumblrslut say what?
Lmao! ^
I heard the last dude was dared to gauge his ears to the width of his cock. Just sayin’…
thats impossible… considering his dick is ridiculously FUCKING HUGE
The old dude is from Montreal. I can tell because of the flier on the lamppost, which is about a local controversy. He almost certainly does not speak more than 50 words in English, and was part of the Quiet Revolution.
why am i not at all surprised by that haha
Montreal is the balding ponytail capital of the world. I’m fully cognizant of the fact that if I am ever retired and bald, I will grow a wicked ponytail without even meaning to.
super into girl #1.
i dunno man i kinda like it up to a point. hers are a little big but she is shortbussedly hot after all. generally i think up to about 1″ can be goodlooking, bigger is weird.
DO NOT GET ALL THE LOVE FOR GIRL #1.
Makeup forcefield, tats, facial piercings, dyed hair, shitty contrast, interchangeable “look”. Bet she doesn’t have any full sleeves with those hand/knuckle tats. Bet you she’s photo-shopped at least one picture of herself and tried to pass it off.
Not saying I wouldn’t, just saying I wouldn’t pass judgement based on that awful picture of her washed out friday night makeup.
Srs bummer to see a girl this retardedly hot with such stupid tattoos and piercings.
AAAAAH FUCKING THIS.
I’d stuff cool shit in my earholes like cans of Skoal, tuna, or 16 oz. Old Milwaukees. Ya want the attention kick that shit the fuck up. I’d pound all them hooers given the chance.
tuna cans, mindbottling!
Sergeant D, your the biggest idiot on this website because you wrote and took the time to make this post. You must have no life, if you do you wouldn’t be discriminating against people like me.
Go fuck your mother again you piece of shit.
I know a few people who have done that before. When my buddy Kalene first got hers, she posted a picture of herself with a Q-tip going through the hole. And at a concert I met someone else who had huge-ass gauges, and I gave him my empty Mountain Dew can and politely asked him to dispose of it for me. He stuck it in his right ear hole and wore it all night.
WEEK minded fools , exactly . I think this link has bee posted around by the people pictured for some sort of support group of their bad life choices . And real sxe kids do not look like scenesters like that dude
“WEEK.” Your spelling and English skills suck, Dude. Don’t you mean “weak”?
Yea bro SXE isnt just something to rep to make you think you are better than everybody else. Also LOL at the dude who refered to non edge people as “drinkers”.
SXE isn’t a phase, it’s who I am Mom!
I want those nose gauges so I breathe easier while running.
HAHAHAHA. Hopefully THAT doesn’t catch on, either. It’s one thing to stretch your ears, but next thing we know people will be stretching their noses, lips… anything.
Actually nostrils have to be punched to look like that..
Actually, they don’t. You can stretch nostrils just like ear lobes. Only cartilage really needs to be punched. I know this is a little late reply, but in case anyone stumbles upon this pag like I did, looking for information relevant to stretched ear care (trying to see if A&D is safe for moisturizarion only, not lubrication), you can in fact stretch your nostrils without a dermal punch.
i’m waiting for the kids to start stacking gold loops on their necks – ez to play ‘who’s better,’ all you do is COUNT THE RINGS BITCH. course when you take them off your atrophied neck snaps but whatever, i wanted to die at 30 anyway
Fuck yes! Best goddamned comment ever!
Hey, great job making fun of people who choose to make decisions that you do not agree with. Why does it matter? I stretched my ears to two fucking inches, and am going under the knife next month to reconstruct them. That doesn’t mean that “I realized I was an idiot.” That means that I have grown past a stage in my life where I felt that stretching my earlobes truly made me happy. The people in these pictures are happy. Why aren’t you happy that they’re happy? I read your other posts. Sorry you are going through a phase of regret for your early attempts at fitting in, but that doesn’t mean that you need to hate what you were. That means that you should be content with how much you’ve grown and you should dwell on the fact that people change. I’m glad that there has been a stage in popular culture, trendy scenes, and legitimately dedicated body-modders, that shows that our society is evolving rapidly; becoming more and more productive. I am generally a nice and caring person, but people like you, and every other person who commented seriously need to reconsider their actions/words. Try going through a failed marriage and having two children who you love and care for, like me and every other mature and sensible person. Sometimes it takes brutal honesty to get an extremely valid point across. Best of luck.
cool story bro
Thank you. I’m sure one day you’ll realize this, like I did. I’m defending myself by saying this. I don’t expect everyone to “grow up” as fast as I did, but when you do, you’ll understand why I said what I said. Sorry you don’t take me seriously.
Perhaps this is not the place to voice my productive opinions. I’ve never even been on this site, I just found your post randomly and it personally offended me. I say all these things with your best interest in mind. Don’t want to sound like a father-figure, just a fellow human being. Ok, I’m done now.
You said it better then anyone else Ryan.
Best of luck!
Guys, seriously. SPOILER ALERT: that’s that this blog is about, Sarge already informed a few dumbasses above.^ He thinks these things through, seriously. He just acts like a dick about it for the lolz.
You make stupid decisions. You gauged your ears because you’re a jackass and then you came and wrote 2 unsolicited paragraphs in the comments of a blog nobody reads because you’re a jackass.
I hope you’re offended you fucking moron.
Ryan I respect you fully. I am on the same boat but different circumstances.
I do not condone discrimination against any people who choose their life styles.
I have stretched ears, a tattoo and piercings. I do not deserve any kind of negative feedback because under this beautifully modified skin I am the same human. :)
None of these people are better than me at all.
lol!
justify it anyway you wish.
Shut up.
lol’d at “beautifully modified”
Wait, so getting unnecessary surgery is a good thing? And you haven’t realized you are an idiot yet?
your name is mister booze, shut up you suck.
who do i even reply to? soo much butthurt
Wintermute please go fuck yourself
Let’s judge other people on the internet… it makes us feel better about our own life choices! :D
Well, that’s what it’s for, after all.
No it is not dumbass. It is about information not discrimination.
It can be about discrimination if I want it to be. Unless you are against free speech? Sounds like you are
worst post ever
1/10
Yes, I would trust some with large white discs to measure out my prescription. So what, he has stretched ears? Why does that make him less trustworthy than any other stranger measuring my shit at CVS?
Because he must have poor judgement in the first place to have gotten them in the first place. I would not want somebody with poor judgement measuring out a prescription for me
I can not believe what I am seeing right now. You all are fucked up ass holes with no fucking sense of the world around you. You know what? GO LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT ALL THE CULTURES WHO USE THESE PRACTICES TO BECOME CLOSER TO GOD OR MORE WISE AND BEAUTIFUL. It shows your intelligence when you all use GAUGES as a term of stretching. shows how much you know about the thing you are offending. you all are discriminating against a very large group all over the world. How about you all go try it out and shut your fucking mouths. it is a spiritual thing to practice. what have you all been doing that is supposedly so fucking great? HMM? nothing you pieces of shit. And before you tell me “you shouldn’t have come on this site then” before yousay that I want to tell you it is my life style, it is my passion and it is part of the religion I believe in. If you want to discriminate half the fucking world go ahead but there is going to be more and more people like me out there who fucking want to slap the shit out of ignorant wannabe punks out there like you. If you don’t like it, turn your fuckng attention somewhere else. It is not something that you can judge so fucking blindly if you know nothing about it then keep your fat faces shut. Gauge is a measurement not a physical thing. and after 00g it is not measured in gauge it is measured in inches. you dill holes.
Good luck with your butthurt goals in 2011
That makes no sense.
Oh you are a writer for this site? hahahaha you are so fucking ignorant it is beautiful because there is more of a reason for me to hate losers like you. Maybe you should actually get a life and stop judging someone elses’. Are you better than me? No. Not in any way. So good luck to you at your shitty ass writing and your shitty ass character. Maybe when you grow up you will see that you are no better than the people you discriminate against.
Guess what, I can SUE this page for discrimination. I can do a lot more than that.
oh, please come sue me for defamation, dumb cunt.
haha stretched ears, just 5000 years too late
the natives in Sarawak (northern Borneo) has done stretched ears since 3000 B.C. you dumb bitches are late to the party
Back when it was still underground, and before they were.
you are so right, maandy. everybody stretches their ears to get closer to gawd. not because theyre attention grubbing tumblrsluts with daddy issues.
@ Mandy.
Why don’t you just go back to cutting yourself on Tumblr and feeling sorry for your poor, poor little life :( WAAAAAAH.
And you think your plain asses look better then us? Funny. look outside of the norm of you bigot assed minds and get over yourselves.
They can’t hear you through the pink popped collars….
lol @ u for thinking the regular commenters here are preps
we’re old hardcore/metal nerds/scenefags who are in regretcore phase. popped collars? Of course, when I’m doing gardening
What is wrong with having no tattoos piercings etc? Do you think you are better than me because you paid money for that stupid shit?
Why hate on something that doesn’t affect you personally. Are you guys that hateful? I don’t understand.
I agree, why hate on something and discriminate at all?
Says the person who called people without bodymods ‘plain asses’
End your life
This world would be so plain and boring if we didn’t have people with stretched lobes, tattoos, etc.. I don’t understand why stretched lobes are so bad if I’m not affecting anyone else. I just don’t get it. haters gone hate I suppose.
I don’t care what other people do to themselves. Stretched lobes are not a bad thing, at least I have other people to laugh at, and less competition for good jobs
Everyone is discriminating against something they know nothing about. None of you are open minded you just care about what you think you know and what you think is right and wrong. There is nothing wrong with modifying something that is your OWN BODY, there is nothing wrong with having psychological problems where modifying your body makes you feel more comfortable in your own skin. There is nothing wrong with enhancing the human body to something you see fit. No one has to right to judge something you don’t know anything about. I do not care if it is your own personal opinion it is someone elses life you are judging. Half you people probably have a fucked up life and you express your hurt through something other than modification. I express how I feel through something I see is beautiful.
Get over yourselves and notice that there is something way bigger than all of you out there and it is called body Modification.
Amen. Anyone has every right to do what they choose to THEIR OWN BODIES. It’s their lives, their choices, and their personal preferences. Why the FUCK would you care about what they do and how they look? Honestly, what does it have to do with you? On top of it all is the question all of you should ask yourselves: what makes you think these people would even give a flying fuck whether you liked their body mods or not? Do you think they’ll change themselves back to what you think is “normal” just to please everyone. NO. All that matters is that they like doing it, thats it. I think body mods are beautiful–a way to express yourself, a way of standing out from the crowd, and being unique, And sometimes for different reasons, like in Africa. Some people do it because of their culture. People get tattoos and piercings for the same reasons people write/play music or become artists–it’s called having a passion for something. And with the world being as big as it is and harboring as many people as it does, you’d think the majority of you would come to the realization that NOT EVERYBODY IS THE SAME. And the fact that you all judge these people so harshly, not even knowing who they are–just based off of their appearances, makes you as ignorant as they come. Judging books by their covers like this will cause you to miss out on some awesome people. As a person with body mods of my own, and great friends who have them as well, I find this highly offending.
Their is a big difference between disliking something and bashing other people whom you do not know because of how they look.
“We are not the designs on our bodies, or the metal we pierce through our flesh. We are amazing, lovely, intelligent people. And thats what shines through the marks we decorate ourselves with.”
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Stretched-Ears-Information-Tips-Discussion/180349858697875
Why can’t you all focus your attention on hating terrorism, or war, or rape! Why hate something that actually benefits other people??
If this was the 1950s-1960s and we had internet this would have been about black people.
Exactly. There is no difference when you oppress a race, if we were a race, there would probably be a war against us by all the religious fanatics. Just like when you oppress gender, homosexuality or anything else. It is still fucked up to be discriminated against any way shape or form , it is still a way of life just like being homosexual. You aren’t born that way, it is not a disease it is what you feel is right. no one on the whole planet can take that away from us, No one can make us feel like we are the lesser people, we are the way we are because of who we are, how we feel, where we come from, our memories and our pasts. I never had a great childhood or life, that does not mean I stretch because I am “fucked” up. even if I express myself through modding because of my past at least I am not drinking, doing drugs or killing people. Someone else in my shoes would probably do that instead of being cultural and spiritual.
Fundamental difference-You don’t decide what skin color to be born with. You decide to mutilate your body in an attempt to impress other people. Makes perfect sense that people are getting so butthurt; the only reason for getting stretched ears is to impress people and try to be cool. How disapointing must it be to realize that you have smelly holes in your ears and people don’t think that you’re ‘cool’ for doing it?
Hey fucknut, they don’t stink. They only smell if people don’t keep them clean. And “impress other people”? Fuck you, bud. You don’t know shit about the motivation behind body modification. It’s about looking in the mirror without wanting to punch it out.
This just goes to show that the world is full of people who would be content with just living in a world where everybody looks the same, everybody is a blue-collared tight ass, and everybody is what coud be considered a zombie (not in a literal way, but a metaphorical way). This will never be your beige, plastic universe, so you might as well accept the fact that there are people who body modification in all of its forms.
This just goes to show that the world is full of people who would be content with just living in a world where everybody looks the same, everybody is a blue-collared tight ass, and everybody is what coud be considered a zombie (not in a literal way, but a metaphorical way). This will never be your beige, plastic universe, so you might as well accept the fact that there are people who body modification in all of its forms.
:D
Why don’t all you haters post up pics of yourselves so we can rip your gay Abercrombie asses apart? You seriously have nothing better to do than wah wah wah that people do what they want with their own bodies? If you think tattoos and piercings are a result of “daddy issues” then you live under a fucking rock. Seriously, are you all from South Dakota or something? Get a life.
Hold on, There’s really a blog called stuff you will hate? And I’m looking at it? Is there anything more pathetic? I’m leaving this right now and I won’t be coming back. That’s just about the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. Are you in high school???
i have 11 mm stretched lobes and im a chick not too big but no matter how small they all smell like rotting flesh if not taken care of.these girls with the bowling balls in their ears are crazy and the surgery to correct them later on i can’t even fathem.But hey at least their grand kids could swing from them later on lol.remember smaller is classy HUGE is trashy in my opinion.i hate how some girls just do it because they think “it’s cool or hot”.it’s a “journey”.you will not be applauded for your stupidity so stick to small.just saying
and one more thing how the fu*$ did i even stumble across the site.meh
yall are a bunch of haters. Dont you have better stuff to do than talk shit of other people? What someone chooses to do with their body is their choice. You guys probley suck and have no friends.. lol
You’re a bigot. There is no other word that can express the amount of distaste I have for trash human beings like you than hatred. You’re a faggot. Grow up and learn to respect other people’s systems of beliefs. You can’t go your entire life with a false sense of entitlement. I hope someone strips you of your comfort soon and breaks down something important to you. I hope you burn in hell you dickhole.
LOL @ following “You’re a bigot” with “you’re a faggot”, not mirin your logic there dickwad.
WHOS THE FUCKING FAGGOT NOW
That, and before you fucking decide to make fun of something, at least read up so you don’t sound like a moron. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJVxGrKhEdo
You’re a fucking idiot.
Welllll, at least you didn’t rip my watermarks off the picture of my face.
Blue steel baby wut.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS POST. So much hurt in and around the butt. So many novels. This needs to be in the SYWH hall of fame.
Stretched to 1 3/8′s, manage a DP Dough franchise. That means i handle peoples food, money and paperwork. Sales have been increasing by 30 percent every year and not one customer has made a complaint about a big eared freak serving them food. I am also aware that once i started getting to the larger sizes, i would be getting myself into speculation like this. Remember, bigger isnt trashy! smoking cigarettes, drinking alcohol, and listening to Lil Wayne is :)
MY GOD THESE COMMENTS
My ears are Gauged at a 2.. im moving up to 00 tomorrow… The Truth is, people with Gauged ears DGAF what you think.. We are who we wanna be so Gtf. And No, Pussy doesnt look nasty.. And that guy says hes getting married in 6months but says hed drill another girls pussy… Im done. Gtf!Lmfao. I admit the bigger sizes arent that attractive.. But im not gonna talk shxt about someone because of the way they look or appeal to me. So my final words…. SUCKIT!
I started stretching my lobes at sixteen. I’m almost twenty one now and I have not had one bit of regret so far. I know I’m still young but I highly doubt I ever will. It’s just something I like. If other people don’t like it than whatever. It’s not your body, so why hate on someone for doing something to there’s that they like? Oh and btw, the whole not getting a job thing is bullshit. I’m a supervisor at a manufacturing plant that makes transmission valves for ford, gm, etc.
Why did you bother replying to this? Saying “It’s not your body, so why hate on someone for doing something to there’s that they like?” won’t change anyone’s opinions.
1. We’re all assholes and very very proud of it.
2. Big stretched ears are fucking dumb no matter how unique and special you think it makes you.
Seriously though, props to you for not getting massively and vocally butthurt like all the other sensitive little snowflakes did
THIS IS WHAT I REALLY AM!!
*techno breakdown*
Oh my god this is the greatest thing ever. Fucking LOL at people who base their identities around having giant holes in their ears.
Salvadoreans do not approve of this.
I have stretched ears. I like em!! I regret nothing!!!
Holy shit, I had no idea that this thread was still going. This is a goldmine of butthurt!
Lmao all the butthurt in here is god damn hilarious.
LOLOLOLOL
Stretched lobes are beautiful, as well as the history behind them. The thing I don’t get is why you people think they’re gross. It dates back all the way to 3300 B.C. with Otzi. (The ice man) Many Native American tribes – including the Cherokee – practice this as well.
Stretching ones ears is either a symbol of wealth (Buddha, although he took them out when he decided to get rid of his “wealth” which is why he is portrayed as having stretched lobes without jewelry in them), a symbol of status (Tutankhamun, betcha didn’t know that?), and beauty (Indonesia, Africa, New Zealand, ect).
My opinions on them? If you don’t understand the history behind them and why they’re beautiful, don’t get them. And if you don’t like them, keep your mouths shut, take into consideration how many tribes, generations, and cultures you insult just because you think they’re abnormal.
Nobody here is insulting ancient cultures for practising their traditions, professor. Where, in any text on this page, did anybody say that? This is mostly about idiot white kids (mostly), not bashing tutankhamun or da Maoris.
My opinion? If you can’t read an article before giving us your gay long winded opinion, keep your mouth shut, take into consideration how obnoxious and retarded you sound because you wikipedia’d some history on stretched ears.
Nicaraguans do not approve 2!!
Stupid Gauge people are gay!! Excuse my English … Estos pendejos necesitan un gran turcaso en el oido hahaha
Funny how there is great big butthurt from these sonsos w/ stretched ears! Go back to Africa dumasses!!
Nicaragua is pig disgusting. do you a cheeseburger? do you want pc-loving? son of a bitch Nicaraguan.
I have had my ears up to 1 1/8″, and they’re down to 3/4 now. Probably going to have them fixed eventually so I can get a big boy job.
Maybe it’s a regional thing, or maybe people are just polite irl, but until I started going here and 4chan, I had no idea so many people hated my ears. In fact, no one has ever told me anything negative about them, besides my older relatives.
BUT OH MAN THESE BUTTHURT COMMENTS.
WHYCAN’TIHOLDALLTHISBUTTHURT.
Chill out kids, people don’t like your ears, why do you care?
If you really liked your ears for their aesthetic value, it shouldn’t bother you that people disagree.
Totally agree. I didn’t realize how many people thought stretching was gross/dumb/nasty/dealbreaker until I came across this post and others like it. I like a lot of things that other people don’t like, and vice versa. I don’t get butthurt about it, so why should this be any different?
i started stretching my ears when i was 12. ive grown up around mods and tats my whole life, i think for me its a little different….
U sound like a very special snowflake. Please respond.
i truly love that response i cant stop laughing.
I fuckin love my gauges and I think girls with em are sexy as hell this fuckin post is bullshit and negative toward them its self expression aits beautiful notice none of these people are frowning while you judgmental ass holes sit and poke fun
Do you want some ointment for your sensitive butt?
you people are a bunch of close minded mother fucker’s. It’s 2012, not 1950. Personal expression is here and it’s not going anywhere just because you mindless abercrombie and bitch people think it’s “uncool”. I’d rather the world have vareity to it than every one being one mold. The reason female’s do this alot of the time is because it is a test for men- they weed out the superficial people real quick this way. My ear’s are stretched to 3/4″ and I have had all kind’s of lovely looking in my bed. It’s about how you conduct yourself and what your attitude is. You only live once- have fun!
Why do you use so many apostrophes in the wrong places?
fucker’s, female’s, ear’s, kind’s, ?????
I’m not sure if you’re trolling or just really fucking stupid and didn’t learn english properly? Also thanks for reminding me that its not 1950, I always forget that!!!
Congratulations on having intercourse with women, we applaud you!!!
Why can’t you people just get a fucking life and stop judging people! God damn you people make me sick! People do this cause they want to.
People writing things on the internet that you disagree with makes you sick?????
I hope you get better soon bro!!
Also, stretching your ears “because you want to” is ok, but writing about how u think stretched ears r dumb “because you want to” is not ok? I think they have a word for that, but I can never remember what it is…
Also bro it’s not very nice that you assume we don’t have lives. U realise that writing a silly blog post doesn’t = hours and hours of toil and not allow you to have a social life, yes? It rly doesn’t take that long and leaves you with many hours to get a fucking life, as you so eloquently put it.
I hope you get better soon and tell us what you think about all the other posts here that make sensitive anuses like yours swell up and get sore <3
People can do what they want, it’s their bodys not yours
REALLY? THANKS FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION, BRAVE ANONYMOUS KNIGHT
Ugh, that was a comment that was supposed to be a reply to Mike who said nostrils must be punched. It’s not appearing as such on my phone…
Soooo… Probably would have just combined the three posts, but hindsight is hindsight.
I have my ears stretched to 0g, and I’ll probably go to 7/16″. I’m personally not offended that people have such negative things to say and are so turned off by it. I am really surprised though! I’ve been fascinated with tattoos since I was a little kid, and general body mod (remember Plastics, cosmetic surgery is body mod!) since middle school. Early exposure, I suppose – maybe my city – caused my interest. I am a trained piercer (lucky me, my uncle owned a tattoo shop) and have successfully done all my piercings. I think it’s pretty effing awesome that I can decorate my body however I like. I’ve got some tattoos too (didn’t do those)! Maybe because of my fascination or common traits, I notice a TON of people with tattoos and piercings (stretched and unstretched). I’m at a pretty diverse university but I’ve never ran into anyone under the age of 35 who had a problem with body mod… Learn something new everyday!
Cool novel, bro
” Would you trust someone with giant white discs in their earlobes to measure out your prescription???? ”
Actually, yes I would you ignorant fuck. Plugs do not define a person. So you are basically saying you would not let him fill your prescriptions now, but if you came back in a month and he had surgery done to close his ears THEN you would trust him to fill your prescription? It is judgmental people like you that make this world such an awful place.
If the world is so awful, then by all means, feel free to leave!!!
wow…you guys are retarded…legitimately stupid. I honestly think I lost brain cells while reading all this stupid ignorant bullshit. WAKE THE FUCK UP! This is not the 50′s anymore. we live in a modern society, and the fact that someone, who I would hope is somewhat knowledgeable, would make a hate blog against people with body modifications is sick and disgusting. Call me crazy, but I love a guy with stretched ears it’s a HUGE plus cause guess what you shit I’m a chick with stretched ears. WHO HAS A 3.5 GPA AND A VERY LOVING FAMILY WHO ALL WENT TO COLLEGE AND EVERYONE HAS GREAT JOBS! I have never even touched drugs. so you can take your sorry stereotype and shove it so far up your ass you throw it back up, because guess what you sorry bitch? I HAVE NEVER EVER SEEN 1, NOT EVEN ONE, BLOG HATING ON PEOPLE WITH UNMODIFIED EARLOBES. So how dare you feel the need to talk about how stupid and dumb people look when you’re just coming like an asshole who is crude and apparently has never been introduced to normal people. guess what silly fuck? 1 in 4 people has some form of modification, so one day you will take a girl home and find out under her pretty smile and clothes she might be covered. Also..don’t make a fucking blog about something if you don’t even know what it is called. THEY AREN’T GAUGES YOU STUPID FUCK. They are called plugs or tunnels.. gauges is a size a measurement. When you go for a walk you don’t say I go miling for a mile you say i walk a mile. Get your facts straight and stop being so fucking judgmental. I bet you no one gives a shit what you look like so why do you even care what others do to their body? It just comes off like you live under a rock and just now found out people don’t all look the same. Also you can work and be modified. I have no clue why you people think you can’t be.
Your novel about the wonders of body modification has really opened my eyes!! Clearly you are an enlightened and intelligent person; if you go to comedy blogs and get all angry and start yelling without actually knowing what the site is about, then yes!!! You ARE smarter than all of us ignorant fucks!!! Also, none of us have any piercings or tattoos at all, because we’re abercrombie wearing jocks, right?? Your wisdom has mande me WAKE THE FUCK UP, thankyou so much!!!
I sincerely hope all the other ignorant 1950′s style assholes on this site wise up and heed your amazing story and stop having fun too! The world would be a better place if we were all like you, Tamra! <333
all the random people who think you have to be scene to be modified you are also retarded. Most people who are modified aren’t scene. You people are all stereotyping the hell out of everyone.
1/8g isn’t a size….
i have pokeballs in my ears, those who do not have plugs do not have pokeballs in their ears, any argument is invalid.
Dear mr. jonnyfilth..no I don’t a shit what you look like. So saying the whole abercrombie model thing is unnecessary. I wasn’t saying I’m smarter than you or any of you. I’m saying I am smart because for some unknown reason is a stereotype that everyone with plugs has a very low I.Q. I am MAD because the things said are not vague saying like wow this isn’t cute it’s unattractive, I understand none of you like them, but saying shit like would you trust someone with white disc in your ears with your pills or saying your parents don’t love you is ignorant. saying you don’t like it isn’t ignorant but saying stupid shit like that is.
IGNANT DICKHEADS GONNA BE IGNANT DICKHEADS
Just 4 the record honeytits, I have stretched ears and tattoed arms, and I manage a large capital hedge fund (100% srs)
So thanks for the inspiring speech about how ppl who don’t look “normal” can totally do stuff with their lives!!! We didn’t already know that!!!!
U R GOOD OPINION THANK YOU
also jonnyfilth..I’m not like most chicks I will gladly rip you a new asshole:) love you babes:)
Im not like other girls
-signed every girl ever
#SpecialSnowflake
hop off my puss:)
petition to make HOP OFF MY PUSS a meme!!!!!
No srs bro, she’s not like most chicks! She’s “opinionated and not afraid 2 show it!!”
That’s not like every girl, NONE of them r like that!!!
She just says what she thinks, and if you can’t handle it, that’s YOUR problem!!
Tamra no offense but I think you’re the one who needs a new asshole bby, your old one is clearly hurting all the time :( Maybe you’ve got a stick shoved up there like all the rest of the NO FUN CLUB??? I’m not exactly sure what it is that makes your anuses so sensitive, but everyone in the NFC is always crying about “stupid fucks” like us. It kinda sucks because kyute gurlz like you should be out having fun and being awesome instead of writing giant whiny rants about random interenet ppl who will never actually interact with you IRL ever :(
Ps I’d let u rip my asshole bby <3
PLEASE RESPOND
hahaha you just won me over cause I couldn’t help but laugh;) see you tonight hahaah
Fuk yeah!
I’m gonna make u moan so loud the neighbours will think an opera singer stubbed her toe!!!!
Brb getting my harpoon ready for some whale slaying!!!
CLASSIC BEST OF LOLZ. SUPERB.
I honestly don’t care if you guys hate em and what you think I just find it hurtful. which is why I got mad and ranted.
if anyone makes a hop off my puss please send me that shit:) cause I’d love that hah
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/36dujc/
A++++++++++
The ear stretching advocates are awesome. Not everyone is as forward thinking as the apple store/hot topic where everyone gets it. Dummies are going to get discriminated against when they look retarded.
nice guys
O hey ur back! Missed u sugarbeet! I made this 4 u:
http://i.qkme.me/36e0u1.jpg
why can’t you ignorant fucks just live and let live? if you don’t agree with something, instead of writing an ignorant blog post about it, why not be the bigger person and get over it? by the way, they’re ‘plugs’ not gauges, and ‘stretched ears’, not ‘gauged ears’. if you’re going to choose to get your horribly ignorant and one-sided opinion right, you could at LEAST have the correct information, terms and history right.
Thankyou for repeating exactly what 130 other butthurt morons have already said.
My fav is how they think we care what gayges are “rly called”
I don’t understand why people are so hateful and cruel over ear stretching. I don’t expect it to appeal to anyone, I don’t care if people think it’s gross but I don’t understand why it stirs up so much hatred and why people get so fired up that other people do it. All I hope for others is that they’re happy in your own skin and that’s my aim as well. Also, if you have halfway decent personal hygiene your ears won’t stink even the slightest, that’s a big misconception. Same deal as if you were to never wash your body, you’d smell like shit too.
To whoever agrees with this, you’re fucking dumb.
Second of all, my stretched ears, piercings and tattoos are beautiful in every way shape and form. People who modify their bodies do it because we find it beautiful and it’s what makes US happy. Who gives a shit what we do, you’re not the ones who have to live with it for the rest of your life. Let us do what we want and in the end we will be happy and you can stop trying to hurt the feelings of the modified world and wasting your time like 12 year old school girls.
Also, as for the “do you trust someone with huge disks to measure out your prescription”. Last time I checked we were still allowed to be intelligent folk and are allowed in college dipshit. I personally have been in the top ten of my class in an advanced school since 6th grade. I’m also in college and I’m on the deans list. The way you look has nothing to do with your intelligence and if you had any brain in you, you would understand this.
I can not stand those who are so fucking closed minded that they have to go out of their way to make a post attempting to make fun of other people. You’re pretty much what’s wrong with this world. Grow the fuck up and pay attention to your own damn lives instead of worrying about others so damn much.
You’re a miserable, lonely little fucker, aren’t you. Don’t like it, don’t do it. I think guys look absolutely ridiculous in pastel plaid shorts, but you don’t see me making some random page bashing them; it’s just not my thing. Grow up and grow a pair.
You’re a miserable, lonely little fucker, aren’t you? Don’t like it, don’t do it. I think guys look absolutely ridiculous in pastel plaid shorts, but you don’t see me making some random page bashing them; it’s just not my thing. Grow up and grow a pair.
Look at all these twats talking out their asses.
Gauges?! Uhhh no. Gauge is a measurment. They’re calles PLUGS OR TUNNLES. Yeah bro, I millimetered my ear bro, I got some sick millimeters bro.
You keep saying they smell. Yes, they do, when idiots who don’t know what they’re doing don’t properly care for them. And I acctually saw someone say “they have to be cleaned forever”. Uhmmm, have you stopped showering because you were clean ONCE?!
And you’re acting as though its a new thing to not only stretch lobe piercings, but nostril and labret piercings as well. This is no new thing.
What gives you the right to make fun of these people just because you don’t like how they look? Nothing.
We have the right to do whatever the fuck we want, phaggot!! The founding fathers fought and died in the Battle of New Grand Old Patriot Falls so that we could post blogs about whatever the fuck we feel like! Its a free country, if we wanna make fun of poor life choices, then what right do you have to tell us not to???! Learn some history and some tolerance you ignorant piece of shit!
“Learn some history and some tolerance you ignorant piece of shit!” Hmmm…. The same could be said to you, so… LEARN SOME HISTORY AND TOLERANCE YOU IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT! Haha, you’re the numb nuts bashing people for doing something that doesn’t affect you. Deez nuts, sir.
…did you REALLY just say to learn some tolerance and call people ignorant? For pointing out the stupidity in this?
Yes I did, you fucking rude asshole. You don’t have the right to tell us what to make fun of, you communist fuck. If I ever saw you in real life I’d rip your gauges out of your head and make you choke to death on them. Piece of shit.
Wow, um, does this dude realize that threatening a person over the internet is considered making terroristic threats and can be prosecuted? Cause if not, bro, you just screwed up big time…Have fun with that. You can, and will be, prosecuted if Ash decides to make a complaint. This is literally the definition of threatening someone, and is punishable.
) A person commits an offense if he threatens to commit any offense involving violence to any person or property with intent to:
place any person in fear of imminent serious bodily injury;
Which you just did. Good luck, dude. And Ash, thumbs up for taking him to the cops. Cyber bullying is a real concern these days, I’m glad to see someone not afraid to report deplorable behavior like this.
S+Rank Sorcerer level comment!
Loled at “S+ Rank”
ITS A STRONG VICTORY!!!
SSS RANK BUTTHURT ACHIEVED
LOL! I haven’t checked back on this in a while…soo many butthurt phggts “Wahhhh they made fun of my GAYGES”.
I have mine stretched and think this thread is hilarious!
If you can’t hate on stuff you like, then you just automatically are NO FUN CLUB status.
Acctually you don’t have the right to make fun of anything, as that goes against the law.
But atleast if you want to TRY, you should try to use correct information and terminoligy so you don’t look so stupid, and not use picture of people with such well taken care of lobes and high class plugs.
You also shouldn’t spew senseless threats, because I can and will be taking that comment to the police :)
Brb reporting johnnyfilth to the scene police
Picturing the cop’s reaction when this fruity faggot shows up to report someone being mean on the internet.
Sarge, this is undoubtedly my favourite post ever.
Do it faggot! I’ll fight you and your precious police!
I do Israeli Jujitsu and Hungarian kickboxing, I’ll kick your teeth through the back of your head and put you in a Romanian Hemlock so fast your guages will shit their pants!!!
Being mean and threatening are quite different.
And how old are you, might I ask? About 40?
Yep, I’m 40, you’re exactly right. I laugh at dumbasses on the internet, therefore I must be a 40 year old burnout who “doesn’t understand kids these days” right??
brb, proving to the world I’m a stangry retard who “knows more than u about everything”
Acctually you don’t have the right to make fun of anything, as that goes against the law.
Gonna save that one for posterity.
That’s one for the Hall Of Fame.
Either AshIsAWolf’s law school is an actual joke school that trolls all it’s students, or he lives in Burma or the PRC or somewhere where it’s literally illegal to have an opinion and isn’t aware that the whole world isn’t the same (via massive press censorship)
Wow, It’s amazing just how sad it is these days that so many people are offended by what others decided to do to themselves and their bodies.
It’s not your body, and it’s not your life.
How about you just turn the other cheek and get on with your lives? It’s not like it’s effecting you in any way.
“Don’t be offended by the choices other people make”
“I’m offended you made the choice to do something”
Mirin’ your hypocrisy, bro.
No, not because you “don’t understand kids these days”
But usually those who get so worked up over the internet enough to threaten a 16 year old girl are about 40 and haven’t gotten laid since junior prom.
People honestly think this is serious? Mind = bottled.
I guess it’s not really your fault, you’re 16, your brain will eventually develop the ability to determine that a website is taking the piss out its readers.
But I’ve encountered many an asshole like you before. So would you like my address so you can, what was it?, shove my ‘gauges’ down my throat and kick my teeth through the back of my head?
Yes please, could you also buy me a plane ticket to your nearest international airport please? It will be a long journey but it will be worth it 2 show u that “everything on the internet must be taken 100% seriously, even on lolblogs”
My brain will develope? LOLK
Yeah, good point, it’s probably hopeless.
I think the biggest dilemma the floppy lobers have is that when people don’t like them usually seem to skip dislike right to fiery hate, similar to how the general population seems to feel about juggalos. I don’t really understand the concern for whats hanging off my face either but moving on…
I’d say its pretty easy to brush off until you come across people like this woman I worked with who on the day I met her would poke her head in the room, scream and gag, leave, poke her head in the room, scream and gag, leave and repeat. It’s not often I produce such passionate reactions and while I was flattered it got old pretty quickly.
ALSO I believe boggled is the word you’re looking for.
Though, bottled would explain a lot…
no, *bottled is correct, dumb dumb.
like, when things are crazy and it is like your mind is trapped in a bottle
Bonsai Brains: Because Bonsai Cats are illegal
Who ever put this together is fuckin stupid.
Dumb cunts get mad.
How do u know? Have u met him? Have u administered a recognized IQ test on him?? U judgmental fag!
Seriously? This is bullshit.
Everybody has their own opinion, mine being that stretched ears are beautiful. Including mine which are 7/8ths.
You don’t have to be rude and ridicule people for their decisions about their body.
And they are not called gauges. So, you look extra fucking retarded.
A gauge is a size, a measurement.
I can’t believe this is still going on
Its like a never-ending fountain of butthurt!
Me neither bby!!!! Can u tell all your stretchy friends to go away?? It’s not even fun to annoy them anymore, they’re just such painfully unbearable dipshits :( cbf replying to most of them now :(
not u though, you’re still my favourite sugartits :) <3
Step 1:Looks at pictures and the little comments for each pic
Step 2:Scrolls directly to post comment in a drunken rage!!! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Step 3:The consequence of step 2 makes it look like he/she used ctrl+c on the last butt hurt comment making it ironic that they are just as uptight as the normal fags they hate.
End result = an extremely funny thread IMO and it shows the intelligence/maturity level.
Moral lesson: Accept the fact that not everyone is going to accept your life choices…
getting butthurt over strangers with stretched ears lol the internet truly has revolutionised the ways people can have a cry
Yeah bro, Sarge has a real problem. Every time he sees a photo of gauged ears his anus just starts aching and the tears start falling. If I hadn’t read about his problem on Tumblr, I’d have sworn the post was satire.
FUCKING IGNORANT BASTARDS
*sanchez
IKR! Straight up ignorant! Like, first of all, if you idiots are gonna talk shit at least know the fuckin terminology.
It takes fuckin balls to get piercings, tattoos, or stretch your ears. I’d like to see you pussies try them. Just because you don’t understand something, doesn’t mean you downgrade it like an asshole. If you have a friend or relative that stretches or wants to stretch don’t say “EWWIES! WHY U DO THAT TO YERSELF?!”, fuckin support them! That person is one OG, badass mofo and you bitches need to respect that shit.
^lol
Do what you want, it’s your life, honestly who the fuck can take that away from you, you dont like stretched ears, thats by all means an honest opinion of your own, and who says your not entitled to that? But who also said that having stretched ears is moronic and a decision that you will hold with regret as long as you live? I’m sure many feel negatively, but its personally a beautiful form of expression, modifciation of your body takes intense composure and patience. Isnt some overnight newfound addition to your look. Fucking do what you want, live life, and fuck this breaking edge bullshit, let them live with the choices they make, stay faded san diego.
“modifciation of your body takes intense composure and patience”
Body modders truly are like zen monks. The discipline is astounding. True heroes, imo.
Their brave stand against society’s ignorance is an inspiration to us all.
brb starting fuckyeahfuckyeahstretchedears.tumblr.com
I love you. <3
Jonnyfilth is becoming one butthurt little bitch ha.
U do realize that nothing I say here is ever srs, right? (except this line of this comment right now)
I was just trying 2 sound more liek u stretchy guise bcz UR all so cool and angsty and threatening, I just wanted 2 join in :(
PLZ ACCEPT ME!
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Holy smokes, this post is an ocean of aching anuses
best comments/thread ever.
You peoples kills me.
LOL WOW. Come on butthurt people, don’t you know what site you’re on? I’m sure you kids all talk shit about people or things you don’t like.
Why are you defending your stretched ears anyways? These people aren’t attacking you personally.
Holy shit, these comments are crazy. Lol @ “Tamra the terrible”, I’m a guy with stretched lobes and I don’t really mind when people don’t care for it xD, in fact I found this post pretty funny, I also think that if you’re attractive enough nobody will care if you have a hole in your ear (unless they’re like 3 inches). In fact I’m happy that my lobes can be considered a “deal breaker” because it keeps all the extremely shallow bitches at bay, lol.
Holy shit, these comments are crazy. Lol at “Tamra the terrible”, I’m a guy with stretched lobes and I don’t really mind when people don’t care for it xD, in fact I found this post pretty funny, I also think that if you’re attractive enough nobody will care if you have a hole in your ear (unless they’re like 3 inches). In fact I’m happy that my lobes can be considered a “deal breaker” because it keeps all the extremely shallow bitches at bay, lol.
i do agree with you, i just have a problem with how cruel people are. it disgusts me
Good luck with your coping with the harsh realities of humanity goals in 2012.
The “daddy issues” thing is tired, ignorant and kinda cruel.. That’s obvious.
http://www.ehow.com/about_6548469_earlobe-stretchers-plugs.html
No one cares.
Obviously you do because you looked dumbass :)
They’re tracking u Vyce! The Stretchilluminati is tracking your every cyber move!! Their ear holes see all!
I’ve got decent (22mm) sized stretched lobes and i love them! I can wear awesomely awesome plugs and tunnels! To be honest if anyone doesn’t like ME because of my ears, then they’re probably not worth knowing. I’ll admit there are extreme cases like 55mm+ but hey, most of the larger-lobed individuals are tattoo artists, body modifications experts or performers. I reckon they have a slightly different set of social rules to play by.
I can’t wait to see the first comment on here past the 1 year mark.
Can i just LOL at all the comments and this post. Then again everyone has their own opinion about things.
I have my ears stretched to 16mm, have multiple facial and body piercings and I am heavily tattooed. I hold down a job in a graphic design studio 2 days a week, the rest of the time I am a semi pro musician. I own my own house, my own 4×4 and am about to buy a motorcycle. My girlfriend is the hottest chick in MOST rooms and on top of that, she is a very interesting and beautiful person on the inside, so I would say I have been pretty successful in life. I have always been and will always continue to be fascinated by body mods. The idea that you can change your body permanently gives me a thrill. I love to look in the mirror and see the changes I chose to make. For me it is about the personal experience, I do not mod to fit in, or look cool, I do it for myself only. Neither is it a ‘trend’ or a phase. I started modding when I was 14 and I am now 35 with no intentions of stopping and certainly no regrets.
Well said! I started when i was 11 and plan to continue…
So you’ve been doing it for 2 whole years now?
Impressive!!
boom
I am working my ears up to a 6 gauge, I am not a huge fan of anything super huge, but everyone has their own opinion… oh and to the guy who said when they see girls with gauges that big its a deal breaker… a lot of girls probably think that about your face. i understand you guys don’t like them… I actually came across this sight when i was LOOKING FOR TAPERS AND PLUGS TO BUY… and your ignorance is disgusting… do you know in many cultures they are considered art. and did you know in other cultures the bigger the hole the more respect you get…. BTW. the girls above are beautiful and who are you to say any different… just because a girl is pierced and tattooed doesn’t mean they have daddy issues… insolent pieces of shit.
Do none of you find your CRUELTY embarrassing, those people people in those pictures probably wouldn’t find your comments funny… I don’t like making fun of people PERIOD. but if you really need people to make fun of go to peopleofwalmart.com… SERIOUSLY THIS IS ABOUT EARLOBES!
In the spirit of making fun of stuff you like, the author and many contributors chose to openly and honestly make light of the so called counter culture/alternative lifestyle that many of them came from (Sergeant D’s various hadcore slummer days and regrettable tattoos for example). As has been noted, A decent number of the readership has partaken in this facet of subculture, but are well rounded enough to accept how inherently silly it all is.
Besides, just recently there was a post about tabletop gaming that got a whole torrent of responses. People here aren’t collar poppin’ college alpha bros who maintain hateful ideologies, its average joes who partake in various types of foolishness in various walks of life. We make fun of it because it helps to keep one well rounded and because it’s pretty goddamn hilarious. If you are so humorless as to not see the natural foolishness of our given pastimes, I think you might be the one who should feel embarrassed.
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND AND AM STILL ANGRY AT U FOR LAFFING AT MY DELIBERATELY ALTERNATIVE AND GROCE BODY MODIFICATION
STUPID ABERCROMBIE ASSHOAL
YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK,
the people leaving the nasty comments of course.
Honestly,do you think that someone is going to care about the negativity you have to say to them.Shut the fuck up,and move on to bettering yourself,and not trying to put others down.
If people wanna change something about themselves,then let them change it.
Shut up and leave them alone.
No one is stopping anyone from doing anything.
No one is free from ridicule either. Shits hilarious.
Stretched ears are gross and you will not be hired by me with that shit! Also, many people on this website have NO sense of humour and have serious confidence issues.
body mods are geting more and more accepted and its not gross its fucking amazing you should try it sometime
lol
fuck you
hey guys whats going on in this thread
laughing at fags
JustMe, you know what’s up.
Jesus, is this blog ever full of WAAAAAH. “Waaaaah, be more tolerable and less judgmental”. Well…he’s stating his opinion. His opinion is that this shit is ugly. So maybe you should be more tolerant of his opinion. Or do you not follow your own self-righteous, bullshit butthurt philosophies?
fuck this shit, these people are beautiful and the dude who wrote this is a fucking ass hole. why do you care so much what other people do to there own bodies. your using the internet as a fucking trash can.
u should get your glute pain checked out, it seems chronic
LOL the people in the pictures are using their bodies as a trash can.
hay bud budy budy…
fuck you
having an opinion and abusing people for shits and giggles are 2 completely different things
Okay, I read all the blog, at first I thought, well that’s pretty judgemental, but as I got on reading more I realise it’s pretty much a trollish blog. Although I agree with some of the comments, like. I know lot’s of little 15 year olds who get their ears stretched to ”fit in’ the new trend or look cool and be better than everyone else and show it all on tumblr for attention but hey, I’m not one to talk, I’m vain as fuck, and I got an 8mm tunnels cos I personally think I look hot with them. Girls with body mods are just my type, so I also do it to attract more of those. I know who ever I might be I can’t please everyone. It’s pretty much a lifestyle choice. I think it personally suits my face and structure and stuff. So for those who think it’s an ‘insecurity thing’ it’s really not cos I am not ashamed to say that I’m pretty in love with myself hahahaa. Girls love it, not too big though. I personally think that’s a bit too risky
oh shit, an actual reasonable response on this post from a non-site regular? almost can’t believe it.
What does it matter what people do to themselves? Is it directly affecting you? Grow up.
I like how nobody even cares about this article anymore, lmfao. Last comments were on July bro!
dude, girls with stretchers are sexy :D i myself have stretchers, and theyre both at 38mm right now and im stopping at 42mm :)
super awesome turbo cool story bro
so smexy
Dude your a total dick..
Dude change your tampon LOL
Ha Ha holy shit people are still getting St. Angry over this!!!
STRETCHED EARS NEVER DIE! WAR SYWH!
I wish these people with stretched lobes would take part in another body modification, a bullet to the head.
I’m happily at 2 1/4 inches, & only going bigger. mainly to piss off dipshits like this^
u r the rosa parks of body modification
keep doing wat ur doing it’s changing the world
lol @ little gonadz 91, compensating his huge holes in his ears for his little penis
lol @ little gonadz 91, compensating his huge holes in his ears for his little penis
but i thought you loved my penis!
lol @ Onetruemisfit, compensating for his small penis by abusing people he has never even met, bless his little retarded socks , he can’t even construct a sentence that make grammatical sense. awwwwww bless.
lol @ u, complaining about Onetruemisfit’s grammar, yet typing the exact same way.
“i am a sad autistic buttsexman who recently had sex with 14 different guys and they all took turns turning my face and anus into a wasteland of balljuice and shattered dreams” -u after getting buttsexed like 50 times LMAO
Ded
i love streched ears ive had 1 inch ears for 5 years and im 25 now i hace been streching my ears for 10 or so years
I just stretched my ears to 1inch yesterday. I’m a girl.. Anyways, I’m not butt hurt or offended by this, this is life.. Everyone judges everyone. You cannot make a person see eye to eye with you all the time. If the world always agreed about everything it would be a very boring world. Opinions and criticism make the world interesting such as fashion statements(stretched ears) I know for a fact most people got them for fashion wise because (not to be racist) I highly doubt (considering how many white people got them) that they are part of some tribe. Any who, I was very fortunate to grow up and live in NYC haha there are weirdos everywhere. <333
Xoxoxo -Peng
Sorceress level comment, is this real life
“I was very fortunate to grow up and live in NYC”
I have never heard anybody say something like that and probably never will again.
stretching of the ear lobe is a culture purpose i have inch and 1/2 tribes used them to fight off evil spirits ,scare tactics for war, becoming patient with ones self and understanding the spiritual nature of being alive otzi the ice man was the first person recorded to have had stretched ears its really spiritual and amazing to have stretched ears if you do them for looks or being cool your retarded just like the one who make fun of people with them, for not understanding what its really about and just going with the crowd when i see Spanish , African Americans ,natives and many others making fun of others with stretched ears i laugh because there ancestors were the ones who started this for there tribal religious purposes.
this was posted two years ago and people are STILL leaving comments
lol
Brb, just fucking chopping my ears completely off. All you ears can just fuck off I don’t even care.
#1 Post. Props to you Sarge. You make my miserable days at a call center bearable.
So much ignorance in this post…