Call me crazy, but I usually prefer the fake, watered-down version of something over the “authentic,” “real thing.” For example, I’ll take Little Caeser’s or Sbarro over some ghey, overpriced “artisan pizza” made by some douchebag with a master’s degree in culinary arts. I also hate “real metal,” but sometimes I get the craving for something close- and that’s when I turn to WHITECHAPEL.
WE R SO TECHNICAL AND PROGRESSIVE// U MIRIN OUR 8-STRING GUITARS AND INTRICATE SONGWRITING??
I’m especially into their newest record, “A New Era Of Corruption.” I liked their old records just fine, back when they were a Suicide Silence ripoff, but IMO they really came into their own on the last album when they started ripping off Meshuggah. It’s my default soundtrack for whenever I am doing something monotonous and repetitive like running or mowing the lawn, because all the songs pretty much sound the same. It’s just like a big churning, chugging, djenty mess that’s interesting enough to hold my attention, but not catchy enough that it distracts me with hooks, melody, or anything else that would pull me out of the zone.
Tumblrsluts love doing this with the lyrics to deathcore songs, especially if there is a lulzy part that has the word “fuck” in it and/or some kind of controversial stance against things their parents like. Not sure what they find so satisfying about it, but I’m not a 14 year-old girl so what do I know?
The only thing I don’t get is why girls love the singer, Phil Bozeman so much. He seems pretty average in the looks department to me- I’m not a homo so it’s hard for me to judge these things, but I’m just saying he’s no Beau Bokan IMO. Also, his name is Phil, lol. The only thing I can think of is Phil’s siqq gauges, but what deathcore singer doesn’t have some gauges, tattoos and piercings? Or maybe I’m wrong– is it really that easy to get Tumblrslut pussy?? Ladies, what do you think of Phil? Am I missing something here?