Today my assistant heard me listening to some Emmure, and told me he thought they were pretty cool sounding. Then he asked me if I had ever seen Front Magazine.
Not that into tattoos, but def would
I’m sort of ashamed that none of my British friends had hipped me to FM before. It’s sort of a mix between AP and a consensual Is Anyone Up, and I’m not mad at all. One of the only redeeming qualities about England is that they are not afraid to get loose in the magazines.
Overall, the music coverage is not really spot on, with typical trendy coverage of Odd Future, Mac Miller, and zebrahead (!?) They do give props to our favorite Guy Ritchie-core band TRC, so it’s not entirely worthless. I’m guessing they spend about 10% of the budget on music and the rest on paying these scene girls to get naked. Smart Business.
SMH at the phrase "mosh pit honeys"
Anyway, British friends, tell me is Front considered cool over there? Will they run out of smoking hot 19 year old UK scene slutz after 4 issues and have to throw in the towel?
Also if you have time, why are poor ppl looting H&M in London? Isn’t it cheap enough already?
Great magazine. Only for the nudies.
“Also if you have time, why are poor ppl looting H&M in London? Isn’t it cheap enough already?”
LOL’d.
Also, thanks SYWH for introducing me to TRC. Probably the only UK hardcore band I’ve ever liked.
I don’t buy it but I’d take it over FHM, Loaded etc.
The girls are fitter and the articles are funnier
Front only uses “Natural” girls in that they don’t want fake breasts and shit in there. It sponsers most middle-underground hardcore/metalcore festivals over here too see Ghostfest, Hevy Festival, etc.
It’s a popular mag, been going for over three years I think now. I did think of informing you about it. I don’t buy it but I steal a friends copy every month and flick through. It also has bits on clothing, and promotes apparel companies both American and Homegrown, as well as reppin’ sneakers and all that shit.
You’d like it I think.
Yeah, they bought a rough selection to hevy didnt they. I mean come on!
Would consider paying models to pose for a print magazine a rather poor business model. But Brits rather love this type of ‘lad’ mag, no?
The brits at my work used to be so delighted to get FHM and Nuts magazine in the mail from England.
Seems like it (and all pron for that matter) is all available for free on the internet… so not sure if print is still viable.
For note – British women age terribly. Pics at 19 are a good idea… by the time 25 rolls around…. oof.
This magazine is full of hipstersluts who pretend to like metal and all things ‘out there’. Wouldn’t even worry.
Are you saying this a bad thing?
Front is the closest thing the world has ever seen to a perfect magazine IMO– metalcore, cute girls in their underwear, and fart jokes. How could it possibly get any better?!
metal core FTW. Totes SRS
It also does video game and horror movie reviews.
This is such a fappable magazine I can’t even imagine. MUST CHECK OUT NAO
it’s not all that really.
you hate tumblrsluts? this magazine is packed full of them.
i like looking at them, not so much reading their long-winded, self-centered rants about the trivial details of their dull lives
Would smash harder than a car compactor in a junkyard
Front’s been around for awhile so I doub they’ll ever “run out of smoking hot 19 year old UK scene slutz after 4 issues and have to throw in the towel”
well, thank fuck for that.
had no idea they been around that long.
no thank you
Haha would not smash
SMH at the phrase “mosh pit honeys” – haha dah fuck?! CRINGE.
Booty smell good doe.
As soon as I saw that cover with the chick grabbing her perfect round ass I had to go to the bathroom and rub one out!
FACT: Mellisa Clarke > Lil Debbie
What is the name of the heavenly blessed beauty grabbing her ass?
Mellisa Clarke
http://fuckyeahmellisaclarke.tumblr.com/
So I just bought my copy here in London, and I have to say, it’s the greatest magazine ever invented. Boobs and reading for 13 year-olds, pretty much my maturity level anyways.
CHECK out Jessica Weekley I think im fucking in love. What the fuck. lol thanks Sergeant D!!! Whos down to go to England and get there RAPE on?
I’m a Front reader. It’s refreshing to have a lad’s mag for the alternative crowd, even if the writing’s kinda shit.
And they will never run out of attention whores who want guys to know how *wild* they are. When they’re this hot, it’s no bad thing.
And that one at the top is El Wood. She’s us Euros’ gift to the rest of you. Enjoy.