I was never one to go into the tattoo shop with some fancy, longwinded story about what tattoo I want to get, “what it means to me,” or any of that bullshit. Maybe it’s because I’ve only gotten tattooed by close friends, but I always just walk in, say whats up, and tell them to do whatever they want (this is how I ended up with Death Threat and Chris Isaak tattoos). I feel like this bro may have taken that too far, and his tattooist friend said “how about I give you then 8 most cliched, lamest tattoos that every tr00 hxc bro has gotten since 2003?” and the dude was like “yah bro, I just wanna get hella ink bro, sounds tight!”
I’m not sure what it says on his other hand, but when you have “FUCK” on one set of knuckles, does it really matter?? What’s up with the hideously tacky interior and elementary school-style clock in the background?
Convo with job interviewer: “Oh THAT tattoo. Well, it’s the name of this Australian hardcore band… I’m not actually referring to my scrotum. Hello? Hello??!”
U mirin any of these tats? Which would you rather have, “DEEZ NUTS” on both hands or “FUCK” on one hand?? How long until someone gets knuckle tattoos that say “MIN. WAGE”???
i loled the fuck out of “min. wage”
S-T-A-R B-U-C-K
ZOMG Yes!♥
i kind of like the first one, by which i mean it could be worse – i mean i basically like trad style tats… shame its been blown up by d-lords but w/e
knuck tats, do you really want to open this fucking can of worms?! at this point i think it’s because i’ve seen so many horrible word ones that anything that isn’t words seems better to me. there was this crusty kid for instance who had “taco bell” he would go show it at taco bells to get free food…
I wish I had thought of that.o.O
Can’t wait for the “Paper or Plastic?” throat piece.
I checked. It actually says STAY EDGE in wing-dings.
Lolololololol A+++
Winner!
HA HA HA HA HA
HOLY F’N LOL
Dude, how much trim has that Chris Isaac tattoo pulled.? It seems like 2011 is the perfect time for Chris Isaac to become cool for hipsters to like
I heard Chris Isaac mainly plays shows a few nights a week in Aspen, CO and bangs hot ski sluts in his off time.
i think i could handle that lifestyle
deez nuts knuckle tattoo? kids these days…
shame to say it but I totally did the ones with all the pics on it :(
*dig*
Agree. I’m kinda into it… ugly, but unique?
I definitely haven’t seen one like that before… Just the usual ace of spades etc…
PARA MORE
I have auper regretable parkway drive across my chest…. Its awful haha
These people don’t need jobs. They’re artists or graphic designers or music producers.
AKA – don’t need jobs for the next year or so. After that? Believe one of these dude put new tires on my car last week….
LOL! A+ response
I would personally like to get “FUCK” on one hand better than “DEEZ NUTS” on both knuckles. For one, I’m a girl, and I think “DEEZ NUTS” tattooed across my knuckles would suggest slight transvestite-core tendencies. But nonetheless, getting “FUCK” tattooed anywhere is badass. To answer your second question, Sarge, they can’t get “min. wage” knuckle tattoos because their knuckles are already occupied. Derp.;P
These are gonna look even worse when these guys get way old. Should be fun.
goin to get HATE CORE knuckle tattoos, see you in the pit
And never mind the stupid knuckle tattoos on the first dude, he also has face tattoos. I don’t think many employers are going to say, “I’m willing to look pass that face ink, but those knuckle tattoos are where I draw the line.”
JAIL BAIT
How can you tell if someone’s a total pussy?
They’re sleeved.
How can you tell they’re also trying to hide their flaming gayness.
Knuckles done, too.
AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Good one dude…
The only people who ever ask me what my tattoos “mean” are middle-aged women in grocery store checkout lines and stoners. At least the stoners have the good sense to not grab ahold of my arms to get a better look while talking to me- shittiest move.
All those symbols are on the secondary knuckles (if that’s what you call it) so he must already have text on the primary knuckles. I wonder what it could say?
Hopefully … DUMB FUCK
I have an Amen tattoo that says ‘death before musick’ and once had a dude angrily gran my arm thinking it said ‘death to muslims’ hahaha
*grab*
kinda looks like his face tattoos are an ‘insert cock here’ instructions…
The one that has ‘Fuck’ tattooed on the one set of knuckles has ‘This’ tattooed on the other and thus creating ‘Fuck This’, which I would much rather have tattooed on my knuckles than ‘Deez Nuts’ mainly because I don’t even like that band. But to have the same thing tattooed on my knuckles as the lead singer of my favorite band, Danny Worsnop (which if you are to dumb to have figured out on your own is the one in the picture with ‘Fuck’ on his knuckles)? Sign me up!
That dude is Danny Worsnop from Asking Alexandria, and he has “FUCK THIS” tattooed on his knuckles, it’s a line from one of his band’s songs. 99% guarantee he’s going to regret it when his band is done and he’s a washed up has-been.
Yeah, the second is Danny Worsnop, lead singer of Asking Alexandria and the other hand says “this” so if your smart altogether it says “fuckthis.” something Danny would get and it doesn’t even matter it’s his life and he can do whatever the hell he wants to with it. If that’s his dream, then let him go for it. He is amazing and if people can’t handle respect him then they can fuck off.