I really enjoy The Story So Far and think they are better than Title Fight, but these guys take the cake for having the pussiest, beta lyrics I have seen.
Post your pick and a few bars in the comments.
THE STORY SO FAR LYRICS
“Daughters”
Before you twist your tongue
Know there’s no chance at all
Came here against my will
And my wills tested strong
Until now, I know we’ve never met
But I don’t want to talk and I’m already upset
That you’ll meet your demise in a drunken man’s bet
Take another pull to make certain you forget
And to think that you’re somebody’s daughter
Away at college not getting smarter
Everything changes when all the lights in the room are as low as you,
But don’t trip you’ll sober up soon
Regain an honest perspective as you puke on the floor
Can’t remember why your knees are so cut up and sore
And you’ll be hung over all day. (all day! all day!)
You’ll be hung over all day. (all day! all day!)
You’ll be hung over all day. (all day! all day!)
You’ll be hung over all day. (all day! all day!)
You’ll be hung over all day. (all day! all day!)
that image says it all, holy fukk
Argh, I want to correct that… it should say “BUT NOBODY WANNA STOP NO BETA-ASS WHITE KNIGHTING”. It ain’t the same without no double negative.
Man, I always thought Fugazi’s ‘Suggestion’ was the most beta song of all time…
Why can’t i walk down a street free of suggestion?
Is my body the only trait in the eye’s of men?
I’ve got some skin
You want to look in
There lays no reward in what you discover
You spent yourself watching me suffer
Suffer you words, suffer your eyes, suffer your hands
Suffer your interpretation of what it is to be a man
I’ve got some skin
You want to look in
She does nothing to deserve it
He only wants to observe it
We sit back like they taught us
We keep quiet like they taught us
He just wants to prove it
She does nothing to remove it
We don’t want anyone to mind us
So we play the roles that they assigned us
She does nothing to conceal it
He touches her ’cause he wants to feel it
We blame her for being there
But we are all guilty
god, you’d think the only reason to act this srs is to get laid- but no….
Whatever Bright eyes song has the line, ” I drink to stay warm, and kill selected memories.”
Wow, those lyrics are pretty astonishing. Are the srsly that beat up about having a good time? Thats song reminds me of the homely, annoyingn friend that every group of hot girls has that passively-aggressively looks after them when they get way too trashed and make out with each other.
I believe the name you’re looking for is “fat friend”.
“the homely, annoyingn friend that every group of hot girls”
the nottie
The DUFF. Designated Ugly, Fat Friend.
lololololol!
Soooo good. Perfect name for that girl.
Also, seems like most scene/trance-core/etc bands all have a DUFF in them. Might be worth a post to honor the band DUFF.
i like this idea!!!
maximum beta lyrics (beta max?)
This song fucking rules. Girls are dumb drunk sluts these days. Love it!
And that’s a bad thing to you until said dumb drunk slut puts your cock in her mouth.
Ian MacKaye: hardcore’s beta prince.
Embrace – Building
I can’t get what I want
I’m a failure
Nothing seems to
work out right
The way I planned
I can’t express the way I feel
The way I feel
Without fucking up
Something else
Nothing seems to
work out right
And I can feel it building -
Failure
Beta lyrics = 90% of the ’90s
Fuck, is that what the “chorus” (the hungover part) is? Jesus, I knew that it was a song that basically complained about a girl having a good time, but damn.
But fuck it, still a good song if you ignore the lyrics and the whole album is definitely awesome as well. I think “High Regard” especially has some pretty good lyrics about not taking shit from, well, another girl, haha
Everything went up in flames
And now I’m falling down
I don’t know who to be
And nobody’s around
To hear my screams at night
Or the lingering tears every day
Because when I opened up
Nobody cared to stay
via some kid on my Facebook feed haha. He posts the most beta/entertaining lyrics around.
“wah wah my pussy is sore”
People who post lyrics on their Facebook pages=people I’d rather not be friends with.
It is very entertaining though haha.
This song would be cooler if it was complaining about the 15 pounds the girls put on by engaging in said activity and not the Saturday they will spend hungover in sweatpants with no underwear on drinking water and craving hangover sex.
+1