Due to popular demand (srs), I am thinking about doing a sex/relationship advice column here on SYWH. Is this something you would be interested in??? Here’s the first question, via my Tumblr:
Anonymous asked: Hypothetical: You up in da club, throwin’ hella dance moves and you start to move in on a honey. You think it’s goin’ well, but when you try to slam dat sickness, she says no for some reason or another. Maybe she only dates brothers? Whatever. So the question is, what is the alpha thing to do if you get rejected for something unavoidable?
The most important thing is to never make it appear like you give a fuck. Personally I would have been spending some time creeping on a Plan B the whole night in case a situation like this came up. That way, when she says no, you just say “word, have fun, hit me up later!” and start grinding on your plan B. There is a high likelihood she will get jealous that another girl is getting attention and fuck you just to spite the other girl- and even if she doesn’t, it will make it easier to bang her next time you see her.
Wanna smash this? Me too– but before you tell her how hot she is, think about how much she hates her dad, and how much she craves the validation of older males! You can’t give her what she wants right off the bat! All you need to do is treat her like shit, feed her some alcohol/cocaine and you could very well PIITB on the first date (srs). Doesn’t matter what you look like as long as you are older and act like a douche.
Plus, if you have been denying her attention all night, she is much less likely to bail in the first place. You see, attention is to girls what sex is to guys: their whole reason for existence. In the same way as you might “nail n bail,” a girl is likely to peace out as soon as she realizes that she has you on the hook and can get attention from you whenever she wants.
this post make me feel beta and proud. betas gonna beta and maybe a little omega too
I’m omega as fuck, *fist bump* let’s be bros
solution: only hit on asians.
problem: they will overlook him if there are any black guys in sight
make sure its dark out
“make sure its dark out” with the Asian advice might help me out in life. Thanks nickynegative.
alphas have the females come to THEM.
truestorybro.
this approach is def your best bet. especially in a club, but this is some advanced level shit thats not gonna work for everyone.
If you’re gonna act like an asshole you have to be funny. ive seen so many dudes who prolly just read a “pick up artist” book attempting this and failing. always take the “i dont give a fuck” approach, but if you arent funny the douche approach may backfire on you.
If you ARE a funny guy, keep in mind that most people blessed with good looks dont hit the genetic lottery twice, if the girl you are hitting on looks anything like the girl pictured above, chances are shes pretty stupid. keep your humor simple so you dont confuse them.
true, there are women out there that will respond to you being a straight up asshole, but they are the minority, and they usually have such low self esteem that they would fuck you no matter what the approach.
the daddy thing is key though. if you are on an actual date, ask about her family ASAP. you may run into a spoiled only child type who has a good relationship with her father, if you do, the douche approach will backfire. you then basically have to do the exact opposite and shower them with attention. another clue that you are dealing with this type of girl is if shes one of those “i only have guy friends” types.
*slow clap* this is the kind of wisdom you can only get from a 30+ creep like us (srs). fortunately i was blessed with good looks and a good sense of humor so that approach works very well for me, but you are very right about the entry-levelers who get it wrong and end up just turning girls off by being an unfunny dickhead (nobody likes that)
“if the girl you are hitting on looks anything like the girl pictured above, chances are shes pretty stupid. keep your humor simple so you dont confuse them”
this is actually a very good point, good call
yeah i mean you gotta be realistic. the better looking you are, the less work you have to do.
at the same time, my friend who has banged way more girls than me, including groce but semi famous chicks like Tila Tequila and numerous alt porn bishes, is not good looking, but he cultivated “a look” (fully tattooed, stupid hair etc) aned he is RELENTLESS, hits on almost every girl, and never gives up, texts them for months etc. im WAY to lazy for that shit but it can work.
yeah i mean the more you step up to bat, the more you’ll get on base– i am not relentless like that but when i was banging lots of bishes i definitely tried to bang anything above a 6.5, and it worked… for better or for worse, haha
“if the girl you are hitting on looks anything like the girl pictured above, chances are shes pretty stupid. keep your humor simple so you dont confuse them”
Your post is quality, but I especially agree with this part. I had a HUGE problem with this as my sense of humor tends to be sarcastic and tounge-in-cheek. Keep it to simple, obvious, jokes. Ones you would find to “stock” to be funny.
Along those same lines, some of my dumber, but super alpha friends historically tend to get the most ass. I have a theory – the fact that they aren’t that bright actually helps them get laid as they can relate to dumb sluts easier.
I imagine she watches Everybody Loves Raymond and stoner comedies, try to stick to that level. “Would fools who watch the CW laugh at this shit?”
Soaking in the knowledge here though, I always knew when I hit late 20′s this shit was gonna be child’s play tho. I should probs write something for all the kids trying to smash older girls.
HAHAHAHA MORE OF THESE PLEASE
This, even though its kind of a little manipulative and pre mediatated, is the 1 system of banging club rats
“even though its kind of a little manipulative and pre mediatated” = beta thinking that will never get you laid. Promise.
my sure fire way of hooking up is getting black out drunk, and then I flash forward and I am with some chick. They might not be the best looking, but at that point who cares.
I love reading PUA forums because it is just full of betas. I always wonder the hotness of chicks they post about. I imagine their ranking of looks is skewed because they are on the internet.
The whole hate my daddy/want a daddy thing = mind boggling – but QFT!
OH MY GOD I AM DYING AT EVERY COMMENT HERE. Fucking hilarious, you need to keep this advice up.
Honestly, I’m pretty beta when it comes to picking up random chicks and smashing that night. This article = motivation! Thanks, sarge.
sure, PIITB it will come out green and covered in warts. dumbass.
My main strategy has always been to find those like 3 girls who think Michael Cera is attractive. I swear, if Superbad had never taken off as a cool kid movie I would not have had as much sex as I have with the calibre of girl that I have.
Failing that, NIN Fangirls seem to go for me, which is great as NIN have some pretty good tunes to sex to.
Either way, this article has got me pumped for Friday.
“My main strategy has always been to find those like 3 girls who think Michael Cera is attractive”
solid plan (srs)
LSE
If that stands for what I think it does, then absolutely. The amount of times I’ve cockblocked myself with my self doubt is sort of amazing. Sometimes I just forget to be Alpha.
yeah bro mask that LSE, just act like you like yourself. srs, i have to do it all the time- just think “what would a person with self-confidence do??” and act accordingly (srs)
Correct me if I’m wrong, but it seems like an important key to this is not being/seeming pissed off. Like if she is all like “Eh, no” you shouldn’t be all “FINE, FUCK YOU SLUT. YOU FAT WHORE” because that makes you seem like a loser, but if you stay posi and you’re like “Alright, cool, see you later” then it seems like you don’t need her and that she is the one losing something since it didn’t affect your life at all.
You’ve got the right idea, bro. I have gotten laid almost by accident by not giving a fuck.
I have been so drunk/done so much dex that I actually didn’t give a fuck and have been laid by accident by sincerely ingoring people. Super irritating if you actually hate someone and you wind up banging them.
A+ This should be an instinct – and not just with bishes. Works everywhere – srs fact.
Ladies always know whether they’re going to/want to fuck a dude or not. Word to the wise if a lady ever says ‘no’ it’s because she doesn’t want to fuck you…EVER.
You’re totes right about paying attention to a girl though, if you were to have a chance at taking it to penetration station buy her a drink and pay her compliments. Basically treat her like a half tard and she might throw a pity bone your way or take some sort of liking to you aka the attention.
“Doesn’t matter what you look like as long as you are older and act like a douche.”
So much truth. I’m 25, 6′, 250 lbs with a lot of underlying muscle, and I bang tiny little scene 18 year olds regularly. The trick really is to be a douchebag to them.