Due to popular demand (srs), I am thinking about doing a sex/relationship advice column here on SYWH. Is this something you would be interested in??? Here’s the first question, via my Tumblr:
Anonymous asked: Hypothetical: You up in da club, throwin’ hella dance moves and you start to move in on a honey. You think it’s goin’ well, but when you try to slam dat sickness, she says no for some reason or another. Maybe she only dates brothers? Whatever. So the question is, what is the alpha thing to do if you get rejected for something unavoidable?
The most important thing is to never make it appear like you give a fuck. Personally I would have been spending some time creeping on a Plan B the whole night in case a situation like this came up. That way, when she says no, you just say “word, have fun, hit me up later!” and start grinding on your plan B. There is a high likelihood she will get jealous that another girl is getting attention and fuck you just to spite the other girl- and even if she doesn’t, it will make it easier to bang her next time you see her.
Wanna smash this? Me too– but before you tell her how hot she is, think about how much she hates her dad, and how much she craves the validation of older males! You can’t give her what she wants right off the bat! All you need to do is treat her like shit, feed her some alcohol/cocaine and you could very well PIITB on the first date (srs). Doesn’t matter what you look like as long as you are older and act like a douche.
Plus, if you have been denying her attention all night, she is much less likely to bail in the first place. You see, attention is to girls what sex is to guys: their whole reason for existence. In the same way as you might “nail n bail,” a girl is likely to peace out as soon as she realizes that she has you on the hook and can get attention from you whenever she wants.