There are few things more lulzy than when teenage girls with low-self esteem take music way too seriously. I mean, even on my best day I couldn’t come up with something as amazing as “I was going to kill myself until Yellowcard came on my iPod”! If you think that’s as funny as I do, you will love Band Confessions, which is a Tumblr where girls put hilarious, angsty “confessions” over pictures of bands who make their little hearts go pitter-patter. For example:
I hate all those fake bitches who only like BMTH because of how Oli looks!! I’m a REAL FAN who respects him as an artist!!!
OMG how could be stab Mikey in the back like that!!!
And the body of a 12 year-old girl
You get the idea- I was so excited that I felt like I needed to contribute some of my own band confessions! Here are a couple that I made:
True story. Still love their demos and first album, though.
JESS BOWEN Y U NO LOVE ME BACK :(
Via fake sluts who have probably never PITTB and would start crying if you tried
What are your band confessions?? Do u respect Oli Sykes as an artist and a human being??? Is there anything more funny than laughing at teenage girls with low-self esteem express themselves in public forums????