The concept for “WHO IS THIS SCENEBRO” is simple: find a picture of some random kid on the internets, then make up a lulzy-yet-plausible description of who he is. For example, I might say something about how this kid is a high school senior from Dana Point, CA, is about to go to UC Santa Barbara for business administration, and is spending the summer interning at The Artery Foundation while playing a few shows with his entry-level easycore band.
“LOLOLOLOL, what a generic douchelord” we’d all say, smugly patting ourselves on the back for clowning this anonymous loser. But in this case, the scenebro gets the last laugh. You see, we don’t have to make up this scenebro’s life- he made a little documentary about how he and his bros roll.
In this video, him and his high school buddies go to Daytona Beach for spring break (spoiled, white, high school kids go on trips for spring break now), get wasted, and make out with hot jailbait while listening to Fight Fair (check 1:45 for the underage sl00t action). Say what you want, but this kid is living the dream as far as I am concerned. When I was 18 I was essentially homeless, girls didn’t shave their pussies, and the highlight of my summer was seeing Snapcase open for Sick Of It All and getting my heart broken by a lame girl who ended up fucking Frank from Ringworm/Hatebreed and telling me all the gory details.
U jelly of this scenebro?? Me too :(