Caption this photo, because I can’t fucking think of anything

Posted on September 18, 2011 by Sergeant D

Repeat after me: perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

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43 Responses to Caption this photo, because I can’t fucking think of anything

  1. Jermy waters says:
    September 18, 2011 at 5:18 pm

    LOL at duckface!

    Reply
  2. Fred Durst says:
    September 18, 2011 at 5:21 pm

    What the fuck is that thing in his mouth?

    Reply
  3. the comment is a spy says:
    September 18, 2011 at 5:23 pm

    Jerome. 22. Modification. No ink. Straight edge. Touche Amore.

    Reply
  4. kristian says:
    September 18, 2011 at 5:26 pm

    Errr yeh ! “Well, that Guy looks.., almost worth scrapping.” :D LoL

    Reply
  5. jondabudz says:
    September 18, 2011 at 5:28 pm

    Fucking gross

    Reply
  6. Balls deep in tumblr pussy says:
    September 18, 2011 at 5:32 pm

    Preston. 17. Modified. Defeater. Man Overboard. Trying to find my place.

    Reply
  7. cgrind says:
    September 18, 2011 at 5:35 pm

    would smash. with a hammer

    Reply
  8. DJ DM says:
    September 18, 2011 at 5:47 pm

    somebody just go ahead and kill this waste

    Reply
  9. DarthZedd says:
    September 18, 2011 at 5:56 pm

    Lookin fly as fuk cuz.

    Reply
  10. Austin Nutter says:
    September 18, 2011 at 6:11 pm

    John. 19. Straigh edge. Deathcore singer. Parents don’t get me.

    Reply
  11. Atomic Dingo says:
    September 18, 2011 at 6:20 pm

    Micah. 20. Straight Edge. Hardcore vocalist. Vegan. Bi.

    Reply
  12. WordstreetDawg says:
    September 18, 2011 at 6:34 pm

    Djumbei. 23. Last of the Aborigines. Text it.

    Reply
  13. HERMAN says:
    September 18, 2011 at 6:42 pm

    Tree Man, Jr. 24. Straight Edge. Vegan. Sex positive. Rare skin disease slowly turning me into a tree. Just trying to find my place.

    Reply
  14. Save Parker says:
    September 18, 2011 at 6:59 pm

    When all those suburban kids come home with gauges for the first time, this what every parent sees walking through the door.

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    • T-Bone says:
      September 19, 2011 at 5:21 pm

      A lifetime of having to support their underemployed son or daughter.

      “Honey, we’re going to have to put off retirement for another 10 years, Timmy just got plugs and a neck tattoo”

      Reply
  15. Walker says:
    September 18, 2011 at 7:05 pm

    When I first saw that I was all “oh that guys face is covered in bees, I’ve seen that before.” and then I was all “I wonder what he looks like without the piercings?

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  16. Adam says:
    September 18, 2011 at 7:19 pm

    ‘Nom nom nom, how good are Oreos?!’

    Reply
  17. Anonymous says:
    September 18, 2011 at 7:55 pm

    so beta

    Reply
  18. Ada says:
    September 18, 2011 at 8:21 pm

    not sure which is piercings and which is acne

    Reply
  19. ge5undhe17 says:
    September 18, 2011 at 9:50 pm

    Unca Donald?

    Reply
  20. Shawnyouwillhate says:
    September 18, 2011 at 10:06 pm

    ‘just trying to out-horse Trace Cyrus’

    Reply
  21. satansbaker says:
    September 18, 2011 at 10:49 pm

    I’ll show everyone who picked on me in middle school! Whos cool now bitches?

    Reply
  22. TroySpelledWrong says:
    September 19, 2011 at 2:36 am

    “Get in there now before I shove a fucking magnet down your throat and watch your face implode.”

    The Thick Of It <3

    Reply
  23. Ghost says:
    September 19, 2011 at 1:18 pm

    I thought those were bees all over his face at first.

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  24. cougar party says:
    September 19, 2011 at 1:21 pm

    I would bet that every single one of these people will come to the realization that they would gladly trade their fucked-up, pierced face for a chance to just have it go back to normal.

    Reply
  25. neon fritata says:
    September 19, 2011 at 3:06 pm

    Tetsuo?

    Reply
  26. Taytex says:
    September 19, 2011 at 3:53 pm

    Mike. 19. Body mods. Dimmu Borgir. Tweety Bird.

    Reply
  27. KIR says:
    September 19, 2011 at 4:16 pm

    Unemployable

    Reply
  28. T-Bone says:
    September 19, 2011 at 5:24 pm

    Internal dialogue:
    “LOOK AT ME! Everybody look at me! Give me the attention my parents never would!”

    Response anytime somebody gives him more than a passing glance:
    “Hey what the fuck are you looking at asshole”

    Reply
  29. Seth says:
    September 20, 2011 at 2:59 pm

    Rumored to be the inspiration of “Lips of an Angel” by Hinder.

    Reply
  30. guillo says:
    September 20, 2011 at 11:33 pm

    i wanna see a vid of him talking

    Reply
  31. Anonymous says:
    September 21, 2011 at 1:06 am

    Dude is mad at his dad.

    Reply
  32. Anonymous says:
    September 21, 2011 at 2:17 am

    “Um, actually it’s very traditional in other cultures to get piercings. Maybe you should, like, read a book?”

    Reply
  33. hosscatjosh says:
    October 1, 2011 at 2:18 pm

    “I don’t know about you guys but I can sure eat the shit out of some pussy with this duckface.”

    Reply

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