Caption this photo, because I can’t fucking think of anything

Repeat after me: perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

About Sergeant D

I was like yeah ok whatever
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43 Responses to Caption this photo, because I can’t fucking think of anything

  1. Jermy waters says:

    LOL at duckface!

  2. Fred Durst says:

    What the fuck is that thing in his mouth?

  3. the comment is a spy says:

    Jerome. 22. Modification. No ink. Straight edge. Touche Amore.

  4. kristian says:

    Errr yeh ! “Well, that Guy looks.., almost worth scrapping.” :D LoL

  5. jondabudz says:

    Fucking gross

  6. Balls deep in tumblr pussy says:

    Preston. 17. Modified. Defeater. Man Overboard. Trying to find my place.

  7. cgrind says:

    would smash. with a hammer

  8. DJ DM says:

    somebody just go ahead and kill this waste

  9. DarthZedd says:

    Lookin fly as fuk cuz.

  10. Austin Nutter says:

    John. 19. Straigh edge. Deathcore singer. Parents don’t get me.

  11. Atomic Dingo says:

    Micah. 20. Straight Edge. Hardcore vocalist. Vegan. Bi.

  12. WordstreetDawg says:

    Djumbei. 23. Last of the Aborigines. Text it.

  13. HERMAN says:

    Tree Man, Jr. 24. Straight Edge. Vegan. Sex positive. Rare skin disease slowly turning me into a tree. Just trying to find my place.

  14. Save Parker says:

    When all those suburban kids come home with gauges for the first time, this what every parent sees walking through the door.

    • T-Bone says:

      A lifetime of having to support their underemployed son or daughter.

      “Honey, we’re going to have to put off retirement for another 10 years, Timmy just got plugs and a neck tattoo”

  15. Walker says:

    When I first saw that I was all “oh that guys face is covered in bees, I’ve seen that before.” and then I was all “I wonder what he looks like without the piercings?

  16. Adam says:

    ‘Nom nom nom, how good are Oreos?!’

  17. Anonymous says:

    so beta

  18. Ada says:

    not sure which is piercings and which is acne

  19. ge5undhe17 says:

    Unca Donald?

  20. Shawnyouwillhate says:

    ‘just trying to out-horse Trace Cyrus’

  21. satansbaker says:

    I’ll show everyone who picked on me in middle school! Whos cool now bitches?

  22. “Get in there now before I shove a fucking magnet down your throat and watch your face implode.”

    The Thick Of It <3

  23. Ghost says:

    I thought those were bees all over his face at first.

  24. cougar party says:

    I would bet that every single one of these people will come to the realization that they would gladly trade their fucked-up, pierced face for a chance to just have it go back to normal.

  25. neon fritata says:

    Tetsuo?

  26. Taytex says:

    Mike. 19. Body mods. Dimmu Borgir. Tweety Bird.

  27. KIR says:

    Unemployable

  28. T-Bone says:

    Internal dialogue:
    “LOOK AT ME! Everybody look at me! Give me the attention my parents never would!”

    Response anytime somebody gives him more than a passing glance:
    “Hey what the fuck are you looking at asshole”

  29. Seth says:

    Rumored to be the inspiration of “Lips of an Angel” by Hinder.

  30. guillo says:

    i wanna see a vid of him talking

  31. Anonymous says:

    Dude is mad at his dad.

  32. Anonymous says:

    “Um, actually it’s very traditional in other cultures to get piercings. Maybe you should, like, read a book?”

  33. hosscatjosh says:

    “I don’t know about you guys but I can sure eat the shit out of some pussy with this duckface.”

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