If you are so far behind the times that you’re still trying to put together an epic crabcore band, you’ll need to learn to crab squat. You gotta have the proper technique – just like with trancecore keyboards or trancecore cello. Fortunately, SYWH is here to help you avoid embarrassing groin tears. Here’s a nearly three-minute crabcore tutorial video by some foreigner living in a small village.
Good thing he doesn’t waste time showing us what notes to play, just spends the whole time telling us how and where “you can crabcore”. But he’s not just some weird foreigner who’s so out of touch he makes crabcore videos and wears fitted hats in fucking July 2011. He’s an innovator! Not only does he use “crabcore” as both a noun and a verb, he crabcores on top of a dumpster and on top of a garbage can! I don’t think I’ve seen that done before.
Don’t think us foreigners are completely clueless, though – whoever the other dude in this video is, he’s smart enough to hide his face in shame.
That’s the dude from Miss May I, right?
I’m just happy he’s not from my country.
Hahahaha
That is one of the most amazing videos I have ever seen
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Big shout-out to the guy who doesn’t want to be associated with this and results to wearing a guitar case on his head. This dude is key if your band’s set consists of running through the park and jumping off your parents’ garage.
The jump’s pretty impressive, though. This kid has no fear of heights and no fear of knee surgeries.
oooh my
these guys are from my country
anyway, enjoy our crabcore bands:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eZuOwBrBHo (lolz at horrible accent and price label on guitar)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77R9-YScvw8 (they even can’t write their band name right)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBOaC_QKJCc (more like overcome the shitstorm)
Lemme guess… you figured out what country this is from by the writing on the dumpsters, right?
you are correct!
what country is that
Latvia
i like when he says “kuh-nees” and “jee-tar”
central/eastern euros = never not funny
and btw, god bless the internet for showing us exactly what happens when Westerville, OH meets Latjva– how could it NOT be amazing?!
Yes. For far too long, poor foreigners all over the world have pretty much just been imitating New Yorkers or Californians. Thanks to the internet, we can now imitate ppl from Ohio too!
I do squats 3x per week. I am automatically qualified to crabcore.
D, are you from the columbus area?
no, but I live there
You live in Ohio? I thought you lived in Seattle?
i grew up in seattle, but i don’t live there anymore :(
Bummer dude! All your posts and places you talked about in the country I pictured you from a Seattle viewpoint. I live in Portland and it’s funny comparing the 2 cities: so similar but so different!
tell me about it– i definitely miss the west coast, and i will be back there soon, this time for good!
This was pretty irritating to watch. Attack Attack are fucking horrible, that crabcore shit is ridiculous. At least Miss May I and The Word Alive are listenable.
c’mon guys! :D :D I hope you understand that this video is a joke. They are making fun of Crabcore stuff.
How can you tell? Making fun of crabcore doesn’t look or sound any different than crabcore. Joke crabcore looks and sounds exactly like srs crabcore.
Or am I just too old to notice the difference anymore?
The number of views on this video doubled in less than a week since this post went up. Good job readers of SYWH!