If you are so far behind the times that you’re still trying to put together an epic crabcore band, you’ll need to learn to crab squat. You gotta have the proper technique – just like with trancecore keyboards or trancecore cello. Fortunately, SYWH is here to help you avoid embarrassing groin tears. Here’s a nearly three-minute crabcore tutorial video by some foreigner living in a small village.
Good thing he doesn’t waste time showing us what notes to play, just spends the whole time telling us how and where “you can crabcore”. But he’s not just some weird foreigner who’s so out of touch he makes crabcore videos and wears fitted hats in fucking July 2011. He’s an innovator! Not only does he use “crabcore” as both a noun and a verb, he crabcores on top of a dumpster and on top of a garbage can! I don’t think I’ve seen that done before.
Don’t think us foreigners are completely clueless, though – whoever the other dude in this video is, he’s smart enough to hide his face in shame.