Screenshot of some generic Tumblrbro’s blog– literally could not have chosen a lulzier combination of elements:
- Trendy, over-hyped hipster hardcore band merch
- Shitty fan art based on trendy, over-hyped streetwear brand (extra laffs in that whoever drew it didn’t even get the Supreme logo right)
- Stupid “artsy” background photo
- 14 year old with 2007-style Myspace swoop hair in a Suiside Silence basketball jersey. Pretty sure this is not actually the owner of the blog, which means either a) the blog owner is a girl, and he is some guy who makes her clit throb or b) the owner is a guy, and he used that pic because he thought it make tumblrsluts’ clits throb and therefore make him tumblrfamous. Either way ELL OH ELL.
My guess about the blog owner is that s/he is transitioning out of his mallcore phase and into her/his tr00 hardcore phase, which will turn into her/his indie rock phase, which will turn into her/his ikeacore/cooldad phase which will then turn into every other stupid white person with a normal dumb job aka real life.
Thanks to Mazzocchi for the link!