There are few things more awesome than when readers come up with ideas for funny stuff that picks up where we left off, only they do it better than we did. For example, a new Tumblr called HONEST BAND CONFESSIONS, from reader Autodidact. Imagine band confessions, only if they were written by someone with functioning eardrums and a brain that wasn’t clouded by the rushing hormones of a teenage fangirl. In his words, “Music saves lives, but sometimes it just provokes indifference and a “s’all right I guess…”‘
A few selections:
<3 u Anthony but I’m sure you can understand the confusion
Like I said before, I liked them when they were ignorant, homophobic, misogynist assholes, but then they started listening to jazz and have been permanently on their phaggy time
I wear a Muse shirt to the gym sometimes, but only because my friend who designed it gave me one for free. It smells really bad now and I should probably throw it away.
I was going to say “Simple Plan = the Canadian Sum 41,” but well… can anyone else think of a distinguishing feature about them? I’m at a loss here…
Please note, the butthurt comment on this one is from a 16 year-old GUY whose description says he is ‘fluent in sarcasm.’ O RLY??
My submission- although I have not actually taken the time to listen to JFAC in a couple years so who knows, maybe they are good again, you tell me! Mirin the house shoes on the guy on the right, though.
cool story bro. Saw it on Tumblr already.
uhhhh, cool story bro.
being a teenage girl that can use memes on the internet must be pretty fun
I was laughing really hard… and then I saw A7X and was like FFFFFFFFUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
me too lawl. all albums are great….except the last one they put out. jeez what a nightmare…
Meh I agree that their first three are there best… but Nightmare is at least better than their self titled I mean Dear God some songs on that album… ;)
I’m not angry at the Avenged Sevenfold one. I’m a big fan of them, but I realize everyone’s gonna have an opinion. I’ll confess that I fasted for a week when The Rev died.:’(
I highly back this, gonna submit a few maybe.
And weird how both sites are on Craig Owen’s dick.
haha I thought the same thing! my version would have been “their music is just ok, so i assume their fans are girls who want to eff craig”
Huge improvement.
Dude, I used to fucking love Simple Plan. “Still Not Gettin’ Any” was full of my jamz in… like… fourth grade.
Also, you’re completely right about JFAC– Doom>>>everything else they’ve done.
wrong wrong wrong …..
Preciate the plug brah! The amount of butthurt comments I got from that sevenfold pic is so lulzy
That alone make this all worth it. Awesome.
who is the second band?
+1
Sorry I don’t know what they look like in every photo with their eyes blocked out. Man, I’m such a loser.
Oh shit sorry dude. I didn’t meant it like that. I have been listening to how important hese guys are supposed to be for 20 yrs and got excited that someone didn’t recognize them.
I think it’s Brutal Truth. I still like their stuff. /:
Beastie Boys
Anyone who claims to be ‘fluent in sarcasm’ is usually A) really bad at sarcasm, and B) pathetic
Also this is a great tumblr, it’s really funny!
Condensed my entire B-Boys post into 4 blurbs. A+++++!
Isn’t Sum-41 from Canada too?