There are few things more awesome than when readers come up with ideas for funny stuff that picks up where we left off, only they do it better than we did. For example, a new Tumblr called HONEST BAND CONFESSIONS, from reader Autodidact. Imagine band confessions, only if they were written by someone with functioning eardrums and a brain that wasn’t clouded by the rushing hormones of a teenage fangirl. In his words, “Music saves lives, but sometimes it just provokes indifference and a “s’all right I guess…”‘
A few selections:
<3 u Anthony but I’m sure you can understand the confusion
Like I said before, I liked them when they were ignorant, homophobic, misogynist assholes, but then they started listening to jazz and have been permanently on their phaggy time
I wear a Muse shirt to the gym sometimes, but only because my friend who designed it gave me one for free. It smells really bad now and I should probably throw it away.
I was going to say “Simple Plan = the Canadian Sum 41,” but well… can anyone else think of a distinguishing feature about them? I’m at a loss here…
Please note, the butthurt comment on this one is from a 16 year-old GUY whose description says he is ‘fluent in sarcasm.’ O RLY??
My submission- although I have not actually taken the time to listen to JFAC in a couple years so who knows, maybe they are good again, you tell me! Mirin the house shoes on the guy on the right, though.