http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJgC90k1dHo
A couple people have linked me to this amazing video by some Australian band called ENDWORLD. I have no idea who they are, but from what I can tell they saw the Defiler “Cryomancer” video and tried to copy it as closely as possible, with hilarious results. My notes:
- The intro, which is so poorly-done I had to watch it like 3 times to make sense of it… They are hanging out at the Aussie equivalent of In N Out/Dairy Queen, then he gets a text from “Rachelle <3″ and is all “OMG brahs I’ve got girl drama I’m so sick of this shit I need to write a song to get it off my chest”
- Their version of “I wanna see you cry, bitch” is “You are a scum slut” lolololol
- Is “playing by a muddy creek next to that junkyard by your uncle’s house” the new “playing in a grassy field”? Imagine what people driving by must have thought… “Why are those kids jumping around with guitars next to the stream?? Are they OK?”
- The singer is wearing a Pierce The Veil hoodie in the intro, then a PTV shirt in the performance part
- The towel around the bassist’s neck!! For those of you who are not from the US or don’t watch rap videos, poor black people here often walk around with a towel draped over their neck in the summer (I’m not sure why). But they make sure it’s always a crispy, new white towel, not “hey mom, I’m gonna grab one of the towels from the downstairs bathroom for our video shoot.”
- Are their guitars even in tune??
- The two-step part at 1:05 is actually kinda good
- LOL @ how the drummer is barely touching his drums. Also his Escapist Clothing “PURE HATE” shirt, the same people who brought you “SLUT SMASHER.”
Looking forward to see what these guys come up with next, they’re the kind of band that I always love to have around because the posts pretty much write themselves!
fuck! this is hilarious! Still not sure if this is real or a just a joke
Upgrade drummer comment to “everything this bro does.”
This makes me ashamed to live in the country next to Australia tbh.
I just noticed he has TWO china cymbals, too
I’m surprised he doesn’t has some cymbals that aren’t china’s. When is one of these bands going to get a china hi-hat?
lolololol china hi-hat
0:47 is the best, the drummer needs to watch some attack attack vids or something, because his heart is really not into this whole rocking out thing.
Cant believe you didn’t mention the lulzy Australian vocals, particularly around 1:20
I like how the bassist is using a 4-string in a 7-string band. He probably realized he’s only gonna use two strings anyway and didn’t wanna pay for an extra string.
The vocalist sounded like he was vomiting while trying to imitate Corpsegrinder when he did the pre-big breakdown thing.
This is just too much to even comprehend. I don’t even know where to start with this……just…….wow…..
guitarists might as well get a 2 x 4, nail a bass string onto it, and they now got themselves an extra heavy br00talzmang instrument.
chugga…..chug chugchugga……
Lulzy. but at least its bad aussie vox and not faux American like a shitload of other bands from Aus do
I don’t think there are words to describe how pathetic I thought this was.
What is this I don’t even…
I suspect I have a few friends who legitimately like this band and may have even attended some of their shows.
This is actually one of the best deathcore videos I’ve ever seen. Since I dislike deathcore musically, the only way I can enjoy it is for comedic value, which this delivers.
Gees, I sound like a hipster. “I only like this band ironically”.
hipster deathcore?
What’s funny is that the breakdown at the end will wind up on plenty of 14 year old’s “Top ten most brutal deathcore breakdowns” videos.
everything about this band is terrible, absolutely terrible
As an Australian, and a heavy music fan, I am ashamed. This is truly horrendous, and I can assure all the SYWH readers that no one in Australia knows who this is hahaha…
I hang my head in shame…
Not true brah I have overheard cunts talking about Endworld
Actually I just googled them and surprisingly they have a following…
Actually I just googled them and surprisingly they have a following… *scratches head*
People all over Australia have been speaking about them. As a laughing stock of course.
>implying people don’t actually like this crap
Also check out Tomb Of Doom for some five star wiggercore
Tomb’s singer is a black guy though so it’s ok.
Is that a Texan’s hat? What the fuck is happening? Also tagged as 18 year olds who think they are hard because they spent their graduation money at the tattoo shop.
I feel ashamed to be Australian.
Same here… WTF were these guys thinking??
Vocallist kinda sounds like the dude from BORN FROM PAIN a couple times. The part at 0:47 is the weakest thing I’ve ever seen, looks like they actually spliced in the same cymbal whacking footage twice.
NO! FUCK YOU MOM!! YOU PROMISED YOU AND GRANDMA WOULD CHIP IN TOGETHER SO I COULD FINISH MY NECK PEICE FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!
A+
If you knew this enough, you’d know that an Australia would use the word “mum” instead of “mom”.
… just saying :)
An Australia?
Man I cannot get over how not into it the drummer is. Had to watch that drum solo at 0.47 a few times.
He also looks like he’s about to cry.
video isn’t even on time in some parts, most noticeably the drum break at 1:36. meng when are kids gonna realize how much of a joke they look like when they don’t take the time to actually fine tune a video.
Sounds like some pretty lolzy bay area bands that my old post-hardcore band(granted we were pretty bad and lolzy too haha) used to play with. The bay area’s local scene is a bit of a joke. Only a few good bands imo
posthardcore is a joke
“lolzy”
The lead singer is mirin the drummer’s dog tags (?) at the beginning.
You know that things aren’t okay when you are promoted as the lesser version of DEFILER! Scum slut rofl,
that awkward moment when the drummer whos not really even into to it’s ears jiggle as he fakes playing drums…
These kids really need to practice a little more being that this is probably the only way they could make a living due to poor neck tat/streched lobe decisions. Will the kids that choose extreme body modifications when they are 17, be the next generation of “that guy you went to high school with who still works at that same subway”?
also :33 “I can see right through your pussy”?
They are even worse live.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osq-Pmb8g3s&feature=related
That is just embarrassing. I love the 4 dude pile on. lololololol
Just found a band you shpuld chec out sarge, from us to sunset, its kinda wierd.
These guys are surprisingly creative for a deathcore band.
I am ashamed to say im from australia after watching this. This song contains the only gang vocals i dont like. Sarg is right that the vid pretty much writes a post by itself
Needs more boomerangs, the whole Australian thing isn’t very believable
I love me some bad aussie vocals.
why is this band getting so much hate?? They are amazing!!! Thanks for the find!
THAT DRUMMER. OH MY GOD. I AM DYING. He looks so goddamn unenthused!
:O
im not seeing the towel around the bass players neck, i think its just the hood from his sweatshirt
Yeah the guitars sound terribly out of tune, but it gives it a unique yet shitty sound that I kinda enjoy. I guess I’m trying to say it’s so bad that it’s good.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osq-Pmb8g3s&feature=related
them live, actaully enjoyed
Funny how both this band and Defiler use drop G# on 7 strings with terrible production quality.
I thought Defiler had the money for triggered drums and everything?
Yeah, I’ve seen these guys live at least twice, both times drunk off my face and they pretty much just bleed together with all the other shitty Destroy All Lines-y bands that play at the clubs I go to. I do remember YOU ARE A SCUM SLUT.
Also mirin the one girl at the beginning of the video.
I reckon everyone needs to watch this http://youtube/ddwmcnLJYks not Aussie Deathcore but equally if not more lulzy
Ahhh australia why are we so good at everything, putting every other deathcore band to shame with this video!! take that Defiler, you though your video was brutal as fuck but your band didnt risk getting wet while playing did they
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Each member of this band is suffering from a debilitating case of brain diarrhea.
Had never seen the Defiler “Cryomancer” video before, so I had to watch it for background. And I thought the Defiler drummer hit like uninterested baby?!?
Holy shit, give the drummer some lines because he looks like he’s about to fall asleep from boredom. He makes the drummer from Defiler look like Dave Lombardo.
the drummers plugs have not been mentioned….
dude, please , please do something on equally shit Australian bands such as I KILLED THE PROM QUEEN, DEEZ NUTS, JACK THE GIANT KILLER.. Oz is a breeding ground for this regretcore shite!!! Ps Nice work!
Except this band is about a million times worse than any of the ones you listed.
I am a girl from Australia and I would like to point out that not all Aussie bands are this bad- unfortunately when a band this up themselves take themselves too seriously even though they make TERRIBLE music, this is the result. Also, the vocalist is rather well known for his womanizing and attempts to get with girls who already have boyfriends- ironic, don’t you think?
post n00dz
he does have a compelling argument i think you should post noodz
“I am a girl” Your futile baiting shant work here, she-devil.
Hard lol @ she-devil!
Thankyou Sarg,
Oh the nights i have spent dreaming of a local version of you to bring the real talk.
But this article is 1up on that.
Weekly Aussie scene review please?
BOGANxCORE
i would support this genre wholeheartedly!
oh, and what about ABOxCORE???
Defiler are terrible as it is, the fact that a ‘bad version’ of them exists is an assault on the senses.
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Check isanyoneup, every single member is on there.
which one has the biggest hammer. pls rspnd.