Oh god where do I even start with this one…. There are few things more embarrassing than when a band tries to “act really professional” when they are just a bunch of losers who practice in a garage, and this is easily one of the most embarrassing examples I have ever come across. I currently have the video paused at :07 in and there are like five hilarious things already. In no particular order:
- Worst VERB THE NOUN band name ever
- Where is this filmed? It seriously looks like the parking lot of a print shop one of theirĀ dads probably works at. They couldn’t find a grassy field???
- The random 8 year-old kids standing around in the weeds watching, probably thinking “I don’t know exactly what ‘fggt’ means but I have a feeling it is this.” Also, how they keep cutting back to these kids.
- The little “mosh platform” set up in the gravel
- Everything about the guy in the checkered shorts, especially his jogging in place at :45
- The practice amps on the “drum riser”
- Dorky voice that says “I’ll slaughter your fucking face” at :54, followed by gang vocals that say “COVENANT BITCH” at 1:06 (wat?!). File under “lines we came up with because we thought they’d look sweet on the back of a shirt in Impact”
- Stonerbro bassist in a Sublime shirt– there’s one in every high school band! When you’re the only four kids in your school who are into 2003-style metalcore, you make compromises like this. “He doesn’t really have the look, but his mom got him an amp for his birthday so whatever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLSNW27P0nI
If you’re a real glutton for punishment, see how much of this Destroy The Ghost “documentary” you can sit through. It gets incredibly hard to watch around :45 when they start introducing themselves…
Metalcore just rolled over in its grave.
I would not say that, I mean, Ghonarrea can last for months.
This is too amazing for words!
Hey you. Shup.
lol @ singer 3:22 struggling to explain why he’s so unique. and why is the music so loud while they’re trying to talk?!
My favorite part is when he says he tried sports and “that didn’t really work for me”. Yeah. No shit. He looks like the last dude to get picked for any game.
Good one. Faggot.
<3 yr work Abe. you set the black man free!
Ron Weasly.
this is evidence as to why all video editing software to needs to go back to being hardware based and costing $5,000-15,000.
the democratization of speech that we get from cheap technology comes at a very high cost to the dignity of the species as a whole
martin has been ranting for years about the negative effect of desktop publishing on design….
guess its good for a laugh
Lol you say cheap equipment? For the documentary the equipment actually looks good.
Yes. Cheap. Didn’t say it wasn’t quality.
The problem is now anyone can make garbage that looks pretty good because the cost has come down so much.
Yeah I guess you could say that their Cheap african bitches are pretty high quality.
the documentary is beyond words. i thought they were from europe or something until the weird lil ginger fella said they are from missouri, which makes sense.
yeah I thought they had english accents at first, nearly had a heart attack.
They do have english accents. Cant you tell the faking is on purpose?
“what are you in this for”
i just wanna be known, get signed, a couple endorsements maybe.
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when we were 15 and in shitty bands no one cared about, we were lucky if someone even had a video camera to record a show. and we were in it for fun, it was an excuse to get together with your friends and hang out and beat small town boredom. our only aspirations were to play a show and (attempt) to get chicks. and hopefully we could book a show at the local vfw and smoke a joint after we played. god i feel ancient.
Kids suck.
spending parents money
Coming from the guy with a thumbnail of a Pokemon Character. Lol
hey raichu can murder your polywag any day of the week
You have to be retarded if you couldn’t tell that he said that in the most joking tone ever.
RRRRRRAAAAAAAGHHH
COVENANT BITCH
Every. Single. One. of these bands SUCK.
I was really hoping the kid in the far back with the red flannel would have busted his ass.
I’m not addressing you (Andrew) just everyone else on here.
I am the kid in the red flannel. This was two years ago. This was in the parking lot of a gun store that we aren’t allowed to shoot at, but it was by my house, so why not. Grass fields? Everyone and their brother does that and it sucks. The video was shot on the same night of a huge concert, so that’s why there weren’t allot of people there, the guy who shot the video used borrowed equipment, and did it all in a day. All of this was for fun, not to be serious, the whole thing in the documentary about being signed is a joke, they aren’t that cocky, and i’m not saying this just because they’re my friends, but because everyone on here sounds like they have absolutely nothing better to do than hate some people they don’t know because the video is an obvious joke. The funny thing is, they don’t even play this song anymore. They wrote a whole new album, play shows with signed bands, changed their name, and got over 1000 fans in a few weeks, 50% not even from around their whole town. It’s all about playing shows, having fun, and making music. Faggots.
he mad
He mad? Yeah you know what, What this kid wrote just completely fucking proved all of you little shit heads wrong. Go here. http://www.facebook.com/EmpiresKC and you guys tell us how “Destroy the Ghost” is doing. I know half of you are just trolling on here cause “Oh the metal scene is just one huge competition, and we have to be better than everyone else and make fun of them.” Well this band enjoys what they do and have fun doing it unlike all of you. and whoever made this blog almost 100 percent of your words are innacurate and just straight up ignorant. Arent you glad theres not post making fun of you on the internet? Yeah. Fuck you.
Arent you glad theres not post making fun of you on the internet?
Apparently does not read the internet.
>implying there is a metal scene
WHOS THE FUCKING FAGGOT NOW
Shut the fuck up, your a piece of shit for even posting this.
Oh my god lol I’m so glad I’m not the only one who makes this reference
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6’4″ 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
This makes no sense kid.
Wait, who was making fun of what?
I’m sorry, but did Destroy the Ghost already lose? Oh, that’s right. The game isn’t even over yet. In fact, it’s only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? Destroy the Ghost are still playing right now and they have been the best band in Missouri for how many years now? They’re playing one of the worst videos in the world who just happens to have a post because they’re feeding off the hilarity of playing in a parking lot. But you know what? They still fucking rule. Destroy the Ghost are one of the best fucking teams in Missouri, they went 13-3 last year and would of won the Battle of the Bands if the singer didn’t choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when Destroy the Ghost wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Destroy the Ghost just made a new band name when they needed to get one, just like they did before. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these anti-Destroy the Ghost topics because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like the band because they’re good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking bands on the board, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot out your threads now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
The drummer was like “lol my vocalist is a fag haha” in the video.
Game over man
Holy shit, post of all ages
i ā„ leppy:)
Dis nigga mad.
“obvious joke”. you can’t get off THAT easily. keep giving me more reason to laugh.
I thought they didn’t play sports? How did they go 13-3? is metalcore a sport now? If so, I would like start a team.
I understand you are talking about some battle of the bands garbage, and I don’t care.
Hi. I’m a regular poster bro. http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/index.php?title=/sp/&oldid=245504#Chargers_Copypasta
oh. my bad. I need to bone up on my trolling knowledge.
I’m still going to start a 30+ metalcore sports team.
I’d like to get a job at rise records where I could just sit in a desk chair and read emails from bands like this everyday. There would be so many lulz all the time.
http://www.facebook.com/EmpiresKC
lol @ not even using their own songs for the documentary of their band
Lol @ they used most of their EP.
Where can I buy their EP?
Heres the whole think dude. http://www.mediafire.com/?eb9o9zk946bb8vu
That is a mediafire link. I asked where I can buy the album.
It’s no scum slut, but still lulzy.
3….2….
until one of the members finds this post and tries to defend the band….
Truth be told, they’re all just laughing because it was so long ago. One of them might even come on here and say “Yeah, this band sucks donkey dick.”
It was posted literally earlier this year.
This just reminds me that somewhere lurks the horrid video of my high school blues rock band.
It’s gotta be better than this dreck, or any other metalcore garbage out there. Man, this shit SUCKS.
had to stop after the drummer said he was in the band to “make a difference”. wow, just wow
wow wow just wow. WOAH. wow. Holly fucking wow. Oh wow. woah dude, wow.
Fuck you.
epic comeback bro
You must be the drummer. HI!!!!
this is embarrassing for you, isn’t it
Thank god my dorky friends and I didn’t have this kind of access to technology when i was a 14 year old from a small ass town in a cover band butchering Slayer/Megadeth/Metallica songs. lol at the fake brit accent in the documentary.
Yeah im glad, no one needs to see your god damn Slay Megadeth Metallica covers. lmfao. GO AWAY KID.
Hey brah the year 2005 called and they wanted their metalcore back.
The crab mosh parts are the most epic things in this video.
http://www.facebook.com/EmpiresKC
Go there, Im sure its “2011″ enough for you.
its not as lulzy as destroy the ghost but its still the most mediocre thing i’ve heard all year
We call that “medio-core”. It’s very popular in Missouri.
Sarge, you’re doing a great service. These kids need to learn the ere of their ways, so they don’t go on to lead a life of regretcore.
Oh and 1:26 and onwards is a blatant Parkway Drive riff rip-off. Even the breakdown before is straight from “Romance is Dead”…just savage
At the spoken part all I could hear was “so cry me a fuckin river”, they even say “bitch” shortly after.
Only it says “Ill slaughter your fucking face” Lol you should probably get that checked out.
Only that’s the line from Romance is Dead. :( Following a conversation can be hard bro, I understand.
Feigning casual disinterest when asked what genre you play = very pro
lololol YES
I bet more than one member is/was in high school show choir, kids in show choir/theater have an inflated sense of self worth.
Why are they playing a Stick To Your Guns song in the background while they’re introducing themselves? Shouldn’t they be playing their own music? Maybe they’re so derivative they accidentally wrote a song that is a note-for-note copy of a STYG song without realizing it.
Holy shit, are they talking about companies they want to be endorsed by? Wow, let me go get my coat, I’m heading up to Independence, Missouri to smack a bitch. Why would you want to be endorsed by Schecter anyway if you had a choice? I think Henry Rollins was the one who said “that’s like getting into your parent’s liquor cabinet and only stealing the light beer.”
“Going to missouri to smake a bitch”
Good Idea, you fuck. lol This video was made more than 2 years ago and they are completely different now.
good call on the drama nerd, inflated sense of self-worth thing– this reeks of kids who think they are famous because they were the teacher’s pet in 8th grade choir
“…kids who think they are famous because they were the teacherās pet in 8th grade choir”
AKA THE WORST TYPE OF PERSON.
whites
Worst type of person.
What does this even mean? lol
Your a fuck.
Luv u 2, bra
SMH to how they can’t even define what kind of music they play when asked on their OWN documentary. The second hand embarrassment I feel is suffocating me.
Endworld, Make Me Famous, and Destroy The Ghost tour. Wut du u think?
the amount of out-of-synch jogging in place would be mindbottling!!
With all the jogging in place and martial arts acrobatics, it would make a great substitute for traditional gyms!
^^^^Eggzackly
COVENANT BITCH gave me one of the biggest laffs i’ve had all week.
their movements are weirdly lethargic. i’d think they’d have more energy for a video shoot.
This songs obviously about halo reach. But I guess those shout outs would make too much sense in that case.
>2011
>saying shout outs when you mean mosh calls or gang vox
I seriously hope you guys don’t do this.
its cute that they take turns standing on that wobbly cardboard box. i bet they made laminint’s for this video shoot.
“sorry man i can’t let you past the driveway, that’s VIP only”
Its made of wood. Obviously.
man that guy sounds so unconvincing when he says “i’ll slaughter your fucking face”. notice how i didn’t add an exclamation mark, because IT WASN’T EVEN EXCLAIMED.
LOLOLOL did anyone see their other music video? looks like they actually went IN to the warehouse for this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzO8mnoTA7E
my favorite part is the director’s credits at the beginning
Is that a drum computer I’m hearing? Riffs aren’t really that bad sometimes though.
Everyone that records nowadays uses fake drums, Faggot.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DYING! “DON’T U FAGGOTS LIKE TRIGGERS? U CAN’T SLAM THAT SICKNESS WITHOUT TRIGGERS!”
everyone who sucks at drums…
Yeah… like the gravity blast cheating faggots…
Nobody believes you are actually a SYWH poster bro.
This was my old band and I’m not even ashamed lmao I love that everyone is bombing on this because it IS fucking horrible. Im just happy this made your guys day! Oh none of us were in choir.
You’re a good sport.
Everybody go like my band, As I Lay Dying. Because i’m totally in it.
LIKE
it looks like your new band is pretty much the same people with a different name. now that you sound like an emmure rip off, will you guys be doing whitechapel next?
Lol Emmure? Really? now you guys are just making up stupid reasons to hate them. You jelly bro?
I like the “Your Band Sucks” and some shit about hipsters on their shirts. They all look like they’re still in Jr. High, do they know any hipsters? Do they know anyone else in a band? Are there even any people in Missouri to listen to a local band?
Questions!
Old? These videos were posted 7 months ago…
Film grain filter = edgy.
I have a high tolerance for crappy metalcore and deathcore but this is pretty bad. And the music video is absolutely hilarious. This is the second one with a drummer who doesn’t care in the last couple of days.
I love how everyone sits at home talking shit on a local band. do you think whiechapel, parkway, ADTR, emmure just got on stage and was just that good? dont think so, eveyone has to start some where and sitting at your computer desk talking shit beacuase you cant start your own shity band cause you dont have friends is cool then count me in!
So in case you havent noticed Ive been that guy typing random facts thoughout this blog. But for your words I say, you are highly respected and has the better mind of anyone on this fucking post.
watch the Parkway DVD, they actually WERE that good their first show
I DISAGREE WITH THIS OPINION.
I got nothing else to say except
I’LL SLAUGHTER YOUR FUCKING RIVER, (COVENANT) BITCH
Sorry to inform you but everyone cant be like Parkway Drive. Unless you Slab?
Hatebreed were good at their first show. I was good at my first show.
Are you non-ironically using Emmure as a standard for quality?
I am literally dying, these comments are like a years worth of SYWH material.
no, they didn’t get up on a stage and were “good”, cause they never were.
The fag in the Vans hoodie needs to stop 2 stepping. Loving those metalcore taps at 01:16 though.
:) Thanks.
I knew these bros in high school all of them drank Parrot Bay or fucking Stela like a bunch of bitches. They never got laid and never played sports. I remember one time I fucked the bass player’s sister in his bed and left my condom in the pillow sheet. Fucking faggots.
LOL @ kid prenteding to know them.
First off this band has two man whores in it.
THey drink straight vodka. Like not even mixing just vodka straight. Ive partied with these kids. Its funny as hell. And if you fucked the bassists sister then well man, im sorry to tell you that the girl is only 1 year and 3 months. :P so good job on that one. And obviously they never played sports. They are in a band?
Your argument is completely invalid. Go fucking troll somewhere else.
straight up vodka — NOT EVEN MIXED
I drank a straight up beer once. STRAIGHT UP.
Exactly.
cause you can’t totally play in a band and play sports at the same time. 1 thing at a time or our brains will xplode pls.
lrn2beAlphabro
gang vocals that say āCOVENANT BITCHā at 1:06 (wat?!).
I’m going to deeply pray that this is a weird Halo reference. I fuckin’ hate those dude too!
hahaha exactly what i was thinking
I only play Japanese games so I don’t get any of these Western game references :(
wait! i just realized the song is called REACH!!!
HOLY FUCK THIS SHIT IS ABOUT HALO BAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!!!!!!!
i didnt think it could get anymore lulzy…
Yeah? I guess its funny to write songs about halo?
I think Destroy The Ghost is a pretty cool guy. eh drinks the vodka straight and afraids of mixing.
Yepp Halo reference considering the rest of the song is about halo. Listen?
so is destroy the ghost about that ghey little purple ship you fly around in that game?
there needs to be a call of duty themed thugcore band and a final fantasy themed slam band.
actually there is a Final Fantasy slam band, from Japan naturally: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-VmT6dCtGw
hahaha nice, i figured there had to be, only natural.
so is destroy the ghost about that ghey little purple ship you fly around in that game?
It all just clicked.
In other news, getting high > playing Halo online will be featured in the next Edge Break post!
This is my old band. I think it’s so funny that you guys take this so seriously and have nothing better then to talk shit. And yes I know we were awful, looked retarded, and have ridiculous pipe dreams. I’m not mad but just take this into consideration: We’re happy and enjoying ourselves. Are you?
And thank you for taking the time out your day to watch ALL of the videos. Sorry I forgot to sign your shirt. Contact us ASAP and we’ll send you and autographed Cd.
Yours truly,
Ron Weasley.
OMG JESS BOWENS HUSBAND?????
1 point to Griffendor!
Seriously, Can you get me Hermione’s number?
I’m happy and enjoying myself laughing at your band’s old videos.
Old bands Videos*
Mind Fucking America One Day At A Time ;)
Hahah Dude we are so famous.
Destroy The Ghost is full of talent less retards
Go damnit Destroy the Ghost is so famous. I honestly wish we kept the name JUST CAUSE OF THIS.
hey to you guys in empires, your fucking stupid. you dont ask people to donate on your facebook you make a kickstarter. get with the program
Ha! ā This Guy?
You’re*
They aren’t asking they have it as an option.
woops, thanks man.
Since you’re correcting “you’re and your”, can you please go through and correct all of your friend’s you’res and yours as well?
Maybe later, but seeing as how most of the bad graymmaor and speeeelling is cuming frum teh hate cooomnents, then why bother?
You’re*
This all makes me miss Fort O.
Despite what all others think, in my opinion, this band has talent, ambition, and testicles of solid fucking Iridium. After all, it takes a lot to put yourselves out there, and show off your skills, knowing no one may notice, or care. They did, and luckily for them, it’s paying off. You people, though? Have fun sitting in your parents basements, playing CoD and fapping to pictures of Jessica Alba’s side boob.
Oh, and don’t bother calling me a faggot, as it would be rather redundant.
if this was metalsucks than that basement dweller comment would make sense.
Lol @ Band dude who likes band that wrote a song about Halo calls other people dorks
>1000 likes on Facebook
>paying off
I don’t think so Tim.
“show off your skills”
1 string. they use one string. LOLAWESOMESKILLSBRO
and why do people always use the “uliveinurparentsbasement” ‘insult’? all you kids know how to say? “fckufggt fckoff”. ow that hurt mang. rage moar pl0x
most entertaining comments evar!
Lmao agreed. As if the video wasn’t awesome enough!
you guys are just jealous faggots. this post was made like 10 hours ago. no one even cares about it anymore. it was just brohs trying to have fun and laugh at some jerks. i hope your moms basement doesn’t leak.
un threade classique!
12 years olds whining to a site full of old men and scene sluts for making fun of their video = never not funny. What “jerks” are you “brohs” laughing at in this vid brah?
so jealous of palm muting the open string through out the entire song. oh yeah…
Straight up vodka NOT EVEN MIXED. Iwant that on an impact font shirt, but it has to be a foil shirt. Also I wish I could live in this site
It said vodka straight. Why is everyone mixing up his words?
Everyone up words his mixing straight vodka?
I love hate :) at least everyone learned what not to do in a music video.
facebook.com/empireskc
Destroy The Shithole=best/worst Verb The Noun name ever simutaniously.
NOT EVEN MIXED.
NOT EVEN FUCKING MIXED.
My boyfriend is the lead guitarist. awkward.
LOL.
…I definitely didnt write this
disregard that last comment, i suck dix
GOD DAMNIT.
GOD DAMNIT I WANT TO SUX DIX RITE NAO
You guys should see them live though. They really are amazing. No matter how bad that music video is they definantly have gotten better and put on a hell of a show.
EMPIRES FOREVER. :D
http://www.facebook.com/EmpiresKC
GO listen to their new stuff. Its quite amazing.
Thanks dude. Fuck all these people.
This is so lulzy it’s deserving of its own post. Which one of your moms financed the recording of these terrible atrocities against metalcore? Does she pack your lunches before practice?
Dude, I worked for the money to do this album. Fuck off if you wanna say we didnt work for what we have.
Did you spend your summers mowing your uncle’s lawn to afford the sweets triggered drums? Carhopping at the Sonic? Life’s tough bro! Keep your head up!
Dude im turning 20 years old…I worked at a grocery store where i paid for my own rent and bought my own things? What do you know?
The big TWO-OH, keep that head up bro! Maybe your mom will let you pay for your own car insurance or finish out the payments on that Kia!
I love to see the kids staying positive! A promising career in the booming grocery store industry (hey, everybody needs food!), and an original and highly successful band with an exciting new approach to film-making! You’re on your way!
“Chance Parsons says:
September 21, 2011 at 12:43 am
Dude im turning 20 years oldā¦I worked at a grocery store where i paid for my own rent and bought my own things?”
So are you saying you did this or are you asking if you did this? I am confused?
Grammar, bro. It’s important.
I actually went to college after high school, which is probably more than you can say for yourself. Im earning my degree and no longer work at the grocery store. No one that was in destroy the ghost is mad about this. In fact many of the hateful comments are us in disguise. We dont care if you didnt like it. It was two years ago when we recorded that cd. We made both videos as inside jokes. The joke is on you guys, THERE ARE FUCKING KIDS IN THE VIDEO. If you thought we were serious…..you are fucking stupid lmao.
I still don’t understand why you would put “inside jokes” on the internet for the entire world to see, and then get all butthurt when people make joke about you.
You guys keep saying your videos were jokes, so I am going to assume you went to Clown College. Which is awesome.
There was a clown college near me, but it shutdown. Not because of lack of interest, but because they put too many clown into the workforce and there were too many clowns competing for a limited number of jobs.
We arent getting butt hurt. The people that are getting butt hurt we dont even know. We think this is super funny shit. I actually go to NWMSU. Google it….I assure you its a real place. The video was made because the guy that made the video wanted a music video for college. The entire thing is a joke. Destroy the Documentary was a project i made for an april fools day of the tv show i worked on last semester. If you ask me it sounds like you guys are the ones getting butt hurt over something I did in high school lmao
when i put lmao at the end of my posts it means that i am not super butthurt guise lmao
i’d imagine if you really didn’t care you wouldn’t be spending so much time on this site trying to explain to a bunch of random guys on the internet about your day job/college lmao
lmao i dont even care lmao
I made you a fan pic bro!
http://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt325/BigDiggerNick/grocerystore.jpg
Hey BRO. You want an autograph or something? I’ll hook just contact me BRO.
Yours Truly,
Ron Weasley
Oh shit Ron, thanks. Can you sign my fan art?
http://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt325/BigDiggerNick/quidditch.jpg
LOLing pretty hard at these kids taking a break from their CoD fanfiction site to come shit up the comments on your blog D! Your words mean so little that they must insert 2,000 of their own. They mad.
It took me like 5 minutes to write this post haha
Destroy the Ghost has the best youtube channel. Full of lulz and breakdowns.
I don’t wanna suck dix right nao. :l
*retracts dick from boxers….*
i don’t know what i want, i’m a feeble minded female who’s always attention hungry and will date anything that shows interest in me, like one of these losers. I thought guys in bands were cool, I now have regrets about that part of my life. why did i let them piitb :/
cat
im a kitty cat
and i dance dance dance
Lmao this is one of the most embarassing things i’ve seen. I’d come on here and bitch at the good Sarge too if I was, a) a massive butthurt faggot b) a humorless faggot c) a faggot in general d) in another generic metalcore band.
Backed
Backed
clearly being butthurt while repeatedly claiming no to be butthurt = NEVER NOT FUNNY
This band has went on to change they’re name to empires too bad nothing else changed… They’re still just as horrible and shitty so I laugh even harder when they say they were messing around they act the same today.
We didnt change the name. A new band was started. We play none of the same music. Everyone around KC loves the music we create and we highly respect that.
Empire/DTG Bros,
I have a hard time Identifying with kids in general, let alone white kids in missouri. You appear similar to the kids who I would clothesline in a moshpit after they spin kick me in the head for the third time. Aside from that, we likely have little in common.
Except, I dig your music.
I gotta special place for this kind of metalcore. Stuff like this helped usher me into metal (dead srs). Reminds me of The Red Death or Winter Solstice-come-Ghost of a Fallen Age. I honestly like your EP better that your new stuff (not a stupid meta joke.) Whatever, hopefully you guys get better. I don’t know how to play any kind of instrument, but I got money and time (when not deployed). I would watch you open for a band, drink beer and punch kids to your music, then buy your cd after the set.
That’s gotta count for something.
Hope you guys keep it up and suck less. Keep Up The Metal.
-Random nobody from the internet
“random nobody from the internet”
they know this, and tell themselves that they know this, but yet for some reason they still rage and scream at their computer screens because of what someone said on the internet.
“OMG WE’RE NOT FAGGOTS FUCK YOU FUCK FUCK SHIT ASS BITCH COCK PUSSY! MY VOCABULARY IS VERY LIMITEEED!”
Deploying is tough work bro. I bet you are a non combat, soft skills type that never leaves the wire, buys all the grizzly wintergreen in the px, and talks about how hard your 8 hours of work a day are (sundays are off).
Correct.
NOW I DON’T HAVE TO GO TO FAILBLOG BECAUSE I’VE ALREADY LAUGHED MY LUNGS OUT
MY LUUUNGSSS
Read the article (haven’t watched the doco yet) and thought meh, just another bunch of kids.
What I find funny is the kids now raging about this post.
I’m in a band only just stepping up from the highschool shitcore phase myself, needless to say we’ve copt a bit of hate before BUT…
If you’re in a band posting shit on the internet, playing shows, or whatever then you are putting yourself in the public eye, not everyone is going to like you, most will probably hate you. If you can’t take a bit of ‘hate’ then you shouldn’t be in a band in the first place.
Preach!
Kids need to relax and not take this site, and any comments made in it, up the but. Its all in good fun.
TWO MANWHORES! they get all da bishes
l0l @ butthurt bandfags that can’t take people not liking their band :D
NOT EVEN MIXED should be a meme.
^
Butthurt because Theres people making fun of us. Yeah, that would make too much sense for you wouldnt it?
GASP!!! There’s people making fun of you on the internet :(
feelsbadman
and i say again… clearly being butthurt while claiming not to be butthurt = NEVER NOT FUNNY
I like my demos like I like my vodka. Not even mixed.
I drink my coffee straight up, NOT EVEN MILK!
to their credit, these kids were/are way uglier than i was in high school and probably got twice the pussy for being in this band while my friends and i spent time playing ataris covers to six people. that being said, i hope each individual member’s parents die.
>implying any girls from their school did anything except make fun of them behind their backs for this shit band.
these comments are fucking hilarious! it’s always a joy when kids get butthurt and start raging. straight vodka NOT EVEN MIXED should be a fucking meme brah
also, when they started saying that they’ve moved on now and formed some new band, I thought “oh, maybe they have seen the error of their generic clichĆ© checklist music and started writing something original!”. then i went to their facebook page and hit play, and couldn’t tell the difference between the reach song and the ones on that page. fucking hell kids these days don’t have a shred of originality. GENERICORE at it’s worst.
Originality is equal to changing up a riff slightly after you rip it off of something. Music is dead, kids suck, scene is dead, blah blah blah.
And to think that you were worried about posting about slam because of the idiots that would pop up on this page with moronic comments. Guess that cherry has been popped now, this is golden!!
i sent this in! haha awesome
Lolol “they have the balls to put themselves out there” Its not hard to be in a shitty metalcore band at all. That entire song was probably written in like 2 hrs. Starting a band and doing shows in your hometown isnt hard believe me, whats hard is getting your name out.
*5 minutes.
The kid in shorts timing at 1:00 is beautiful.
LOOOOOL
When I saw that this post had 198 comments I immediately knew what happened haha. Another generic shit VERB THE NOUN band, we have too many of these in Ohio. Actually, I think there might be too many of these just about anywhere in the US. Lulz at COVENANT BITCH and having STYG dubbed over live shots of your band as if it’s your own song. It’s so obvious that they’re trying to mimic the Parkway Drive DVD (and riffs for that matter) but they aren’t half as interesting or talented. This post serves as another shining example that defending yourself on the Internet only makes things worse. What, you thought you could convince us that this wasn’t awful? NO SRSLY GUIS ITS A JOKE lmao…. not even mixed.
What band are you in?
What band are you in BRO?
y u mad tho?
hayy brohss, requested meme has been made. tell me u lyke pls?
http://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt325/BigDiggerNick/TWOMANWHORES.jpg
Peep my skillz.
http://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt325/BigDiggerNick/fakedrums.jpg
I can’t stop bro…
Lolololol the second one!
I sincerely laugh every time I open up one of these base images, who the fuck decided fisheye lenses would make these kids LESS ugly?
http://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt325/BigDiggerNick/turning20.jpg
http://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt325/BigDiggerNick/covenantbitch.jpg
No fish Eye faggot.
Are you seriously denying that the photographer used a fisheye lens? Then why do you all look like dumb bobble-head dolls?
ROFLMAO I saw this on my phone and laughed so hard on the bus, everyone was looking at me weird… faggots
You ride the bus? lmao
He’s in a big boy city for grownups. :)
Lame meme. Send me a picture of your band so i can make one ZFAG.
u mad
Yeah BRO you mad?
Was bored, made this:
http://memegenerator.net/instance/10168411
lolololol A++
I would love to see another post where D does a write up of the comments from this post
BACKED. we need a post-mortem on this
Everyone on this thread is gay except me. Fuck you, fuck DTG, fuck chance, he like dudes, and fuck ERRRONE ON THISSSSSSSSSS THREAD. Faggots.
Tosailethe?
FUCKKK. youknewmyband<3
This thread is like when you call a 17 year old kid at a party a faggot and he comes back with a dildo and fucks himself in the ass in front of you screaming “WHO’S THE FAGGOT NOW?!”
pics or it didnt happen.
If any of us ever met the guy who posted this We fucking kill him. Lmao.
I mean we honestly did all of this for fun. We enjoyed it. You guys obviously enjoy it if our views were boosted up 3000 in less than a week. Thank you all. The documentary? That was for a class project chance had to do. We see all of these pictures posted of members making fun of them in their empires Promos but we don’t get it, I thought this entire blog was about Destroy the ghost not Empires. Empires is actually good. We realize DTG sucked. Thats exactly why we started this new band. And I don’t wanna hear this “name changing” shit. We started a new band. We wrote all new songs. Not playing any old stuff. All new pictures. All new everything. We got too 1000 likes on Facebook within the span of 2 months. People liked this change. SO Empires should be out of this entire blog. This is a band of the past. So this HATE is honestly amounting to nothing. Im guessing all of you faggots are in a band yourself, and I just want you to know if someone did this to you you would feel like complete shit. Think about that as your posting on this. Its unbearable watching all of you lurkers waste your time on this. Fuck all of you. That is all we have to say and are further done with this post. And to the faggot that made this, I hope your fucking satisfied you piece of shit.
SYWH sponsored reunion show?
What?
Since this post got you 3000 hits is DTG going to do a reunion tour that is sponsored by Stuff You Will Hate?
There’s is no hate here bro, this shit was just funny. Then you and your little friends came on the site spamming the new band, calling everyone a fag, and describing your summer jobs, which was even funnier. We reserve the right to laugh at all the dumb shit you post on the internet. :)
Well still. Your kind of an asshole for everything youve contributed.
OF COURSE I’M A FUCKING ASSHOLE, DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?
Not I! i think we were the best band ever. EVER!
ALL NEW PICTURES.
1000 fans in 2 months ON FACEBOOK.
ALL NEW SONGS!
You cant even troll that. Faggots.
ALL NEW PICTURES
No. No longer a band. and Never going to be a band?
i have a four foot long dildo!
wanna party?
Room for one more?
240+ comments! Please tell me this is a record breaking post for SYWH!
Oh god yes, doubled the previous record! Amazing!!
hay guize, im new to here, whats the old record keeper?
We made your site more famous. Thats pretty sick. Wanna sponsor us?
Fuck yeah! Consider yourselves officially sponsored!
lol like legit email me at s508473@mail.nwmissouri.edu
this is the beginning of a beautiful partnership
i couldnt even get through all those comments but COT DAM lol. also, the singer with long hair is so disgusting looking that he is very hard to look directly at. especially the close ups in the documentary.
I really wanna know what you look like
The main riff in the song reminds me of salt the wound.
Internet justification.
I am so happy all of this happened.
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrxzs51Pfl1qm4we5o1_250.gif
http://nickynegative.tumblr.com/post/10529689312/covenant-bitch
I fucking love the fame coming from this. My name is Gabe Harding. You may have seen me in such films as Destroy the ghost Reach official music video, Destroy the Documentary, and a Serbian Film. Keep on saying shit. Its funny how this stuff gets you out there.
“That is all we have to say and are further done with this post.” – lol right
My name is Gabe Harding, I can’t let shit go because I feel I need to justify myself in front of a bunch of strangers. The embarrassment from my own actions and those of my friends is forever enshrined in a corner of the internet. I argue with nobody while strangers poke me with sticks. I suffer from anal devastation.
Your so gay.
*you’re. *gay harding. straight up vodka NOT EVEN MIXED 4 LIEF
gabe stop crying you COVENANT BITCH.
and i am sorry to break it to you bro but you haven’t made it big just yet. :( just go back in time back to when genericore was relevant and then maybe! but keep ur head up!! remember u have 1000 facebook likes!!!!!
So many neck beards on here…good god
“I use random insults towards strangers and have never read anything on this site.”
ur prty kewl
I never said band getting big. I said our names getting big. thats badass. and reach got 5,000 views in such Little time cause of all of you which I find hilarious.
Check out their facebook. The intro to Casey Anthony Has Nothing on This is fuckin killer! The vocals are way to loud in the mix, but musicianship is a win all around. Or maybe you should just disregard that I suck cocks. Metalcore blows, right?
>implying we don’t love metalcore.
1.) This was not recorded behind their dad’s work.
2.) This band is broken up.
3.) They know how gay this is.
4.) The kids running around are in fact not 8.
5.) Not the only kids who like “generi-core”.
6.) My band covered this song at our show for fun. Get at me.
7.) I obviously have a mental disorder. Get at me.
I’m in the band that covered this song. Who put this though?
Love it at 0.25 the fat dude scratches his face haha
Do these people think they’re clever when they come up with song titles like “Casey Anthony Has Nothing on Me”? What does that even mean? Do you eat babies? BABY EATERS!!
Its Casey anthony has nothing on this. the songs name fits perfectly with the songs meaning about the person it was written about, who was not casey anthony.
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